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[MERC] Break-A-Wish Foundation

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Kai Tears
THE GOD SQUAD
#101 - 2013-01-03 09:13:14 UTC
I can recommend these guys!

We need good and strong merc alliances! The weak ones are dying (or dead already P)...

I'm so pretty!...
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#102 - 2013-01-03 16:06:30 UTC
Why worry when we got the god squad on our side? Oh and that mega holey lost night.....my mom was playing. Just an FYI.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#103 - 2013-01-09 23:25:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
Have some douche-bags that dec'd you for no reason? Know some asshoIe who needs to be taught a lesson? Just like to pee in other people's Cheerios, but don't want to cross streams?

THEN ARE WE THE ALL-MALE DANCE TROUPE FOR YOU!

Convo or mail any of the listed contacts and we'll happily perform our interactive EVE rendition of West Side Story!
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#104 - 2013-01-10 18:10:18 UTC
Navy bean soup is nice. You have to soak the beans overnight however.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Pollo Rico
Pollo Hermano
#105 - 2013-01-14 06:06:11 UTC
Tysinger wrote:
Well thank you for the kind comments, now lets get down to the dirty.

Pollo approves. I bring the forties you bring the shorties? Pollo he like that.

http://tinyurl.com/Pollo-Approves
Pollo Rico
Pollo Hermano
#106 - 2013-01-14 07:55:02 UTC
Adriel Malakai wrote:

7) A special interactive EVE rendition of West Side Story, starring all of your favorite Break-A-Wish Members!


Pollo, he approve of this very nice collage. Pollo, he analyze and Pollo, he approve. Pollo, he like the chubby one.

http://tinyurl.com/Pollo-Approves
Kok Dok
In-N-Out Inc.
Nibiru Gaming Ltd.
#107 - 2013-01-16 01:00:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Kok Dok
7) A special interactive EVE rendition of West Side Story, starring all of your favorite Break-A-Wish Stars



WOW, you guys have a great lineup of stars!! I wanna be an extra!!!
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#108 - 2013-01-22 09:41:30 UTC
This week we have mostly been being amazing superheroes and making our client squeal in delight.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#109 - 2013-01-28 00:55:25 UTC
Murdering things. Erry day. Sometimes even puppies.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#110 - 2013-02-02 23:36:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
Need someone put in their place by a group of belligerent assholes? Want some schmucks taught a lesson? Have some douchebags been harassing you and your closest friends?

Then contact us today to find out how quickly our all-male group of furry-loving dancers can crush the souls of your enemies!
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#111 - 2013-02-06 04:33:54 UTC
GET IN DA VAN
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#112 - 2013-02-08 05:57:32 UTC
Some random undesirables got you down? Have someone griefed into oblivion? Know some guy who just needs to be pushed out of the game?

Then let our collection of belligerent undesirables punish your enemies today!
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#113 - 2013-02-08 17:26:17 UTC
Now recruiting dual MWD bhaalgorn pilots! Bros preferred.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Tatters Silverfox
Doomheim
#114 - 2013-02-08 18:44:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Tatters Silverfox
Nice awoxing. I guess you guys are really trustworthy.

I was actually considering hiring you up for a contract but seriously. If I let the outrageous prices go and see what you're doing you might aswell not honor a contract and backstab me for more isk.


Try to fix your reputation, if that's even possible.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#115 - 2013-02-08 19:41:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
Tatters Silverfox wrote:
Nice awoxing. I guess you guys are really trustworthy.

I was actually considering hiring you up for a contract but seriously. If I let the outrageous prices go and see what you're doing you might aswell not honor a contract and backstab me for more isk.


Try to fix your reputation, if that's even possible.


You'll notice a couple of things in the first post of this thread.

1) We are complete douchebags to other people, and advertise this as our strongest asset. In fact, nearly every bump in this thread directly promotes how we wreck other people's game every day.

2) One of our listed and oft used services is awoxing. That's right, we get hired to infiltrate corps and take out specific people. The killing of that Bhaal just shows that we're pretty damn good at killing retards with too much money.

Now, I realize that you're upset over your 10b in losses in that terrible Bhaalgorn + pod, but crying in our thread, particularly with an NPC alt, is hilarious and confirms what we've been trying to advertise - that we are complete assholes who are very good at blowing space-pixels up and crushing the hopes and dreams of other people. Breaking their wishes, if you will.

So please, continue trying to tarnish our reputation as terrible, terrible people who will do unspeakable things to other people for money, by discussing the horrible things we did to you.
Tatters Silverfox
Doomheim
#116 - 2013-02-08 20:33:50 UTC
Adriel Malakai wrote:
Tatters Silverfox wrote:
Nice awoxing. I guess you guys are really trustworthy.

