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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
#1461 - 2013-10-12 04:59:33 UTC
Ingame racial music based on ships. So when you enter an Amarr ship you get this churchy music. Minmatar gets Judas Priest.

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Korrimal Ohmiras
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1462 - 2013-10-12 15:32:37 UTC
Be able to park an Orca - leave the keys in the ignition (i.e. boosts up) - while the pilot runs a mission or ore site from one of the ships in the maintenance bay
Red Teufel
Calamitous-Intent
#1463 - 2013-10-12 15:54:21 UTC
Random Comet destroys stations and everyone's assets inside.
Owen Levanth
Sagittarius Unlimited Exploration
#1464 - 2013-10-12 16:59:26 UTC
Red Teufel wrote:
Random Comet destroys stations and everyone's assets inside.


Random "Dark Planet" moves into system, releases hordes of void krakens, everything gets eaten.
Menaiya Zamayid
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#1465 - 2013-10-13 07:28:13 UTC
Allow bridging in wormhole space assuming by some miracle the cyno is close enough..
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#1466 - 2013-10-13 07:52:34 UTC
Allow us to overheat the MJD, doubling the jump range...
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Smelly PirateWhore
Perkone
Caldari State
#1467 - 2013-10-13 11:20:05 UTC
Stop me if you've heard it but this one is a little bit out there so you can see why i've decided to make the suggestion here rather than anywhere serious

ok guys, get this: Clicking orbit has your ship merge into orbit rather than simply fly towards, or away from the target, stop at the desired range (or come back again depending on if you've overshot) and then orbit
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1468 - 2013-10-13 12:28:58 UTC
Smelly PirateWhore wrote:
ok guys, get this: Clicking orbit has your ship merge into orbit rather than simply fly towards, or away from the target, stop at the desired range (or come back again depending on if you've overshot) and then orbit



Best idea ever in this thread !!

Ho wait... Lol

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne
Crania
Aplac Org.
#1469 - 2013-10-13 23:55:16 UTC
Weaponstimer for drones, one min until they can dock again on your ship.
Crania
Aplac Org.
#1470 - 2013-10-14 00:09:56 UTC
After using drugs your char can get drug addicted, reducing all stats by 5% forever and its only removable for a short time by consuming drugs.
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#1471 - 2013-10-14 12:11:53 UTC
kidnapping POCOs. you need a carrier and a capital tractor beam.

I should buy an Ishtar.
Crania
Aplac Org.
#1472 - 2013-10-14 12:33:23 UTC
Gain one skillpoint per shipspinn, after 1kk your ship transforms into a state/tribe/ferderal/imperial issue ship.
Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#1473 - 2013-10-14 18:10:41 UTC
Tech-III-drones, check those sleeperdrones for approximate stats and their ewar.

♥
Maya VonNeumann
Eldorado Exploration Expedition
#1474 - 2013-10-15 06:28:45 UTC
Make all ships streak rainbow colored light trails during warp, just like Nyan Cat.
BitRusher
Temporal Paradox
#1475 - 2013-10-15 11:47:50 UTC
Make a incursion site specifically for mining where they mine trigger astroids, and fleet that did the most mining before the site is completed gets the payout.
Cyaron wars
Academia RED HOT Corporation
#1476 - 2013-10-15 13:00:38 UTC
Make Jita 0.0 sec status system for one day without any notification.
Sukur
WhiteOps
#1477 - 2013-10-15 19:06:50 UTC
Fia Magrath wrote:
Stations randomly reject your docking request for variety.
SFM Hobb3s
Perkone
Caldari State
#1478 - 2013-10-15 19:21:42 UTC
when destroying a ship in PVP a good portion of the stored ammunition detonates in an effective radius, potentially damaging other nearby ships. The destruction of minmatar ships causes duct tape to hit other nearby ships further increasing their resistances.
Owen Levanth
Sagittarius Unlimited Exploration
#1479 - 2013-10-15 21:27:47 UTC
Cyaron wars wrote:
Make Jita 0.0 sec status system for one day without any notification.


Also add a black hole with the related attribute changes for W-Space like shenanigans.
SOL Ranger
Imperial Armed Forces
#1480 - 2013-10-16 00:31:27 UTC
A certain percentage of all kinds of explosive munitions turn out to be 'duds'. Shocked

The Vargur requires launcher hardpoints, following tempest tradition.