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Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation Round 2

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Nirnias Stirrum
Soggy Biscuit.
#181 - 2012-06-08 07:55:50 UTC
Granted, you turn back time to the start of the universe and get obliterated in the big bang!

I wish for loads of ISK!
Bernie Nator
Allspark Industries
Transformographagizers
#182 - 2012-06-08 08:40:12 UTC
You get loads of isk. Which are then confiscated for fear you RMT'd it.

I wish for Sleeper battleships to spawn in high sec.
Sidus Isaacs
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#183 - 2012-06-08 12:01:48 UTC
The do, but they are concord protected, you gotta gank em.

I wish I had more expencive PVP ships.
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
#184 - 2012-06-08 13:03:26 UTC
Sidus Isaacs wrote:
The do, but they are concord protected, you gotta gank em.

I wish I had more expencive PVP ships.


The new "expencive" line of PVP battleships great for putting out massive dmage and has a great tnak too.

Unfortunately they only exist on the test server where the programmers haven't spell checked their properties yet and the whole thing gets scrapped by the time it goes to Tranquility.


I wish my RL bank account was like my ship's capacitor; constantly refilling and refilling faster once it gets low.

In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse.

Culmen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#185 - 2012-06-08 16:29:56 UTC
Pinstar Colton wrote:
Sidus Isaacs wrote:
The do, but they are concord protected, you gotta gank em.

I wish I had more expencive PVP ships.


The new "expencive" line of PVP battleships great for putting out massive dmage and has a great tnak too.

Unfortunately they only exist on the test server where the programmers haven't spell checked their properties yet and the whole thing gets scrapped by the time it goes to Tranquility.


I wish my RL bank account was like my ship's capacitor; constantly refilling and refilling faster once it gets low.


Granted, unfortunately the max is roughly 0.05 Cents. You are unable to purchase anything with it.

I wish for a pony.

There is a fine line between a post and a signature.

FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Noctis
Shoot First.
#186 - 2012-06-08 17:26:25 UTC
Culmen wrote:
I wish for a pony.


Unfortunately, dead ponies aren't much fun.

I wish the music industry would turn out something really GOOD again.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Feanos
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#187 - 2012-06-11 19:48:03 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:

I wish the music industry would turn out something really GOOD again.


Wish granted, the music industry creates a single harmonious song that everyone rushes out and buys. Unfortunately, it contains subversive messages from the MPAA, and we all end up as good little sheep, obeying the orders and never breaking the rules they set forth for us.

I wish eve nullsec politics would stabilize, and blob warfare caused bans. Twisted
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
#188 - 2012-06-11 22:04:22 UTC
Feanos wrote:
I wish eve nullsec politics would stabilize, and blob warfare caused bans. Twisted


Eve nullsec politics stabilize... in the year 2014.
Your date of passing: December 21, 2013.
Your cause of death: Box jellyfish enema.

I wish for the next poster to cancel writing the post he or she was about to make, and go make themselves a sandwich.
Opodiphthera Eucalypti Lepdoptera
Doomheim
#189 - 2012-06-21 12:18:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Opodiphthera Eucalypti Lepdoptera
Wish granted. My next post was going to make you rethink the way you see the world. You'd be a happier person than you ever was and the joy of your new life would inspire everyone around you. But I was hungry and went out to make a sandwich. I cancelled the post because the sandwich was so good I forgot what I was going to write about. Instead I just posted you your corrupted wish.

I wish I had four arms.
EDIT: for juggling.
Kiroma Halandri
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#190 - 2012-08-24 19:15:18 UTC
Wish granted. Your legs have mutated into an extra set of arms. Now you can no longer walk.

I wish Studio Liverpool didn't get closed down.
[center]I'm not Anti-Social,    **I just don't like you.[/center]**
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
#191 - 2012-08-24 19:31:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Pinstar Colton
Kiroma Halandri wrote:
Wish granted. Your legs have mutated into an extra set of arms. Now you can no longer walk.

I wish Studio Liverpool didn't get closed down.


The day after it avoided being closed down, it got blown up. The net effect of it ceasing to exist is still the same, except that some people who worked there are now dead.

I wish that the Bagel ends up as nature's most perfect food and eating them in any form will make you healthier and live longer.

In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse.

Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#192 - 2012-08-24 21:27:04 UTC
Wish granted. However, bagels now only come into existence by growing on a certain type of tree, which is extinct, and your last bagel just went bad.

I wish fo-

//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start
//brain.exe is not responding >> windows vista has not detected your keyboard, press F1 to retry, F2 to abort
//self_destruct porocess initiatied > self_destruct in >> self_destruct.exe aborted

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Ahem. Sorry 'bout that. I thought this thread was shutdown months ago.

