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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Victors Clone
madmen of the skies
#501 - 2013-08-29 17:11:09 UTC
A frigate for each race, with ONE slot for ONE Large Turret :) *AWESOME*.
Yeep
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#502 - 2013-08-29 17:15:47 UTC
Mr Doctor wrote:
A shuttle called the Hearthstone which returns you to your home station.


This but it just locks the autopilot on until you get there or die
Garviel Tarrant
Beyond Divinity Inc
Shadow Cartel
#503 - 2013-08-29 17:22:36 UTC
Make ships that are capable of bridging entire fleets from a pos shield across the galaxy without actually going there themselves...

Wait.. Damn it i'm really bad at this =<

BYDI recruitment closed-ish

Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#504 - 2013-08-29 17:26:47 UTC
Year gifts players can choose (single per account) and only after 1 year sub: plex - character name/gender change - skill points reallocation (total) - skill points books for sale ( you pick your own skills and put them in, lasts 24H after this period they vanish and SP too) - free 3M SP

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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#505 - 2013-08-29 17:29:46 UTC
T3 Battleships: 99.99% bonus to PG/CPU/cap activation to 6 capital guns - 75% tracking and 25% dmg bonus - 20% shields armor and structure bonus per T3 BS skill bonus -can deploy 5 fighters or bombers - can fit cover ops cloaking device -jump drive: 7 LY

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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#506 - 2013-08-29 17:30:28 UTC
CCP Eterne actually figured out my sign is not ASC II any more

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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#507 - 2013-08-29 17:31:30 UTC
CCP Devs actually answer to all of their customers and stop discrimination in between NPC corp players and PC players.

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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#508 - 2013-08-29 17:35:14 UTC
"Post with your main" comments get a special attention from CCP who will send to closest professional to that customer a notification mail, he will receive 1 plex and a trial account per customer successfully healed.

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Thutmose I
Rattium Incorporated
#509 - 2013-08-29 17:35:27 UTC
Planets/moons/stargates move in their orbits, making bookmarks less reliable and drift.
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#510 - 2013-08-29 17:36:44 UTC
NPC characters can play and train now for free, they will start paying once they get in player run corporations and alliances. Ho wait...

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Yeep
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#511 - 2013-08-29 17:39:30 UTC
NPC corporation tax rate increases by 5% per month you remain in corp and decreases by 5% per month you spend in a player corp.
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#512 - 2013-08-29 17:40:22 UTC
When you hit "warp/dock" to "x" station your ship doesn't land at 0 but slowly boats until it gets in range of docking.

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Jasmine Assasin
The Holy Rollers
#513 - 2013-08-29 17:42:31 UTC
"Tier" 4 (Capital weapon) and tech III Battleships.
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#514 - 2013-08-29 17:42:42 UTC
Yeep wrote:
NPC corporation tax rate increases by 5% per month you remain in corp and decreases by 5% per month you spend in a player corp.


Would love this, better than a 1 man corp but GS financial dudes would loose the remaining hair in their heads for loosing the 15% POCOs tax Blink

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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#515 - 2013-08-29 17:44:24 UTC
IG and forum achievements, once you get enough you get a pink pony as reward.

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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#516 - 2013-08-29 18:00:34 UTC
Bounty minimum amount set to 100M isk and gives you the tag "Screwed", tag "Wanted" minimum amount 500M isk

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Artem Perreault
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#517 - 2013-08-29 18:38:32 UTC
Remove the ability to damage other ships
Blackhole's Revenge
CareBear Gankers
#518 - 2013-08-29 19:05:58 UTC
All the Devs should make an alliance and go into high sec and gank freighters while abusing the new log off safely feature say in Uedama.
Aya Shinomiya
Promethean Ascension
#519 - 2013-08-29 19:07:21 UTC
Bad number one

Automatik scanner which scans every system when entering it or leaving a station, turns of (animation) when you start warping but continues scanning (shows you the sites) and has no option to choose between manual (scans and shows the sites ONLY by pushing "scanning") or automatic scan.


Bad number two

These straight "flashes" on Stargates with no impact animation, like turret fire on the hull, and which often hit empty space (very realistic [irony]).
Taggs Corhan
Crimson Reavers
#520 - 2013-08-29 19:13:18 UTC
One line eh?

All ships recieve bonuses for all weapons smaller than their class in addition to their class.


I'm full of bad ideas. . .

A bulet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed 'to whom it may concern'.

A nuke is addressed to 'Current Resident'