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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Dau Katari
Stormsong Scrapyards
#2881 - 2014-11-30 15:05:44 UTC
Drone control jammer.
Deathwalker James
Ridumanna Fjelagid
#2882 - 2014-11-30 15:27:55 UTC
make owning a space goat mandetory to fly any pirate faction ship....only put 10 space goats out every 6 months and they die if ship is destroid
Harvey James
The Sengoku Legacy
#2883 - 2014-11-30 15:37:08 UTC
T3 ships having T2 resists

T3's need to be versatile so no rigs are necessary ... they should not have OP dps and tank

ABC's should be T2, remove drone assist, separate HAM's and Torps range, -3 HS for droneboats

Nerf web strength, Make the blaster Eagle worth using

Gadget Helmsdottir
Gadget's Workshop
#2884 - 2014-11-30 16:02:17 UTC
A ban on all EvE jargon, whether in the forums or in the official game channels.

--Gadget

Work smarter, not harder. --Scrooge McDuck, an eminent old-Earth economist

Given an hour to save New Eden, how would respected scientist, Albertus Eisenstein compose his thoughts? "Fifty-five minutes to define the problem; save the galaxy in five."

Deathwalker James
Ridumanna Fjelagid
#2885 - 2014-11-30 20:12:37 UTC
Having virtual sex between carecters the only way to make new carecters in eve
Mikhem
Taxisk Unlimited
#2886 - 2014-11-30 21:27:38 UTC
- Old AOE doomsday weapon and old type of titan returns as Tech 2 titan.

Mikhem

Link library to EVE music songs.

Mikhem
Taxisk Unlimited
#2887 - 2014-11-30 21:29:22 UTC
- When you have gone 75% hull you hear desperate voice saying "game over man".

Mikhem

Link library to EVE music songs.

Mikhem
Taxisk Unlimited
#2888 - 2014-11-30 21:31:34 UTC
- EVE becomes like other MMO games where everyone plays solo/small group in their own instance dungeon.

Mikhem

Link library to EVE music songs.

Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2889 - 2014-12-01 10:03:46 UTC
Mikhem wrote:
- When you have gone 75% hull you hear desperate voice saying "game over man".


Along with the option to 'Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...'
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#2890 - 2014-12-01 22:35:24 UTC
Quafe over IP.
The hop count just gets too damned high.

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp

SpaceSaft
Almost Dangerous
Wolves Amongst Strangers
#2891 - 2014-12-01 23:21:01 UTC
Warp drive manual control. Good luck hitting that gate at 8 AU/s.
Burl en Daire
M.O.M.S. Corp
#2892 - 2014-12-02 09:31:55 UTC
Can't undock for 14.36 minutes after being podded.

Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. Hunter S. Thompson

J A Aloysiusz
Risk Breakers
SONS of BANE
#2893 - 2014-12-13 03:11:50 UTC
install a breathalyzer requirement to undock capital ships
Joe Risalo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2894 - 2014-12-13 05:06:29 UTC
J A Aloysiusz wrote:
install a breathalyzer requirement to undock capital ships


Breathalyzer also required to undock logistics ships.
Joe Risalo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2895 - 2014-12-13 05:07:38 UTC
The ability to sling shot asteroids at structures
Joe Risalo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2896 - 2014-12-13 05:09:46 UTC
The ability to capture pods, and launch pilots out of missiles launchers, while still alive....... In first person perspective....
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
xX SERENITY Xx
#2897 - 2014-12-13 17:29:06 UTC
make active modules of warp core stabiliser which will apply +2 warp strenght but cant activate if you are targetted
Kosetzu
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#2898 - 2014-12-13 18:55:18 UTC
Amak Boma wrote:
make active modules of warp core stabiliser which will apply +2 warp strenght but cant activate if you are targetted

That's like the only time you would want to activate them though.
Joe Risalo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2899 - 2014-12-13 19:01:21 UTC
Kosetzu wrote:
Amak Boma wrote:
make active modules of warp core stabiliser which will apply +2 warp strenght but cant activate if you are targetted

That's like the only time you would want to activate them though.


That's why it's the bad ideas thread...
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2900 - 2014-12-13 19:25:08 UTC
Amak Boma wrote:
make active modules of warp core stabiliser which will apply +2 warp strenght but cant activate if you are targetted

you making fun of my warp core reinforcer proposal?





Make a resource required to build certain ships which is given free to everyone once per holiday freebie bag but not obtainable any other way.

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Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."