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I wish for Cake. And Soda.
'CAUSE I'M BACK!

This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Zenos Ebeth
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#193 - 2012-08-25 14:46:38 UTC
Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:


I wish for Cake. And Soda.
'CAUSE I'M BACK!


Wish granted , the cake is absolutely delicious , it is the best thing you have ever eaten , it was so good actually that everything else now feels disgusting in comparison , you now spend the rest of your life in search for another copy of this cake , suffering every day as you are forced to eat disguting food. Additionaly , the cake was so good that you completely forgot about the soda can.

I wish i had a calculator that could divide by 0.

Bad posts are not welcome on these forums.  -CCP Falcon

Bendonni Narri
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#194 - 2012-08-25 15:23:59 UTC
Zenos Ebeth wrote:
Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:


I wish for Cake. And Soda.
'CAUSE I'M BACK!


Wish granted , the cake is absolutely delicious , it is the best thing you have ever eaten , it was so good actually that everything else now feels disgusting in comparison , you now spend the rest of your life in search for another copy of this cake , suffering every day as you are forced to eat disguting food. Additionaly , the cake was so good that you completely forgot about the soda can.

I wish i had a calculator that could divide by 0.



Granted, but the universe collapses.


I wish I had an Avatar.

Witty pop culture reference goes here 

Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#195 - 2012-08-25 16:52:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari
.//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start

You forgot to specify which type. That means we have to improvise.
Wish granted. You now have a young, bald bodygaurd with a glowing blue arrow on their head who had too many drinks and accidentally sucked all of the air out of your lungs.
Tough luck, rookie.

I wish I knew what was making that damn noise...

This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Bendonni Narri
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#196 - 2012-08-25 21:18:33 UTC
Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:
.//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start

You forgot to specify which type. Thta means we have to improvise.
Wish granted. You now have a young, bald bodygaurd with a glowing blue arrow on their head who had too many drinks and accidentally sucked all of the air out of your lungs.
Tough luck, rookie.

I wish I knew what was making that damn noise...



Granted, but it turned out to be a vampire colony, and they're NOT the sparkly kind.


I wish i was a Rifter.

Witty pop culture reference goes here 

Pasta OfDoom
SrsBsnsIndeed
#197 - 2012-08-25 22:38:06 UTC
Bendonni Narri wrote:
Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:
.//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start

You forgot to specify which type. Thta means we have to improvise.
Wish granted. You now have a young, bald bodygaurd with a glowing blue arrow on their head who had too many drinks and accidentally sucked all of the air out of your lungs.
Tough luck, rookie.

I wish I knew what was making that damn noise...



Granted, but it turned out to be a vampire colony, and they're NOT the sparkly kind.


I wish i was a Rifter.



Granted, but the person flying you mixes shield and hull tank and goes into a wormhole where he creates a safe spot 12 au from the sun after flying for years and years. He then ejects from you and pods himself, and you are stuck in a wormhole for the rest of eternity.
Bendonni Narri
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#198 - 2012-08-26 00:31:05 UTC
Pasta OfDoom wrote:
Bendonni Narri wrote:
Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:
.//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start

You forgot to specify which type. Thta means we have to improvise.
Wish granted. You now have a young, bald bodygaurd with a glowing blue arrow on their head who had too many drinks and accidentally sucked all of the air out of your lungs.
Tough luck, rookie.

I wish I knew what was making that damn noise...



Granted, but it turned out to be a vampire colony, and they're NOT the sparkly kind.


I wish i was a Rifter.



Granted, but the person flying you mixes shield and hull tank and goes into a wormhole where he creates a safe spot 12 au from the sun after flying for years and years. He then ejects from you and pods himself, and you are stuck in a wormhole for the rest of eternity.




(I'm going to pretend you wished for higher intelligence)

Granted, but your head explodes.



I wish Westwood was never bought out by EA.

Witty pop culture reference goes here 

Mumtaz Khan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#199 - 2012-08-26 08:51:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Mumtaz Khan
Bendonni Narri wrote:

I wish Westwood was never bought out by EA.


Granted:

Westwood is now producing Twilight: The Vampir-ing, where you get to re-imagine yourself as your favorite sparkly vampire character from the movie, and live out all of your tween sexual fantasies.

I wish my computer could actually run EVE Online
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#200 - 2012-08-26 10:22:25 UTC
Wish granted. Your computer vanishes mysterisouly one morning and returns a month later with a mysterious gold medal. However, it will never run anything ever again. EVER.

I wish Brass Tags weren't so damn expensive.

This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.