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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Trin Javidan
Caymen Labs
#2561 - 2014-07-13 11:20:40 UTC
Smartbomb (damage) riggs/ mods! Cause is only weapon system without!
Fer'isam K'ahn
SAS Veterinarians
#2562 - 2014-07-13 12:56:38 UTC
Switch 'dock' with 'self destruct' and remove the timer ... always longed for an easier access for this feature.
Mike Azariah
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2563 - 2014-07-13 23:03:00 UTC
A jamming module that moves all the buttons on the ship controls. F1 no longer fires guns, may turns off DC

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Mike Azariah  ┬──┬ ¯|(ツ)

L4V4
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2564 - 2014-07-14 05:20:46 UTC  |  Edited by: L4V4
L4V4 wrote:
Allow players to paint their ships.

remove this thread, and let all the bad ideas spew out elsewhere, genius thread!
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2565 - 2014-07-14 07:31:20 UTC
Mike Azariah wrote:
A jamming module that moves all the buttons on the ship controls. F1 no longer fires guns, may turns off DC

m


A jamming module that fits an acoustic and bass guitar, some drums, maybe a saxaphone. And headphones...lots of big 80's style headphones...
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#2566 - 2014-07-14 10:08:18 UTC
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Mike Azariah wrote:
A jamming module that moves all the buttons on the ship controls. F1 no longer fires guns, may turns off DC

m


A jamming module that fits an acoustic and bass guitar, some drums, maybe a saxaphone. And headphones...lots of big 80's style headphones...
I would go for stacks of 60's style large tube amplifiers on maximum volume. 'Kick out the jams motherfuckers!!!'

IdeaYep, that would be a bad idea, remove all jamming equipment from the game.



(It would also be a bad idea if I where to break the forum rules on profanity regularly....Twisted.)

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2567 - 2014-07-14 11:00:35 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Mike Azariah wrote:
A jamming module that moves all the buttons on the ship controls. F1 no longer fires guns, may turns off DC

m


A jamming module that fits an acoustic and bass guitar, some drums, maybe a saxaphone. And headphones...lots of big 80's style headphones...
I would go for stacks of 60's style large tube amplifiers on maximum volume. 'Kick out the jams motherfuckers!!!'

IdeaYep, that would be a bad idea, remove all jamming equipment from the game.



(It would also be a bad idea if I where to break the forum rules on profanity regularly....Twisted.)


A worse idea would be having a bad goatee and cableknit cardigan being the pre-reqs to fit a jazz-drive jamming module....
Owen Levanth
Sagittarius Unlimited Exploration
#2568 - 2014-07-14 11:02:08 UTC
Trin Javidan wrote:
Smartbomb (damage) riggs/ mods! Cause is only weapon system without!


Normal drones don't have a damage rig, either (only sentries). So: Drone damage rig, please!
Kelleth Kirk
Caldari State - Osprey Wing 7
#2569 - 2014-07-14 16:47:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Kelleth Kirk
Enemy ship pod-ejection override - Overrides the pod-ejection system of the targeted ship and ejects their pod into space.

I miss having ISK.

Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#2570 - 2014-07-17 02:35:09 UTC
Remote Piloting skill.
Daoden
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2571 - 2014-07-17 04:08:55 UTC
A module that turns incoming missiles into either a bowl of petunias or a whale.
Adobe Raide
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#2572 - 2014-07-17 05:24:30 UTC
Socks.
MrValera
A Remedy For The Mad
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
#2573 - 2014-07-17 06:00:16 UTC
Create a new module for Titans that would pull all ships on grid towards itself at a constant acceleration.

Yay for a smart bombing Titans XD
Cold Burrito
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#2574 - 2014-07-17 06:15:57 UTC
Circus railguns with little flags that pop out that say "BANG" on them when fired.
Tennej
LoTax POCO Company of HiSEC
#2575 - 2014-07-17 10:12:26 UTC
Nerf Ice... the only true static resource in the game and drive off people that mine it with extra accounts.


oops already been done.....

You Miners think you have it so damn tough.  When I first started playing we didnt even have mining lasers.  You had to fly close to an asteroid.....pop a hatch and gnaw at it with your teeth.   - Bitter Vet

bengaali
Offerings of Blood
#2576 - 2014-07-17 10:58:02 UTC
Remove the Module Limitation for DC
Vasyamba
Dark Echo Club
#2577 - 2014-07-17 13:43:03 UTC
Remove stacking bonuses.
Maeltstome
Ten Thousand Days
#2578 - 2014-07-17 16:53:03 UTC
Play "Ride of the Valkyries" across the whole universe when a noob ship destroys a larger ship.
The Guardian98
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2579 - 2014-07-18 02:56:09 UTC
Add warp to zero.... oops!
Pidgeon Saissore
Tyrant's
Short Bus Syndicate
#2580 - 2014-07-18 06:25:31 UTC
module that causes target to see 3 of everything on overview