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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Arya Regnar
Darwins Right Hand
#361 - 2013-08-28 15:30:14 UTC
Qestroy wrote:
On april fools day replace the self destruct option in the drop down menu with a button which simply says "DO NOT TOUCH". Remove the warning and timer. Post the amount of ISK destroyed from self destruct in a dev blog the next day.


This is gold.

EvE-Mail me if you need anything.
Vyktor Abyss
Abyss Research
#362 - 2013-08-28 15:34:35 UTC
Every time you log in the wallet is credited 1 million ISK.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#363 - 2013-08-28 15:36:31 UTC
Remove essential features from the game during a major patch and call it a "Contraction" instead of an expansion.

Katrina Oniseki
Athena Machina
Akadeimia Keipouron SVK
Apocalypse Now.
#364 - 2013-08-28 15:36:43 UTC
You undock 30km away from the station.
Chucky Mcnutt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#365 - 2013-08-28 15:36:50 UTC
Vyktor Abyss wrote:
Every time you log in the wallet is credited 1 million ISK.


This is the only way to make ISK.
Yeep
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#366 - 2013-08-28 15:45:05 UTC
Start all characters completely naked. Require training into a new skill tree in order to wear clothes.
Kleranna
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#367 - 2013-08-28 15:59:48 UTC
Make stargates destructable.
Dersen Lowery
The Scope
#368 - 2013-08-28 16:04:25 UTC
Rookie titans, prefitted with civilian doomsdays and supplied with 1 unit of Arkonor in the cargo hold.

Proud founder and member of the Belligerent Desirables.

I voted in CSM X!
Vincent Athena
Photosynth
#369 - 2013-08-28 16:10:46 UTC
If a large number of criminal players are exploded in a low sec system it becomes high sec.

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Frozen fanfiction
Lieutenant Ellen
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#370 - 2013-08-28 16:11:14 UTC
Kleranna
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#371 - 2013-08-28 16:14:57 UTC
Make Jita lowsec. Twisted
Sevena Black
The Black Redemption
#372 - 2013-08-28 16:24:41 UTC
You can get a fitted CONCORD ship for their loyaltypoints
Rowells
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#373 - 2013-08-28 16:40:19 UTC
Change te Minmatar Doomsday to fire rifters at enemy ships
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
#374 - 2013-08-28 16:42:29 UTC
Hire that guy that Kil2 guy!

-ZING-

Not today spaghetti.
Srensis
Orange Powers
The Chicken Coop
#375 - 2013-08-28 17:48:57 UTC
This thread.
Srensis
Orange Powers
The Chicken Coop
#376 - 2013-08-28 17:49:47 UTC
The Features and Ideas sub-forum.
Chimpface Holocaust
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#377 - 2013-08-28 17:51:21 UTC
A chimpanzee copilot that hangs out the window and flings poo at Dust players.
Thutmose I
Rattium Incorporated
#378 - 2013-08-28 17:57:56 UTC
Chucky Mcnutt wrote:
new weapon type: audio scrambler, which plays the trololo song at max volume in any player's teamspeak/mumble/whatever


Couple this with a change to ECM that plays bob marley at max volume, everyone likes jammin right?
Mooer
Bob's Bait and Tackle
#379 - 2013-08-28 18:05:27 UTC
Sephira Galamore wrote:
CCP Rise wrote:
Awesome stuff generally (except you capqu)

A mod that draws a laser between you and another ship with the mod fit, the laser damages everything it passes over so you get to clothesline people in space.


If you interconnect three ships in that manner, you create a laser field. (What's the TTP here?)

anything passing between the 3 in the "beam" gets decloaked. you can attach as many ships who fit the mod and can decloak an area up too a 200km diameter
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#380 - 2013-08-28 18:15:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Andreus Ixiris
Not close down factional warfare.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.