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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Daishan Auergni
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1221 - 2013-09-24 15:22:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Daishan Auergni
It turns out that the Jovians are a megacorp from Old Earth (with their own Gate to Earth in Jove space (which when completed allowed them to collapse the old 'Eve Gate')), conducting 'social' experiments with the Four Races, and Eve Video (camera drones, yeah) is Earth's number one entertainment channel.
Chaotica Donma
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1222 - 2013-09-24 16:07:31 UTC
Expose APIs to allow people to chat thru external apps in the in-game channels.

Catch me Thursdays and Saturdays at Midnight GMT on Split Infinity Radio

RaVeN077
Archon Corporation
#1223 - 2013-09-24 16:14:58 UTC
Make cloaking devices use fuel. No more perma scarecrow
RaVeN077
Archon Corporation
#1224 - 2013-09-24 16:33:42 UTC
Add coalitions officially to eve. Have it posted under their alliance info.
Liam Inkuras
Furnace
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
#1225 - 2013-09-24 19:52:46 UTC
Tech 2 Cynos that require 1/2 the fuel, cycle time, and allow you to move on grid (just no prop mod).

I wear my goggles at night.

Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone

Darylist Avor
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1226 - 2013-09-25 02:47:09 UTC
Make planets actually orbit their respective star, and moons orbit their respective planet.
Darylist Avor
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1227 - 2013-09-25 02:48:22 UTC
Make the door in the Captains Quarters open into the vacuum of space.
Darylist Avor
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1228 - 2013-09-25 02:49:44 UTC
Make rigs that allow you to use medium slots as lows, or highs as medium slots
Darylist Avor
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1229 - 2013-09-25 02:53:44 UTC
Bring back ship log loot from pirate ships
Darylist Avor
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1230 - 2013-09-25 02:56:02 UTC
Add an in game spreadsheet tool like the notepad that can do functions and stuff
Darylist Avor
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1231 - 2013-09-25 03:03:32 UTC
Create a 'Cargo Concealment' skill that hides 5% of your cargo per level from scans (either 5% of the stack, or 5% chance of the entire item not showing on a particular scan if not a stack)
dreadshane
Hell or HiWater
#1232 - 2013-09-25 21:06:22 UTC
Increase the size of the Orca ore bay to 100K
Brunik Rokbyter
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1233 - 2013-09-25 22:21:53 UTC
Low/NPC 0.0 fire alarm switch. Force ejects all pilots in whatever they are in. Heavy sec status hit + turret agro for the "prankster". Available once per day.
Ciaphas Cyne
Moira.
#1234 - 2013-09-26 02:59:44 UTC
ewar mod that effects your enemy's UI

"buff only the stuff I fly and nerf everything else"

  • you
Ivol Kishtani
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#1235 - 2013-09-26 05:22:01 UTC
Frigate built around one gun that can load one round of XL ammo. You have to point the frigate to aim. Effective range is only 5km and decreasing damage as you get farther or closer than 5km. Eve Jousting!
Noroswen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1236 - 2013-09-26 10:32:27 UTC
Allow me to forcibly turn all the slaves in my inventory into exotic dancers.
Brunik Rokbyter
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1237 - 2013-09-26 11:56:48 UTC
Ship collision does hull damage based on a formula of mass/speed.
RainbowDark
JUST SET TIMES
#1238 - 2013-09-26 12:55:34 UTC
remove all t3 ships!
Korrimal Ohmiras
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1239 - 2013-09-26 16:49:30 UTC
Have CCP go public
Joe Risalo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1240 - 2013-09-26 16:54:38 UTC
RainbowDark wrote:
remove all t3 ships!


Isn't that a good idea?