I was actually considering hiring you up for a contract but seriously. If I let the outrageous prices go and see what you're doing you might aswell not honor a contract and backstab me for more isk.


Try to fix your reputation, if that's even possible.


You'll notice a couple of things in the first post of this thread.

1) We are complete douchebags to other people, and advertise this as our strongest asset. In fact, nearly every bump in this thread directly promotes how we wreck other people's game every day.

2) One of our listed and oft used services is awoxing. That's right, we get hired to infiltrate corps and take out specific people. The killing of that Bhaal just shows that we're pretty damn good at killing retards with too much money.

Now, I realize that you're upset over your 10b in losses in that terrible Bhaalgorn + pod, but crying in our thread, particularly with an NPC alt, is hilarious and confirms what we've been trying to advertise - that we are complete assholes who are very good at blowing space-pixels up and crushing the hopes and dreams of other people. Breaking their wishes, if you will.

So please, continue trying to tarnish our reputation as terrible, terrible people who will do unspeakable things to other people for money, by discussing the horrible things we did to you.


1) You're right with the exception of 1 thing. Being a douchebag is not an asset. Maybe in some 10th world country.

2) I know and talk with 1 of your guys and I also heard the other side of the story. I found out on my own that there was no way you could plan this except from the moment the beforementioned bhaal pilot contacted you, which is already too late for a contract. Which means your services are a load of bullshit. Mildly said.

3) This of course IS a npc alt because I do not want my PvE corp to get it's activities limited because of a war dec from you guys. That would mean I would actually have to hire REAL MERCS to deal with you people. Yes, I earnestly believe you'd DEC my corp because of your hurt pride, if you have any left.

3.1) My identity will of course stay hidden, but I, believe it or not (obviously not) , am not that pilot.

4) You have no reputation to tarnish. And you did that for your own amusement.


Thank you vmuch for your attention. I'm out.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#117 - 2013-02-08 20:53:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
Tatters Silverfox wrote:
1) You're right with the exception of 1 thing. Being a douchebag is not an asset. Maybe in some 10th world country.


You'd be surprised. Many of our clients come to us because they want us to be douchebags to their targets.

Tatters Silverfox wrote:
2) I know and talk with 1 of your guys and I also heard the other side of the story. I found out on my own that there was no way you could plan this except from the moment the beforementioned bhaal pilot contacted you, which is already too late for a contract. Which means your services are a load of bullshit. Mildly said.


You are correct that we didn't initially plan the reverse safari, but to just let the guy go for being completely incompetent while playing it off as if he actually knew what he was doing. But, once we found out just how dumb and how much money he had, we took the opportunity to perform what we are terming zookeeping - basically a reverse safari using alternate corps in the alliance. We just couldn't let this level of stupid go unpunished.

Tatters Silverfox wrote:
3) This of course IS a npc alt because I do not want my PvE corp to get it's activities limited because of a war dec from you guys. That would mean I would actually have to hire REAL MERCS to deal with you people. Yes, I earnestly believe you'd DEC my corp because of your hurt pride, if you have any left.


lol, you didn't hurt our pride. We think the whole situation is hilarious. We were hoping this would get posted because it was both entertaining and profitable. A soundcloud will be made available shortly.

Tatters Silverfox wrote:
Thank you vmuch for your attention. I'm out.


Thanks for the visit! Please come back soon!
Istyn
Freight Club
#118 - 2013-02-08 20:55:39 UTC
Tatters Silverfox wrote:

1) You're right with the exception of 1 thing. Being a douchebag is not an asset. Maybe in some 10th world country.


http://i.imgur.com/4lMO0Sa.jpg
Pollo Rico
Pollo Hermano
#119 - 2013-02-08 21:06:59 UTC
Tatters Silverfox wrote:
Nice awoxing.


Pollo, he approves but only after Pollo spit milk all over Pollo screen.

http://tinyurl.com/Pollo-Approves
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#120 - 2013-02-08 21:27:32 UTC
Awoxing is a form of quality assurance. It's easy to let some dumbass in to your corp because he has a huge pile of money and a dozen booster and logistics alts, but if he doesn't know the first thing about ship fitting, or the flagging mechanics and can't see a very obvious awox coming then he doesn't have any place in a highsec PVP corp and it's time for him to explode.

If you don't like it because it makes you think we're unscrupulous you're welcome to hire somebody else with lower standards and less mean spirited vindictiveness, but the quality of the service you get is obviously going to suffer as a result.