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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#461 - 2013-08-29 07:40:48 UTC
Implant Scanner II

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#462 - 2013-08-29 07:52:50 UTC
Qestroy wrote:
On april fools day replace the self destruct option in the drop down menu with a button which simply says "DO NOT TOUCH". Remove the warning and timer. Post the amount of ISK destroyed from self destruct in a dev blog the next day.


Haha, PLEASE do this! Serious lol moment.

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Dr0000 Maulerant
Union Nanide and Tooling
#463 - 2013-08-29 08:41:26 UTC
An Iteron V superweapon called "carebear stare" does (10*days subscribed)/kills=damage Rainbow sparkle beam effect

Tell me again about how every playstyle you dont engage in "doesn't require any effort" and everyone who does it needs to die in a fire. Be sure to mention about how you tried it once but it was too easy/boring/ethnic-homophobic slur. 
Aaosoth
Supercoven
#464 - 2013-08-29 09:15:27 UTC
Morwen Lagann wrote:


Related: Salvager modules can be used against intact/piloted Minmatar ships just like any other weapon.



I love this one. XD
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#465 - 2013-08-29 09:22:26 UTC
Make a rorqual superweapon that turns 1/2 of all asteroids in a belt into cans that contain compressed amounts of the ore inside of them.

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

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Tragot Gomndor
Three Sword Inc
#466 - 2013-08-29 09:27:24 UTC
Mounts, like a robohorse to jump between asteroids (saberrider anyone?)

NONONONONONO TO CAPS IN HIGHSEC NO
Vulfen
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#467 - 2013-08-29 09:28:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Vulfen
Activate the walking in stations, and you can go to a cantina where there is a band constantly playing the tatooine cantina song from Star Wars Episode IV

Dat song
Vulfen
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#468 - 2013-08-29 09:32:27 UTC
Create Tech 4 BS where every sub system is very specialised however each one has a bonus and a negative effect.
Psychoactive Stimulant
#469 - 2013-08-29 09:32:36 UTC
Bad idea: personal pilot quarters in every station.
Nig C
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#470 - 2013-08-29 09:36:22 UTC
A POS-Jump Drive which enables to deploy a POS with all related Stuff to a spare moon Cool
Morgan North
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#471 - 2013-08-29 09:44:06 UTC
remove the neuts.
Tung Yoggi
University of Caille
#472 - 2013-08-29 09:58:53 UTC
Add moderators to every local channel
To mare
Advanced Technology
#473 - 2013-08-29 11:05:39 UTC
extreme balancing, really bad idea
Rikimaru Ichikawa
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#474 - 2013-08-29 11:28:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Rikimaru Ichikawa
Overheating modules - % chance that the items in your cargo hold can chain react, with combined damage of ammo amount etc gets projected into a 20km radius like a smart bomb.
Gypsio III
Questionable Ethics.
Ministry of Inappropriate Footwork
#475 - 2013-08-29 12:05:30 UTC
Introduce an effort-free intel tool that immediately and infallibly tells you the numbers and identities of people in the same stellar system as you.
Anattha
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#476 - 2013-08-29 12:17:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Anattha
1) Improve Stasis Web Drones to make it more useful
2) More med slots for amarrians ships
3) Damage type bonuses for the Winmatar ships (like a caldari ships)
4) AAR's - less reload time or at least the ability to fit more than one module.
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#477 - 2013-08-29 12:17:10 UTC
Find more ways to implement the wonderful loot-splosion mechanic.

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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#478 - 2013-08-29 12:21:45 UTC
Warp disruption drones with fractional warp disrupt strengths based on their size.

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Wu Phat
InsufficientFunds LLC.
#479 - 2013-08-29 12:48:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Wu Phat
If you have been an active subscriber for a year you should get a Plex on your RL Birthday.
Sparkus Volundar
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#480 - 2013-08-29 12:48:51 UTC
Make it so we can fly through stations and other solid structures whilst at the same time be unable to be bumped while we are inside parts of said structures. Although it's completely illogical and silly in a simulation, it will make station PvP very interesting.

ohwait... Blink

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