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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Taggs Corhan
Crimson Reavers
#521 - 2013-08-29 19:15:51 UTC
For the first six weeks of gametime, new pilots gain 20% of the skillpoints of all pods they kill.

A bulet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed 'to whom it may concern'.

A nuke is addressed to 'Current Resident'

Taggs Corhan
Crimson Reavers
#522 - 2013-08-29 19:17:22 UTC
All non tracking missiles as stated in their description fire on ballistic trajectories at extremely high velocity, with proximity detonation.

A bulet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed 'to whom it may concern'.

A nuke is addressed to 'Current Resident'

Taggs Corhan
Crimson Reavers
#523 - 2013-08-29 19:18:25 UTC
Allow ships to turn off their warp drive to reveal their true speed; warp drive takes one hour to online.

A bulet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed 'to whom it may concern'.

A nuke is addressed to 'Current Resident'

Taggs Corhan
Crimson Reavers
#524 - 2013-08-29 19:19:59 UTC
Release pirate-pirate faction frigates; Require all racial skills to fly!

A bulet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed 'to whom it may concern'.

A nuke is addressed to 'Current Resident'

Leto Atal
LoneStar Industries
#525 - 2013-08-29 20:32:40 UTC
Turn defender missiles into fireworks. Then people might actually use them.
Leto Atal
LoneStar Industries
#526 - 2013-08-29 20:34:22 UTC
Hacking modules should be able to activate the self destruct mechanism on enemy ships.
Atomic Option
NO Tax FAT Stacks
#527 - 2013-08-29 20:38:40 UTC
Multithreading Processor module removes the one from the module count for stacking penalty purposes for every other module type on the ship.
Alsyth
#528 - 2013-08-29 20:51:20 UTC
Player with 5.0 sec status can fit a "concord cyno" which calls few Concord ships, attacking any criminal/suspect in the vicinity.
Leto Atal
LoneStar Industries
#529 - 2013-08-29 20:52:59 UTC
Rob Crowley wrote:
Master Justasii wrote:
Make it necessary to manually pilot out of stations.

Manual docking, heck yeah! But only if The Blue Danube is playing, that should be possible with the new situational sound system.


Elite Dangerous got fully funded on Kickstarter. So we should get to relive this again. If it doesn't have Blue Danube, Ride of the Valkyries and Night on Bare Mountain in the sound track I'll ask for my money back.

And because this is the bad ideas thread:

CCP should scrap EVE Valkyrie and force all EVE pilots to manually control their ships.
Eliana Eros
Sentinel Event
Hatakani Trade Winds Combine
#530 - 2013-08-29 20:55:46 UTC
Alsyth wrote:
Player with 5.0 sec status can fit a "concord cyno" which calls few Concord ships, attacking any criminal/suspect in the vicinity.



ShockedShockedShocked
That would be scary in low sec.

♥'s and Glomps for everyone...well almost everyone.

Ze Goggles

Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld
#531 - 2013-08-29 21:00:30 UTC
Turn the Gallente back into an 'Armour Tanking Race'.

Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction...

Condesa Venenosa
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#532 - 2013-08-29 21:03:54 UTC
1) New modules that allow Heavy Interdictors to create NOS Bubbles and Cloak Field Bubbles

2) Ventures can deploy harmful gas clouds that will dissipate after x time.
Condesa Venenosa
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#533 - 2013-08-29 21:06:12 UTC
Players can call on concord for a fee. The higher the fee, the the longer the duration and more "protection" you can afford.
Koby Botick
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#534 - 2013-08-29 21:16:45 UTC
Stargates are destructible
Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
#535 - 2013-08-29 21:57:19 UTC
Instantly drop the value of ultra-rare skillbooks (such as salvage drone operation) by not bothering to create a new skill and leaving the pre-existing one as a legacy "unique" skill so that collectors of the skillbooks don't lose out on dozens of billions of ISK when you seed the new identical skill for 100k.
Erien Rand
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#536 - 2013-08-29 22:04:47 UTC
Micro-jump missiles: fire-short cycle time- missiles micro jump to target Shocked
Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld
#537 - 2013-08-29 22:52:49 UTC
Right click any map to create a warpable bookmark.

Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction...

Sergei Turov
Coreli Corporation
Pandemic Legion
#538 - 2013-08-29 22:59:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Sergei Turov
pink ships.
Azriel X
#539 - 2013-08-29 23:04:11 UTC
CCP Rise wrote:
If enough suicide ganks happen in a given high sec system, it eventually turns to low sec.

This makes too much sense... Stop it

Have ccp admit to mistakes instead of claiming it was an "intended" game mechanic.
Zarnak Wulf
Task Force 641
Empyrean Edict
#540 - 2013-08-30 00:00:02 UTC
Create a mid-slot stereo system for Minmatar ships only which causes all nearby Amarr ships -10% performance in various statistics due to the distraction of very loud, bad rap music.