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Republic University Minmatar Republic 49
Raging Beaver Republic University Minmatar Republic Likes received: 49	#101 - 2013-08-27 15:24:51 UTC 3 Make standings randomize upon every login.

madmen of the skies 3,613
Bienator II madmen of the skies Likes received: 3,613	#102 - 2013-08-27 15:27:04 UTC 63 faction cloaks which play the jaws theme while active (on-grid broadcast). how to fix eve: 1) remove ECM 2) rename dampeners to ECM 3) add new anti-drone ewar for caldari 4) give offgrid boosters ongrid combat value

Hotel Culiacan 100
Bishop Xsi Hotel Culiacan Likes received: 100	#103 - 2013-08-27 15:28:23 UTC \| Edited by: Bishop Xsi 73 Minmatar ships cannot be destroyed; they can only be reduced to several smaller Minmatar ships.

The Scope Gallente Federation 277
Akturous The Scope Gallente Federation Likes received: 277	#104 - 2013-08-27 15:40:24 UTC 5 All I'm seeing are great ideas. Vote Item Heck One for CSM8

Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 289
NiGhTTraX Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State Likes received: 289	#105 - 2013-08-27 15:42:35 UTC 34 When fleet warping with someone, I can open my side window and throw a shoe at them, knocking them out of the warp tunnel. If you're gonna post here thinking your idea is the greatest thing since bacon and that it will save EVE and possibly all humankind with it, you're gonna have a bad time.

Bob's Bait and Tackle 53
Mooer Bob's Bait and Tackle Likes received: 53	#106 - 2013-08-27 15:43:17 UTC 13 a joke gun that when fired, takes out shield, armor and 3/4 of your hull in a "phantom" attack. it actually does no damage, creates no flags, but gives the illusion you're under attack and just got vollied. 10 seconds after attack, it all comes back and a "jokes on you" displays across yer screen.

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Zoica Mayaki Likes received: 12	#107 - 2013-08-27 15:45:20 UTC 12 Add Sleeper Incursions to Wormholes


Mooer Bob's Bait and Tackle Likes received: 53	#108 - 2013-08-27 15:50:48 UTC 25 when flying around, a ship takes random damage from a minmatar battle that occured years ago and there are some stray artie shots floating around due to the pilot missing its target.

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Callic Veratar Likes received: 683	#109 - 2013-08-27 15:51:14 UTC 24 Festival Smart Bombs that play disco music while active.

Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 206
Keras Authion Science and Trade Institute Caldari State Likes received: 206	#110 - 2013-08-27 15:52:09 UTC 2 Replace all characters with Mickey Mouse and other heavily copyrighted characters. This post was rated "C" for capsuleer.

Malevelon Roe Industries Convocation of Empyreans 41
Fasturian Icildentirf Malevelon Roe Industries Convocation of Empyreans Likes received: 41	#111 - 2013-08-27 15:52:59 UTC 4 Give CEO's the ability to execute members docked in the same station while also preventing clone activation. Q: What does IT humor have in common with a classical star schema? A: They are both highly denormalized.

The Scope 1,782
Dersen Lowery The Scope Likes received: 1,782	#112 - 2013-08-27 15:53:13 UTC \| Edited by: Dersen Lowery 6 Add 10mm, 25mm, and 50mm armor plates, and micro [ancillary] shield boosters to go with them. Proud founder and member of the Belligerent Desirables. I voted in CSM X!

State Protectorate Caldari State 205
Dav Varan State Protectorate Caldari State Likes received: 205	#113 - 2013-08-27 15:55:44 UTC 13 Walking in stations

C C P C C P Alliance 5,688
CCP Rise C C P C C P Alliance Likes received: 5,688	#114 - 2013-08-27 15:56:35 UTC 43 Awesome stuff generally (except you capqu) A mod that draws a laser between you and another ship with the mod fit, the laser damages everything it passes over so you get to clothesline people in space. @ccp_rise

Half Empty xqtywiznalamywmodxfhhopawzpqyjdwrpeptuaenabjawdzku 1,336
Capqu Half Empty xqtywiznalamywmodxfhhopawzpqyjdwrpeptuaenabjawdzku Likes received: 1,336	#115 - 2013-08-27 15:58:21 UTC 1 oh come on you must have smiled at at least one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg

Hoboland 593
Hopelesshobo Hoboland Likes received: 593	#116 - 2013-08-27 16:00:00 UTC \| Edited by: Hopelesshobo 12 Make all nulsec highsec and all highsec nulsec. EDIT: It shall be known as the thunderdome. Lowering the average to make you look better since 2012.

Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 1,949
Ammzi Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore Likes received: 1,949	#117 - 2013-08-27 16:01:31 UTC 6 make capqu in charge of future ship rebalancing.

Beyond Divinity Inc Shadow Cartel 2,240
Garviel Tarrant Beyond Divinity Inc Shadow Cartel Likes received: 2,240	#118 - 2013-08-27 16:02:24 UTC 7 Add a ship that can hide in a safespot and double the combat power of any fleet! Ohh wait.. BYDI recruitment closed-ish

Aliastra Gallente Federation 187
Zilero Aliastra Gallente Federation Likes received: 187	#119 - 2013-08-27 16:02:39 UTC 2 Make t2 logistics ships slightly worse than t1 at 10x the cost. (I shamelessly stole this idea from Capqu)


Fasturian Icildentirf Malevelon Roe Industries Convocation of Empyreans Likes received: 41	#120 - 2013-08-27 16:03:54 UTC 14 Allow capsuleers to attach thrusters and guidance systems to large asteroids so that they crash into stationary structures up to a year later. Q: What does IT humor have in common with a classical star schema? A: They are both highly denormalized.

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