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[MERC] Break-A-Wish Foundation

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jimmyjam
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
#61 - 2012-09-05 23:13:24 UTC
Pollo Rico wrote:
Pollo, he approves... murder of flimsy noobie make Pollo smile. Pollo he happy.

Your jib i approve + 10 /10 Big smile
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#62 - 2012-09-09 15:49:08 UTC
Murder opportunities still wanted. Gotta feed my cravings.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#63 - 2012-09-09 17:10:51 UTC
Taraxon Taranogas wrote:
"Hiring" anyone in Eve is a scam. They just take your money and never actually do anything. CCP needs to have an escrow system this would keep them honest.




They do, it's called Chribba.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#64 - 2012-09-12 15:28:59 UTC
I need more people to shoot.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Dalto Bane
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#65 - 2012-09-15 00:09:04 UTC
Very professional Corporation that gets the job done!

Drops Mic

Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#66 - 2012-09-15 01:26:28 UTC
Well thank you for the kind comments, now lets get down to the dirty.
OT Smithers
Did he say Jump
WE FORM BL0B
#67 - 2012-09-16 17:05:45 UTC
A friend of mine who shall remain nameless wanted me to ask:

Can someone, say a furry submissive, hire you to sexually harrass and humiliate them?


Thanks in advance

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#68 - 2012-09-16 17:08:58 UTC
What kinds of mercenaries would we be if we weren't able to do that kind of thing?

Bad ones, if you ask me.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#69 - 2012-09-22 18:12:00 UTC
Bumping with a small tribute to our mascot, the Unicorn Man.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#70 - 2012-09-25 06:33:16 UTC
I want to know what love is...I need someone to show me.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Bfoster
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#71 - 2012-09-26 13:33:50 UTC
I will show you some love sweetheart...
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#72 - 2012-10-10 19:36:51 UTC
Bfoster wrote:
I will show you some love sweetheart...


Let's arrange a session, after I get away with some murder.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#73 - 2012-10-11 19:30:45 UTC
Oh my.

Are you recruiting?
Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#74 - 2012-10-12 12:34:42 UTC

Weirdos like this are why I stay out of High Sec.

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#75 - 2012-10-12 19:49:02 UTC
See, we scare people from large nullsec alliances so much that they won't come into highsec. That obviously speaks to our effectiveness as mercenaries.
Sausage Master
PERMIT REGULATORS
#76 - 2012-10-14 09:19:32 UTC
I have just been decced by this man on man corp. But I don't think they are going to bbe able to handle the sheer sausage awesomeness. My command of the sausage is second to none.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#77 - 2012-10-15 03:19:16 UTC
I'd like a word with whoever your FC is, by the way.
Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#78 - 2012-10-15 03:48:10 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
It sounds way cooler when it's called a mudderbeard.

Fixed that for ya...
Sausage Master
PERMIT REGULATORS
#79 - 2012-10-15 06:59:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Sausage Master
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
I'd like a word with whoever your FC is, by the way.


For a griefing alliance like yourself, all due respect but I don't want to give you a primary. (Plus we have more than one FC??), can I help?

Sausages to all!!!
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#80 - 2012-10-15 15:04:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
I just wanted to ask the guy exactly what fleet he'd be willing to engage. I mean, we flew 5 unsupported assault ships down to you guys and your mixed BC/BS gang ran away from it (although granted I did reship into a harbinger when we saw a dominix). I mean we straight up left the logistics at home and flew the smallest, least effective things we had and your dudes still bottled out.

That's a shameful display, even by the normal standards of highsec alliances. You should replace whoever was leading those guys with someone who can actually identify situations in which you are at an advantage.