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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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a newbie
Kenbishi Heavy Industries Inc.
#1241 - 2013-09-26 18:12:44 UTC
Remove the Capsule in Capsuleer and install a cockroach ridden kitten piddled patterned velour couch in the bridge.

...um.. fire?
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#1242 - 2013-09-26 20:18:17 UTC
Station docking on the outside.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Jade III
Sebiestor Tribe
#1243 - 2013-09-26 20:41:50 UTC
Make pirate ships that are found in the asteroid belts stronger.

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Freelancer117
So you want to be a Hero
#1244 - 2013-09-26 21:14:54 UTC
New combat NPC: Space DragonCool

Eve online is :

A) mining simulator B) glorified chatroom C) spreadsheets online

D) CCP Games Pay to Win at skill leveling, with instant gratification

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Raneru
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#1245 - 2013-09-26 21:22:02 UTC
A super massive blackhole system in the centre of the galaxy.
Ordellus
Doomheim
#1246 - 2013-09-26 21:23:44 UTC
Listening to the most vocal player group when guiding development.
Splagada
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1247 - 2013-09-26 22:35:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Splagada
in a 0.0 station i own : awox players banned from docking, allow us to break into their captain hangar and rob all their stuff !
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1248 - 2013-09-26 23:13:27 UTC
Creating a forum section for people to post bad ideas.

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GeeShizzle MacCloud
#1249 - 2013-09-27 00:02:13 UTC
LOL... remove the no cyno rule in wormhole space :P
wapquad
Sofa King Stoned
#1250 - 2013-09-27 00:31:28 UTC
Remove the 5 level limit on skill training
Arthur Aihaken
CODE.d
#1251 - 2013-09-27 00:34:11 UTC
Have a CSM. Never consult the CSM.

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Setsuka Hakkari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1252 - 2013-09-27 00:49:57 UTC
"Harvest Moon"-style hydroponic vegetable growing minigame.
Korrimal Ohmiras
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1253 - 2013-09-27 00:52:02 UTC
VERY BAD IDEA : HAVE PLAYER OWNED HIGH SEC CUSTOM OFFICES.
Petrified
Old and Petrified Syndication
#1254 - 2013-09-27 05:04:56 UTC
Make war decs cost a plex

Cloaking is the closest thing to a "Pause Game" button one can get while in space.

Support better localization for the Japanese Community.
Kyros Emerson
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1255 - 2013-09-27 07:12:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Kyros Emerson
A bit more than one line but:

Remove access to all chat windows in the game, then create the Fluid Router Communications Uplink module that has to be fitted to a ship in order to connect to chat windows and communicate with other players. Also, This module should not be allowed to be be fitted to any ship hull that could possibly be used for solo play. Tie the module to the Social skill, and make the minimum requirement to activate it as level 5 . Only One communication channel can be open for each Fluid Router Comminucations Uplink module that is online.
Kenrailae
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1256 - 2013-09-27 07:28:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Kenrailae
Tease about an Amarr/gallente faction ship release..... and NOT release the EoM pirate ships.











One Job CCP.... One Job.



I mean, who in their right mind WOULDN'T want a Black/Blue Apoc with Amarr armor resists, a 37.5% Flat damage bonus, 8 lows, 4 mids, 8 highs(8 turrets) and a 7.5% to Hybrid weapons Fall off per level.......



One Job..........




*Tool linked is not mine. If it's violating a forum rule, it's not intentional. Apologies in advance, no credit claimed for tool*
http://www.eohgames.com/labs/Ships/EoM%20Apocalypse


On a side note, the SoE hulls do look pretty BA.... but the EoM Apoc still wins.

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Jekaterine
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#1257 - 2013-09-27 07:34:46 UTC
Support one player organisation above others with exclusive content and vouch for their trustworthiness.
Bonus points if they're a for profit organisation that can exclude parts of the player base through enforcing their arbitrary rules that differentiate from CCP:s
klomp
The Regency
The Monarchy
#1258 - 2013-09-27 07:48:18 UTC
mobile market for WH
imagine a slow heavy market ship with deacent cargo and... buy and sell order slots

if a market-ship is in the system ,you see its orders in the market.
if you buy something it is jettisoned in a passworded can , the BM and PW is send to the buyer
to sell something specific the option exists to add the sell info to a jet can ( jettison for sale- option f.e.) .
An password protected can is created that is easily scannable. when scooped by the market ship, the order is entered
Lemming Alpha1dash1
Lemmings Online
#1259 - 2013-09-27 09:46:57 UTC
Would like to say, permaban DJ LMP but that would be a GOOD idea Bear

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Aleczander G
Shadow Moses.
#1260 - 2013-09-27 10:11:13 UTC
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