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Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation Round 2

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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#141 - 2012-03-07 07:47:44 UTC
I still want a shrubbery.

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#142 - 2012-03-08 13:44:17 UTC
Granted, but you are english and part of an unfunny english humor group, that continually bomb. Until the Queen asks for you to be beheaded, to help calm down the peasants and restore order to english society.


I wish I could expect the spanish inquisition.

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Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#143 - 2012-03-09 03:57:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
NO ONE EXPECTS THE MINMATAR INQUISITION!

I want to see someone who can recognize a larch tree from far away.
Who would like to buy a melon?  Madame, would you like to buy a--   ...oh. I see you've already got some.   Who would like to buy a melon?
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#144 - 2012-03-09 10:37:51 UTC
Granted, but all the larch trees are always close, so he can never see them.

I wish to stay on unemployment all my life. hurray

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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#145 - 2012-03-10 05:53:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari
rodyas wrote:
Granted, but all the larch trees are always close, so he can never see them.

I wish to stay on unemployment all my life. hurray

Wish granted. You are now a hobo. Here is your diesel-powered dustbin that serves as both your method of transportation and your home.







Read my wishlist (see my other thread: In-Game Wishlists and Out-of-Game Birthdays).

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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#146 - 2012-03-10 23:08:52 UTC
I wish for one of the items on that wishlist mentioned above.

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Khellendrose
Perkone
Caldari State
#147 - 2012-03-14 11:40:30 UTC
Granted but its the one you want least, prompting you to get upset, your girlfriend/wife leaves you for a somolian pirate, all of your pets die of bacterial infection and you spend the rest of your days wishing you had wished for something more tangible.


I wish I lived in Equestria
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#148 - 2012-03-18 11:12:56 UTC
What the hell is Equestria?

I wish I knew what Equestria was.

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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#149 - 2012-03-20 10:11:18 UTC
*sigh*

Bump

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Utemetsu
#150 - 2012-03-20 13:22:54 UTC
Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:
What the hell is Equestria?

I wish I knew what Equestria was.

You discover what Equestria Is, however, you're turned into a flash-animated pony and can't run on future portable apple devices.

I wish for nothing.
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#151 - 2012-03-21 07:29:54 UTC
Wish granted. Since you wished for nothing, to nothingness you return. In an attempt to generate zero point energy, someone on the other side opens a bridge to your universe, thus bombarding it with entropy particles. To get them to stop, you teleport yourself through, only to discover the person on the other side is you, so you are sent back, but halfway through the journey that bridge colllapses, and thus you cease to exist.

I wish I was a member of CONCORD.
Who would like to buy a melon?  Madame, would you like to buy a--   ...oh. I see you've already got some.   Who would like to buy a melon?
Kiroma Halandri
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#152 - 2012-03-23 17:40:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Kiroma Halandri
Wish granted. You have to do 100 Body Cavity searches a day, and you get one of the ****** frigates.

I wish for a dog that wasn't stupid.
[center]I'm not Anti-Social,    **I just don't like you.[/center]**
God's Apples
Wilderness
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#153 - 2012-03-24 00:34:18 UTC
Kiroma Halandri wrote:
Wish granted. You have to do 100 Body Cavity searches a day, and you get one of the ****** frigates.

I wish for a dog that wasn't stupid.


You get a cat.

I wish to catch them all.

"Hydra Reloaded are just jealous / butthurt on me / us because we can get tons of PVP action in empire while they aren't good enough to get that." - NightmareX

Zaenis Desef
New Eden Mining Authority
CODE.
#154 - 2012-03-25 05:32:37 UTC
God's Apples wrote:
Kiroma Halandri wrote:
Wish granted. You have to do 100 Body Cavity searches a day, and you get one of the ****** frigates.

I wish for a dog that wasn't stupid.


You get a cat.

I wish to catch them all.


Granted, you now have every STD known to man...

I wish Masters of the Universe wasn't such a terrible movie
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#155 - 2012-04-02 00:21:22 UTC
Wish granted. The movie will get remade in 50 years, but it is 4 hours long it it will cost $500 per ticket. It will be worth it, however because it will be the best movie in existence, with ultra-photo-realistic special effects and it will play at 4k resolutions with 8.8 surround sound. In addition, you get a free copy of the movie on a Holigraphic Versatile Disc upon watching it from beginning to end on the big screen.

To reiterate on my corruption, it costs $500 per ticket, it will take 50 years, and a HVD player costs $15,000

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Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#156 - 2012-04-03 04:11:01 UTC
Wish granted. Since you forgot to make a wish, I shall wish for you.

I wish for Hybrid Weapons to not suck.
Who would like to buy a melon?  Madame, would you like to buy a--   ...oh. I see you've already got some.   Who would like to buy a melon?
Kiroma Halandri
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#157 - 2012-04-03 22:33:48 UTC
Wish granted. Too bad you were training for missiles instead.

I wish for a beer-powered robot.
[center]I'm not Anti-Social,    **I just don't like you.[/center]**
killroy v2
Black Emperor's Spacewagon's
#158 - 2012-04-04 00:02:46 UTC
wish granted,, but it drinks all of the beer in the world
I...can't think of anything 2 wish for :(
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#159 - 2012-04-09 19:53:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Telegram Sam
Through your lack of wishes, you have conquered Desire, one of the primary sources of Earthly suffering. You must now conquer Ignorance, or you will remain forever in an odd state of semi-Enlightenment.

I wish I had a steady stream of big steins of beer. Being delivered by Oktoberfest frauleins.
Culmen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#160 - 2012-04-10 06:18:33 UTC
Granted, It's a grizzly bear high on meth.
What little remains after you are crushed by the hug gets mauled, then eaten.

I wish for a pony!

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