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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#961 - 2013-09-05 15:15:57 UTC
Dislike button...wait
Abishai
#962 - 2013-09-05 15:40:43 UTC
Off grid EWAR
Johnnie Blue
Thirtyplus
Goonswarm Federation
#963 - 2013-09-05 15:42:17 UTC
A plague infestation module that infects the clone of the pilot that boards a ship in space slowly draining said pilot's skills until he is stuck in the stationary ship until killed or dies from the plague.
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#964 - 2013-09-05 15:57:56 UTC
Strategical missiles launched from another system !!!!! WITH NUKES!!!

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"

Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#965 - 2013-09-05 16:11:27 UTC
Not bringing back the old Titan AoE DDs

Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!

Galdrak
Interplanetary Trade Federation
#966 - 2013-09-05 16:29:34 UTC
random inventing-actually invent new stuff with custom stats.

game changing ammo, implants, ships and mods.

invent unique mods that are hugely overpowered( and possibly unstable and dangerous) and totally unique, one off mods never to be made again. use a chaos engine to decide or failing that grab a d100 or 2 d10

Garviel Tarrant
Beyond Divinity Inc
Shadow Cartel
#967 - 2013-09-05 16:53:08 UTC
Surely this has been mentioned before but..


Battleships with god damn t2 resistances.

BYDI recruitment closed-ish

Qweasdy
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#968 - 2013-09-05 17:12:34 UTC
Zaxix wrote:
every ship, except for shuttles, should have a shuttle bay that can hold one shuttle.


Including shuttles*

This is a terrible thread. As such, it's locked. - CCP Falcon

Deliram
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#969 - 2013-09-05 18:22:00 UTC
A module that camuflague your ship as another class and/or type. behold the rifted avatar!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#970 - 2013-09-05 18:25:18 UTC
Galdrak wrote:
random inventing-actually invent new stuff with custom stats.

game changing ammo, implants, ships and mods.

invent unique mods that are hugely overpowered( and possibly unstable and dangerous) and totally unique, one off mods never to be made again. use a chaos engine to decide or failing that grab a d100 or 2 d10

yes
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#971 - 2013-09-05 18:29:38 UTC
Decrease medium rail guns tracking, increase their dmg modifier and don't touch at all the ammo going with. Oups.

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne

sytaqe violacea
Choir of morning
#972 - 2013-09-05 18:30:12 UTC
ORE super carrier which can launch mining fighter bomber.
sytaqe violacea
Choir of morning
#973 - 2013-09-05 18:33:06 UTC
ORE battleshp
X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#974 - 2013-09-05 18:47:33 UTC
Andrea Griffin wrote:
Ships should have a slot for a crew, which gains experience over time based on your activities and gives you related bonuses.

Corpses of dead crew members should be objects that are visible and can be scooped up by other ships.

Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#975 - 2013-09-05 20:26:09 UTC
Vote Malcanis

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016

Krolas
Revolutionary Force - Organisational Structure
#976 - 2013-09-05 20:30:15 UTC
Make Neural Remaps sellable ingame items!
Karak Bol
Low-Sec Survival Ltd.
#977 - 2013-09-05 20:37:02 UTC
Pulling a drone group onto a locked target starts them and lets them agress. (Or at least agress)
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#978 - 2013-09-05 20:44:25 UTC
Paying the players 15$ per month to play!

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"

Thorvik
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#979 - 2013-09-05 22:37:42 UTC
Make a cov-ops style ship that plants bomb on capital ships (within ~50m) that can blow a hole in the hull.
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#980 - 2013-09-05 22:40:01 UTC
A Payday 2 heist that centers around stealing bags of PLEX and all of the isk in Jita.

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.