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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Endo Saissore
Afterburners of Eve'il Inc.
#1341 - 2013-10-03 02:26:31 UTC
Give different attributes to Meta 2-4 gear.

Ex.

Meta 2 Neutron blaster tracks better but does less damage

Meta 3 Neutron blaster does more damage but has a laughable optimal

Meta 4 Neutron blaster does the damage of tech 2 but lower fitting requirements
Metamonic
Bubbles Bubbles Bubbles
#1342 - 2013-10-03 08:53:48 UTC
A button to dump all items from corp hangars to personal hangars, wherever you have access. You know, for quick looting
Collin Max
#1343 - 2013-10-03 09:39:28 UTC
Stegas Tyrano wrote:
Dev's get to go on a rampage in an eidolon every month, to blow off steam.


wait a second....
Legash Silden
Reliables Inc
BLACKFLAG.
#1344 - 2013-10-03 11:02:16 UTC
Give hulks 3 gun slots.
Hulasikali Walla
Brave Nubs
#1345 - 2013-10-03 11:06:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Hulasikali Walla
Force changes to UI, and impose new menu, for our beloved "gamepad players"
Abraham Nalelmir
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1346 - 2013-10-03 11:13:46 UTC
Make black holes wormholes real black hole wormholes... (aka: they suck everything inside them)

In Go.. ECM I trust
Fel'ina Twilight
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1347 - 2013-10-03 12:51:39 UTC
Reset all players' skillpoints to 0.
Alternate Jita
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1348 - 2013-10-03 13:33:50 UTC
when people dock in highsec they need to pay an hourly fee for using the station. Jita would cost about 10m/h
Lorac Gemini
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1349 - 2013-10-03 13:54:34 UTC
A wormhole effect that inverses ship sizes for the models only:

Frigates are as big as Titans and Titans are the size of Frigates.
Dirritat'z Demblin
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1350 - 2013-10-03 15:54:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Dirritat'z Demblin
Add Relativistic-Physics; No ship can have a warpspeed bigger than ~0.002083 AU/sec
Dirritat'z Demblin
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1351 - 2013-10-03 16:10:46 UTC
Followup;
No Ship warping to the Star in a Black Hole-WH can warp away from it again... ever. (Escape Velocity etc...)
Jaz Antollare
SovNarKom.
Goonswarm Federation
#1352 - 2013-10-03 17:30:29 UTC
Have an interesting Idea for a new profession, wormhole-pos-salvager.

For example, if some corp loses their wormhole and cant get their POS fueled, after some time(maybe a month or two) it will be set in neutral state where everyone can repackage it and take with them.
Careby
#1353 - 2013-10-03 18:24:55 UTC
Virus projection weapon causes chance of reduction of target ship's CPU, potentially offlining random modules.
pyropwnsu
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1354 - 2013-10-03 18:56:19 UTC
capital micro jump drives.

return of the mine fields.

allow fitting modules to special types of fighters (scram, web, neut) like their ewar drone counterparts.

new type of wormhole that spits you into random space, and only allows the passing of one ship before it closes (any size ship).

wormhole stabilizers durhurrrrrr.

ramming damage. (incursus and its variants win by touching the opponent.)

remote detonated explosives you can hide in wrecks (stealth bomber module?)
Careby
#1355 - 2013-10-03 18:59:57 UTC
Genolution 'Auroral' gold capsules when in space should reflect all weapons fire back at the shooter.
SOL Ranger
Imperial Armed Forces
#1356 - 2013-10-03 19:08:25 UTC
Nuclear artillery ammunition and nuclear missiles which work essentially like smart bombs@target location, sentries begone!

The Vargur requires launcher hardpoints, following tempest tradition.
dexter xio
Dead Game.
#1357 - 2013-10-03 20:02:38 UTC
Changing the Sleipnir hull from a Cyclone to a Hurricane.

Dead Game.
Lance Stratos
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1358 - 2013-10-03 20:19:16 UTC
Stasis Webifier shut off afterburner, like a scrambler vs MWD.

Longer range webifier with lower strength.
Lance Stratos
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1359 - 2013-10-03 20:19:48 UTC
SOL Ranger wrote:
Nuclear artillery ammunition and nuclear missiles which work essentially like smart bombs@target location, sentries begone!



you mean bomb launchers?
Vl4d Tepes
Kill Injure Slash and Stomp
#1360 - 2013-10-03 20:25:28 UTC
Add a condom machine to captains quarters.... (For when exotic dancers are in the station inventory of course)