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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Tusker Crazinski
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2901 - 2014-12-13 20:25:00 UTC
hull HP buffs for drones.
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#2902 - 2014-12-13 20:41:47 UTC
Make the UI randomly jump through the new colour settings at a one second interval.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#2903 - 2014-12-13 23:03:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Linus Gorp
All UI changes of the past months. They're all bad.

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.

Simon Victor
The Hornet's Nest
#2904 - 2014-12-14 05:14:47 UTC
Remove all skill levels. All modifiers are based on skillpoints per skill, and skills can be trained in as many skill points as desired.

Arguing with strangers on the internet is a sucker's game because they inevitably turn out to be, or are indistinguishable from, self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.

Mitthinov Eto
Ferrous Infernum
#2905 - 2014-12-14 07:04:30 UTC
A corporate management skill that dictates how many titan and supercarrier pilots your corporation/alliance can have.
Alena McJenkins
McJenkins' Saucy Shipwreckers LLC
#2906 - 2014-12-14 07:31:45 UTC
Give the Rokh a spinally-mounted magnetic accelerator cannon so that it not only looks like a hand cannon with the grip removed, but acts like one too.

Sauce.

Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#2907 - 2014-12-14 09:34:35 UTC
Two new bombs against Sleepers - Melatonin Bomb (gets them back to sleep and allows you to putter around if you don't cause too much ruckus) and Benzodiazepin Bomb (Gets them back to sleep and you can do a lot more. However, if the bomb is used too much, the Sleepers become addicted and come to get some more from you, whether you are in wormhole space or not.).

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia

Henry Plantgenet
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2908 - 2014-12-14 11:06:43 UTC
Replacing Aurum with bacon and nipples for a day.
Nasar Vyron
S0utherN Comfort
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#2909 - 2014-12-16 00:27:13 UTC
Plex now also used to upgrade clones allowing for more attribute points to be assigned with no cap.
Deathwalker James
Ridumanna Fjelagid
Cooperative Industrial Syndicate
#2910 - 2014-12-16 16:06:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Deathwalker James
Henry Plantgenet wrote:
Replacing Aurum with bacon and nipples for a day.

just a day is bad idea but 4ever is a good one.... Well how about random spacegoats attakcing ships only way to make them stop is by having a module to milk them....also spacegoat milk is nessasery to run stasions and pos but not posible ti sell or contract... You will have to harvist ti your self and to be able it takes 6month training on top of a titan training but the titan will lose 96% of defens w/ moudel fitted....if goats attack the target brake and bump you 145.66km away :Twisted

Ps the goats will only live in high sec
Toriessian
Moscato Mania
#2911 - 2014-12-16 18:20:15 UTC
Clearly what the Captain's Quarters need is a kitchen and cooking mini game so capsuleers can pursue exciting careers in food service.

Every day I'm wafflin!

Steppa Musana
Doomheim
#2912 - 2014-12-17 08:20:16 UTC
Add the hacking mini-game as a requirement for docking. At the hardest difficulty.
Soltes
Nullsec Logistics
#2913 - 2014-12-17 09:35:01 UTC
There can be only one - When you pod someone, the victim is biomassed and you inherit all their skills which you do not have.
Soltes
Nullsec Logistics
#2914 - 2014-12-17 09:42:44 UTC
The starmap is initially empty - you must visit systems before they are added to your map.
Toriessian
Moscato Mania
#2915 - 2014-12-17 22:27:24 UTC
All PvE should require you to be in a fleet, sorta like early Everquest.

Every day I'm wafflin!

Tyranis Marcus
Bloody Heathens
#2916 - 2014-12-18 23:45:28 UTC
Elves.

Do not run. We are your friends.

Please Turn
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2917 - 2014-12-19 00:03:26 UTC
Combat Recons will now be permanently undetectable by directional scanners

Join TheTuskers, travel to exotic distant lands, meet exciting unusual people and ... kill them!

Samuel Wess
Doomheim
#2918 - 2014-12-19 04:37:07 UTC
Use exotic dancers in CQ.

Walk into the club like "What up? I got a big cockpit!"

Corraidhin Farsaidh
Singularity Expedition Services
Singularity Syndicate
#2919 - 2014-12-19 10:02:53 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
Make the UI randomly jump through the new colour settings at a one second interval.


Except for Spectrum 128k style Cyan or Magenta which it stays on for enough time to induce a migraine/mild radiation sickness...
Kharnakh
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#2920 - 2014-12-20 07:27:14 UTC
Warp drives require fuel.