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Let me tell you why people are killing highsec miners. A manifesto.

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#281 - 2011-12-05 01:14:00 UTC
as thanks for all that goonswarm will be paying me 600m isk

plus whatever our insurance rates are for tornados idk

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Mara Tessidar
Perkone
Caldari State
#282 - 2011-12-05 08:05:32 UTC
Gosh, if only we'd had implants on killmails when this whole shebang first started.
Chopper Rollins
hahahlolspycorp
#283 - 2011-12-05 09:29:34 UTC
Threads usually die when it's nothing but a couple of goons being sarcastic and agreeing with each other, just saying.


Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

OmniBeton
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#284 - 2011-12-05 11:17:43 UTC
Why we are killing hisec miners ?

1.Because we can.
2.Because we pay real money to be able to.
3.Because some people just want to watch the world burn.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#285 - 2011-12-05 11:51:49 UTC
Posting in the thread of a present day shakespeare.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#286 - 2011-12-05 11:56:38 UTC
I generally shoot them because they're players who seem to revel in being as relevant as a 750k exe file that you can download from the google for about $10

Though, on the flipside, that kind of dedication to doing something repetitive and paying for the privilege makes me want to hire them IRL.

It's a quandry.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#287 - 2011-12-05 11:57:58 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
revel in being as relevant

Look how I used alliteration and metre.

A+

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

zama118
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#288 - 2011-12-05 12:23:37 UTC
now that brings new meaning to the "TL:DR" tag

sometimes you just need ot keep it short and simple
SmashTech
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#289 - 2011-12-05 12:32:21 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
revel in being as relevant

Look how I used alliteration and metre.

A+


Your self-aggrandizement makes me want to burn down an orphanage (in-game) while simultaneously putting all the non-Goon male heirs to death (in-game) to prevent the spread of such vapidity, ignorance, and arrogance as yours.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#290 - 2011-12-05 12:50:44 UTC
SmashTech wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
revel in being as relevant

Look how I used alliteration and metre.

A+


Your self-aggrandizement makes me want to burn down an orphanage (in-game) while simultaneously putting all the non-Goon male heirs to death (in-game) to prevent the spread of such vapidity, ignorance, and arrogance as yours.

Dawww.

I think you need a hug.

(in game)

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Borlag Crendraven
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#291 - 2011-12-05 13:01:15 UTC
Always amusing to read stuff like this from people completely ignorant and oblivious to other styles of gameplay. If your definition of botting can be summed up to "people who grind isk without caring what happens around them and/or even being at the keyboard while doing so" then all I can say is that nice job lumping in PVP players, PVE players, industrial players, trade focused players, manufacturers as well as researchers in the nomiker "bots".

Those miners who do it afk have just as much right doing that as the so called hot shot nullsec dwellers who log on Eve, alt tab to play minecraft or whatever, and only alt tab back to Eve when it's time to enter a lagfest battle and press f1, wait 30 minutes until they know what actually happened.

The fact is, there are afk players in every single style of play in this game and none of the styles are any more valid than the others. The only major difference is that some pay more than others, and because of that those players doing such activities seem to have a sense of superiority over the people who opt to play their game in some other way. It's somewhat funny that after reading the entire thread, the miners seem to be the group that accepts both the miners profession as well as the gankers...

The only people one should despise in the game are those who simply refuse to accept that other play styles are just as valid. Not everyone has the same goals in the game as you do, deal with it.
Samillian
Angry Mustellid
#292 - 2011-12-05 14:09:04 UTC
OP,

The majority of gankers I've spoken to do it because they are bored or don't fancy taking on targets that shoot back, either way that has to be a more honest response than your over long wall of self justifying text.

NBSI shall be the whole of the Law

Oreb Wing
Last Rites.
#293 - 2011-12-05 14:37:51 UTC
As i'm currently sitting in my station doing some PI because of a war'dec, i thought I'd do some forum surfing. Clumsy miner that i am, I stumble upon this. I can say, after a great deal of eye rubbing, that I skimmed through a lot more replies than I did your Miner exegesis. Compelling, and very lively writing. I had a few good laughs. But I was more saddened by troll replies that missed the mark, even by a far margin than you. :) Either way. My friend, my miner's hat off to you, for such a tale. But now the real question. Will it ever go back on my head? Seeing that blood-thirsty pirates are ganking not only mining exhumers, but missioneers as well, my applaud fades. You see, not all of us have daddy's ISK to fall back on. I don't multi-box, because, frankly, I already have a job. I shoot **** in real life, and gut fish with my bare hands. I smoke my cigars and drink my good whiskey as I mine or stare at the hills. For that to me is peace in a time of REAL wars. But I wonder how I will afford my 20 mil skills when people spend more time watching a gate than others do asteroids. I doubt I'll ever PLEX, because that would change the game for me and i'm the kind of guy that doesn't mind paying the monthly fee because i'm not a moocher. I mine when i wanna have a cold one and shoot the **** with some friends. I got plenty of theft in real life. No short supply of villains i'd like to strangle too. Power, as many other things, accompany other attributes, but extremists, in any case, I despise above all others. For even pissant little trolls manage to find moderation. This single-mindedness, though buttery and sweet sounding, gives me a ******* spiritual cavity.
Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#294 - 2011-12-05 14:50:30 UTC
Kid's BS meter would explode at each page of this thread Lol

Nice entertainment while afk mining thou.

Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#295 - 2011-12-05 16:28:35 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
750k exe file that you can download from the google for about $10


You'd... know?

Also, wow, that's a good deal!

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)

IGNATIUS HOOD
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#296 - 2011-12-05 17:22:44 UTC
OP:

You're like the antagonist in Se7en but instead of putting your mindless drivel in reams and reams of notebook paper you abuse this forum with you self important douchebaggery. Gank if you must, but do everyone a favor and try not to place your actions as something highminded and noble when really all it is is being a **** for ****'s sake and calling it honorable.

I could **** on you and call it rain but its still ****. You gank because you get you're jollys off of doing it and you're douchebag for trying to make it more then it is.

I'll further clarify I don't HS mine frankly I have better things to do, but the Noobs in my Corp do and I think its wrong to single out a section of the player base unable to really defend themselves from your nonsense and target them. Again, free universe and I would never take someone's right to be an A-hole away, but don't hide what you are and who you target.

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."   --H.L. Mencken
Mrs Sooperdudespaceman
Doomheim
#297 - 2011-12-05 17:36:02 UTC
IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:
I'll further clarify I don't HS mine frankly I have better things to do, but the Noobs in my Corp do and I think its wrong to single out a section of the player base unable to really defend themselves from your nonsense and target them.

Those noobs should probably leave your silly little corp if you can't protect or help them. Just saying.
Whyumadtho
Doomheim
#298 - 2011-12-05 17:39:34 UTC
TLDR
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#299 - 2011-12-05 17:48:09 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
as thanks for all that goonswarm will be paying me 600m isk

plus whatever our insurance rates are for tornados idk

replace + bonus for killing pubbies

seriously I don't know why people think the insurance removal is a big deal
Del Jouhannen
Delphinian Enterprises
#300 - 2011-12-05 17:48:09 UTC
Wow, what an ******* (OP).

I really don't understand why people on EVE are always after people to play 'their way'.