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[MERC] Break-A-Wish Foundation

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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#121 - 2013-02-08 21:37:40 UTC
Tatters Silverfox wrote:
Nice awoxing. I guess you guys are really trustworthy.

I was actually considering hiring you up for a contract but seriously. If I let the outrageous prices go and see what you're doing you might aswell not honor a contract and backstab me for more isk.


Try to fix your reputation, if that's even possible.


To paraphrase 90% of our targets: "We didn't want that contract anyway..."

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#122 - 2013-02-13 01:57:54 UTC
We beat the everliving snot out of all of our recent contracts to the point where they quit fighting after a single engagement and spent the rest of the time we were at war with them sitting quietly in station sobbing to themselves.

So probably you want to hire us if you want a few absurdly effective people to relentlessly hound someone until their corp or alliance ceases to function or their "Main FC" (I use the term loosely) quits the game because he lost a 20 man fleet to 3 guys.

I honestly don't know why you'd hire any other highsec merc alliance unless you desperately need a trade hub camping, because we're not going to help you with that.
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#123 - 2013-02-13 07:53:12 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
We beat the everliving snot out of all of our recent contracts to the point where they quit fighting after a single engagement and spent the rest of the time we were at war with them sitting quietly in station sobbing to themselves.

So probably you want to hire us if you want a few absurdly effective people to relentlessly hound someone until their corp or alliance ceases to function or their "Main FC" (I use the term loosely) quits the game because he lost a 20 man fleet to 3 guys.

I honestly don't know why you'd hire any other highsec merc alliance unless you desperately need a trade hub camping, because we're not going to help you with that.



+ I give free handys for every van ride.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#124 - 2013-02-14 03:37:01 UTC
Contact one of us today to send your special someone one of our unique Valentine's Day E-Cards!
Pollo Rico
Pollo Hermano
#125 - 2013-02-14 07:14:35 UTC
Adriel Malakai wrote:
Contact one of us today to send your special someone one of our unique Valentine's Day E-Cards!



Pollo, he approves this message.

http://tinyurl.com/Pollo-Approves
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#126 - 2013-02-17 22:05:35 UTC
Have some window-lickers keeping you down with a war dec? Want to see some griefing assholes explode?

Hire us today to make your problems go away!
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#127 - 2013-02-23 17:57:29 UTC
Need some space-dudes space-exploded? Want them to be surrounded in furry, pink, man-hugs once their pixels have been blown up into smaller pixels?

Hire us today for some non-consensual man-love!
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#128 - 2013-02-24 03:29:50 UTC
Removed troll and personal attack posts.
Please keep it civil and on topic at all times!

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#129 - 2013-02-26 01:50:43 UTC
Ah, I have found some one who I consider worthy enough to pay for their fun.

Amber Thetawaves
I am curious to hear your rates.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#130 - 2013-02-26 02:02:15 UTC
Figures. You would try and contract us against my alt.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
BadAssMcKill
Aliastra
#131 - 2013-02-26 02:57:02 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Figures. You would try and contract us against my alt.


I thought you were Boom Boom's alt
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#132 - 2013-02-26 03:25:47 UTC
BadAssMcKill wrote:
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Figures. You would try and contract us against my alt.


I thought you were Boom Boom's alt


That too! I'm also Denzel Washington.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#133 - 2013-02-26 03:45:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
NEONOVUS wrote:
Ah, I have found some one who I consider worthy enough to pay for their fun.

Amber Thetawaves
I am curious to hear your rates.

Mail or convo Adriel for rates. But that one is going to cost you and I'm personally not willing to guarantee a satisfactory result on that one, Amber is slippery and not stupid.
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#134 - 2013-02-26 03:58:29 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
BadAssMcKill wrote:
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Figures. You would try and contract us against my alt.


I thought you were Boom Boom's alt


That too! I'm also Denzel Washington.




Wait..... I slept with Denzell Washington...ummmmmm
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#135 - 2013-02-26 13:18:51 UTC
So Denzel Washington equals the metaphysical concept of Brahm for you guys?
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#136 - 2013-02-27 08:59:40 UTC
NEONOVUS wrote:
So Denzel Washington equals the metaphysical concept of Brahm for you guys?


The man whom everyone hates.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#137 - 2013-02-27 13:58:41 UTC
Adriel Malakai wrote:
NEONOVUS wrote:
So Denzel Washington equals the metaphysical concept of Brahm for you guys?


The man whom everyone hates.


Ooh are those from the photoshoot? Is the rest of the set ready for viewing?! That looks great! You clearly caught my good side!

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#138 - 2013-02-27 16:21:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
Ewan McGregor checking in.

Bump for Denzel and the rest of the stars in Break-a-Wish.

*I'm still recovering from the Oscars after party hangover*

Highlight was definately Ben Affleck shaving the neckbeard.

Maybe the rumours about him being a Goon aren't true after all.

Concord Approved Trader
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#139 - 2013-03-04 05:43:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
You should hire us, because JFK faked his assassination to help us conquer the moon.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#140 - 2013-03-07 03:25:42 UTC
We recently just got our 2,500th kill as an alliance. At the same time we have exactly 42 losses as an alliance.

Obviously we are pretty awesome so hire us. I mean with a kill to loss ratio like that at least you know we aren't randomly going to die to whoever you hire us to beat the hell out of.