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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3761 - 2015-09-12 11:38:47 UTC
On-grid audible horns, to honk at gatecamps and Code. (custom sounds in da store). Also, can we haz engine sounds?
Zaphod Sertan
Zaph's
#3762 - 2015-09-12 13:23:10 UTC
Bring your kid to work event (have a 25% scale version of your ship orbitting you with snowball launchers)
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3763 - 2015-09-12 15:12:31 UTC
Brokk Witgenstein wrote:
On-grid audible horns, to honk at gatecamps and Code. (custom sounds in da store). Also, can we haz engine sounds?

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=389172

MOBA style gameplay for the next alliance tournement
Braden Fanguard
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3764 - 2015-09-12 16:06:21 UTC
Takari wrote:
Asteroid Belts should contain high speed meteorites that cause ship damage if you fly through too fast!

I actually kinda like this one.
Khan Wrenth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3765 - 2015-09-12 16:28:27 UTC
Change cargo expanders into active modules :>

Let's discuss overhauling the way we get intel in EvE.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3766 - 2015-09-12 18:29:14 UTC
choose active mods to be active upon undock, to make ^^^ workable and awesome.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Michelle Samantha Henke
Coven Protectorate
#3767 - 2015-09-12 20:12:12 UTC
Fozzie Sov
Azazel The Misanthrope
Oblivion's Pendulum
Top Tier
#3768 - 2015-09-14 06:48:59 UTC
Boarding Parties.
Michael Ignis Archangel
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3769 - 2015-09-15 17:47:47 UTC
Reduce the volumes of all moon goo and reaction products by 80% to buff localized T2 production.
Mavros Pete
Doomheim
#3770 - 2015-09-15 18:11:52 UTC
Bare Knuckle Boxing fights within station. Put that incarna in good use, lets see how many people undock. And Bets are on!!!
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3771 - 2015-09-15 18:58:40 UTC
Tech 4: so overspecialized it's unusable

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Alena McJenkins
McJenkins' Saucy Shipwreckers LLC
#3772 - 2015-09-16 00:21:07 UTC
Mavros Pete wrote:
Bare Knuckle Boxing fights within station. Put that incarna in good use, lets see how many people undock. And Bets are on!!!


No, bad ideas only.



Add the ability for missiles to bounce off, causing at most minor kinetic damage and a comical *doink* sound effect.

Sauce.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3773 - 2015-09-29 01:57:56 UTC
Add more gates. Hundreds of them, but put ship size or type restrictions on them.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Halan Devan
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3774 - 2015-09-29 19:11:21 UTC
Station cloaking fields for major trade hubs that activate at random times.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3775 - 2015-09-29 19:27:14 UTC
Khan Wrenth wrote:
Change cargo expanders into active modules :>

When you turn them off or get capped out, all your extra cargo is ejected.

Also lower freighter base cargohold space but give them a lot more low slots to make up for it. And give them a weak capacitor.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3776 - 2015-09-29 20:18:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
Adding to the post above: multiple rapid jetcan ejections for appropriate ships.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Amber Starview
Doomheim
#3777 - 2015-09-29 22:57:02 UTC
A Segway to get to my "apartment" and a reverse gear for my ship
Gremoxx
Wing Commanders
#3778 - 2015-09-30 08:35:06 UTC
Solar-winds, random events that prevent wh connections and the ability to light cyno in systems !
Ben Ishikela
#3779 - 2015-09-30 14:18:20 UTC
undeclared One Way Wormholes. (where does it lead to? oh f***)
"Limited Time Offer" Wormholes. (1h until end of life)
Throwaway Wormholes. (collapse on first use)

Ideas are like Seeds. I'd chop fullgrown trees to start a fire.
Ben Ishikela
#3780 - 2015-09-30 14:46:36 UTC
Rewire TargetPainters(TP) so that they create an ionic field around the target.
On a successful "Jam", ... (of course it is not ECM, but give it a "Jam"-strength)
... the victim is no longer able to receive remote repair assist. *dun dun dun*
But what about SignatureRadius?!

ECM: reduces "max locked targets".
(1 - (combined) JamStrength / SensorStrength) * "maxlockedtargets" = "temporary maxlockedtargets" (rounded).

Ideas are like Seeds. I'd chop fullgrown trees to start a fire.