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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Chucky Mcnutt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#341 - 2013-08-28 13:47:38 UTC
Quick time events for locking targets, firing guns, launching probes, and onlining all other active modules.
Yeep
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#342 - 2013-08-28 13:50:28 UTC
Make each mission runnable only once per day per character
Chucky Mcnutt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#343 - 2013-08-28 13:50:38 UTC
Energy to Mass module for triage carriers. Completely drains capacitor for five minutes, but fires enough mass into a wormhole to close it no matter how big it is or what has passed through it.
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#344 - 2013-08-28 14:00:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Sergeant Acht Scultz
Make self destruction module high slot with 1min timer -> area of effect 7.5x ship radius (you guys love 7.5 numbers so this should please you) -> dmg caused 10x max ship dps (you also like the 10 number) increased by the value in base dps of ammo/drones carried

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne
Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#345 - 2013-08-28 14:04:08 UTC
Automatic suspect flags for ships that linger on the same grid for more then 15 minutes. (Highsec)

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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#346 - 2013-08-28 14:06:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Sergeant Acht Scultz
2nd bad idea because this is an horrible thread OP single sentence requirement is already screwed by himself:

Cover OPs super interdictor battleship

8 high 5 hard points

6 mids

6 lows

HI resist profile

Special ability: Jovian Jump Drive: requires no cyno but distance is limited at 3.5 LY per jump -consumption 50 isotopes

75% agility and 10% base speed bonus per Super Interdictor skill (this time you have both numbers)

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne
Athena Machina
Akadeimia Keipouron SVK
Apocalypse Now.
#347 - 2013-08-28 14:07:49 UTC
Let capsuleers join CONCORD and act as police.
Chucky Mcnutt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#348 - 2013-08-28 14:12:29 UTC
redo all new art work in ascii.
Qestroy
TaxIsTheft
#349 - 2013-08-28 14:21:55 UTC
On april fools day replace the self destruct option in the drop down menu with a button which simply says "DO NOT TOUCH". Remove the warning and timer. Post the amount of ISK destroyed from self destruct in a dev blog the next day.
Klingon Admiral
Carcinisation
#350 - 2013-08-28 14:23:09 UTC
Bring actual orbital mechanics to EVE, because EVE is too easy
Yeep
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#351 - 2013-08-28 14:28:12 UTC
Massively reduce the EHP of all sov structures but allow them them to be returned to their current EHP with fuel
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#352 - 2013-08-28 14:30:40 UTC
Uber MWD that consumes Isotopes as fuel but lets the ship accelerate as long as it's activated.

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Qaldramas
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#353 - 2013-08-28 14:35:04 UTC
Mining Foreman boosts, like all other gang link modules in the new 1.1 patch, cannot be used inside a POS forcefield.
Qaldramas
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#354 - 2013-08-28 14:37:14 UTC
Allow Heavy Interdictors to fit Covert Ops Cloaking Devices
SFM Hobb3s
Perkone
Caldari State
#355 - 2013-08-28 14:52:53 UTC
Popping a player ship in combat no longer produces a wreck, but instead produces a loot spew pinata akin to exploration, where you have to click furiously on the cans before they dissapear in desperate hope of getting more carbon.
Azrin Stella Oerndotte
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#356 - 2013-08-28 14:56:39 UTC
Outsource the drone controls instead of using the ****** AI.
Harvey James
The Sengoku Legacy
#357 - 2013-08-28 14:59:39 UTC
making AAR's have the same ridiculous reload time as ASB's

T3's need to be versatile so no rigs are necessary ... they should not have OP dps and tank

ABC's should be T2, remove drone assist, separate HAM's and Torps range, -3 HS for droneboats

Nerf web strength, Make the blaster Eagle worth using
DeadDuck
Trust Doesn't Rust
Goonswarm Federation
#358 - 2013-08-28 15:04:36 UTC
Make people able to distribute the available slots of any given ship according with their judgment, but always keeeping the same ship features and bonuses. Cool

Thats actually my (wet) dream Oops
Lieutenant Ellen
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#359 - 2013-08-28 15:09:46 UTC
License the Reapers from Bioware, invade high, profit...
Yeep
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#360 - 2013-08-28 15:18:03 UTC
PLEX for killmails. Allow players to spend a PLEX to falsify one API verified killmail with their choice of ship, modules and aggressors.