These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Player Features and Ideas Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

The 'one-line bad idea' thread

First post First post First post First post
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#301 - 2013-08-28 10:01:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Debora Tsung
Rob Crowley wrote:
Dear sir or madam,
we regret to inform you that your nerd licence has been revoked effective immediately for the following offences:

That was actually the first time someone called me a nerd.... That's sooo nice, I luv u nao!

EDIT: No srsly, never before... Shocked

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#302 - 2013-08-28 10:03:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Debora Tsung
Daniel Plain wrote:
at least she did not say 'intergalactic'...

That reminds me... Intergalactic death rays with 20au range. Big smile

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Altrue
Exploration Frontier inc
Tactical-Retreat
#303 - 2013-08-28 10:20:09 UTC
Remote repping and cap transfer in excess should cause damage to the hull of target ship.

Signature Tanking Best Tanking

[Ex-F] CEO - Eve-guides.fr

Ultimate Citadel Guide - 2016 EVE Career Chart
Roime
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#304 - 2013-08-28 10:25:50 UTC
Flick Narbotan
I.I.I
#305 - 2013-08-28 10:33:33 UTC
Wanking in Stations
Ound
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#306 - 2013-08-28 10:46:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Ound
Check target's standings when performing offensive action against the target, no offensive actions against blues.
Tobias Hareka
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#307 - 2013-08-28 10:47:13 UTC
Add one battleship for each race that can use capital weapon systems.
Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
#308 - 2013-08-28 10:55:40 UTC
Open the door.......Shocked

I am a pod pilot: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg

CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
Tangodude
Star One Corp
#309 - 2013-08-28 10:58:32 UTC
EMP module that cracks monocle and gives target extreme afro.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#310 - 2013-08-28 11:03:12 UTC
tinfoil pirate hats with tinfoil parrots in the NEX store. should also come with a tinfoil feather.
Safr0n
Star One Corp
#311 - 2013-08-28 11:03:18 UTC
Bring back Jukebox with elevator music, auto activate during big fleet battle when lag detected and new clone activated. (Will help calm people down)
Ound
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#312 - 2013-08-28 11:04:15 UTC
PLEX to bribe CONCORD, avoid security status loss for 30 days.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#313 - 2013-08-28 11:07:47 UTC
Lloyd Roses wrote:
Tractor Beams that tractor player ships.

YES Shocked

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Tobias Hareka
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#314 - 2013-08-28 11:08:35 UTC
Laundry service to stations.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#315 - 2013-08-28 11:09:56 UTC
StarFleetCommander wrote:
DD a star causes it to go super nova destroying the whole system

GREAT WAY TO GET RID OF LAG Big smile
Garan Nardieu
Super Serious Fight Club
#316 - 2013-08-28 11:12:13 UTC
Introduce jump drive which doesn't need a cyno beacon (noone lights a cyno for Kirk), with all the balancing restrictions, obviously.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#317 - 2013-08-28 11:19:04 UTC
Zhilia Mann wrote:
Let Dusties conquer hostile titans.

good idea, gtfo
mr ed thehouseofed
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#318 - 2013-08-28 11:30:31 UTC
make me ceo of ccpShockedCool

i want a eve pinball machine...  confirming  CCP Cognac is best cognac
Athena Machina
Akadeimia Keipouron SVK
Apocalypse Now.
#319 - 2013-08-28 11:48:20 UTC
Sov holding alliances have a headquarter system. If the invading party captures this system, all alliance sov everywhere goes to the victor and losing alliance immediately disbands.
Athena Machina
Akadeimia Keipouron SVK
Apocalypse Now.
#320 - 2013-08-28 11:55:08 UTC
Allow capital ship warp cores to be ejected and destroyed causing 300,000 damage within a 100km radius.