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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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LHA Tarawa
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2361 - 2014-05-10 11:59:13 UTC
Remove slot limits from industry facilities , and then don't base the cost on activity in a specific facility, so that we can be running 10,000 concurrent manufacturing jobs from a single small POS.
LHA Tarawa
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2362 - 2014-05-10 12:03:57 UTC
Change material calculations from increases above base to reductions from a higher base and create new ways to lower material requirements such as POS and outpost bonuses ... because, you know... round(round (4 * 1.1111) * .85) = 4.... Right? RIGHT? Oh, no big deal, we'll must make the second round a ceil to only round up.... Because , you know, ciel(round(5*1.11111) * .85) = 5... right? RIGHT?
LHA Tarawa
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2363 - 2014-05-10 12:05:45 UTC
Create an advisory board that is elected by and represents the 10% of players that are in the largest and most powerful alliances, and listen to them and their ideas on game redesign, so that you don't have to be concerned about the 90% of players that actually operate in small corps and alliance.
LHA Tarawa
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2364 - 2014-05-10 12:11:38 UTC
Give the cloak infinite duration and no cap usage, so that I can effectively shut down all activity in an entire null sec solar system 23.5 hours a day, because there would be no way for the residents to know if I'm at my keyboard or not and NOTHING they can do to find me... it would be the ONLY time you're i space and perfectly safe, while having massive effect on large numbers of players, many of whom will emo-rage quit over the utter powerlessness to deal with my ubber cloaky camp.
Kosetzu
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#2365 - 2014-05-10 13:11:13 UTC
LHA Tarawa wrote:
Posts

Woah there, go take your rage somewhere else.
Darin Vanar
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2366 - 2014-05-11 09:04:41 UTC
LHA Tarawa wrote:
Bad idea one liners


Okay, that is a lot of bad ideas. One bad idea at a time. (lol)
LHA Tarawa
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2367 - 2014-05-11 15:00:08 UTC
Darin Vanar wrote:
LHA Tarawa wrote:
Bad idea one liners


Okay, that is a lot of bad ideas. One bad idea at a time. (lol)


Agreed. This summer's "expansion" has WAY too many bad ideas, coming all at the same time.

CCP, one horrid idea per release, PLEASE!
Auduin Samson
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2368 - 2014-05-11 16:16:51 UTC
CCP Gardes. They're special edition Garde drones that are just CCP Guard's face and shoot from their eyes.
Darin Vanar
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2369 - 2014-05-11 22:52:22 UTC
One word: "parachutes".
asteroidjas
Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services
The Possum Lodge
#2370 - 2014-05-12 00:47:44 UTC  |  Edited by: asteroidjas
Bad idea:
Pushing out new POS manufacturing/research processes/mechanics BEFORE re-do'ing POS's in general.

(Material, and now Blueprint, tetris is not a fun/productive mini-game)
zen zubon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2371 - 2014-05-12 05:02:12 UTC
A POS Blockaid barrier shield, stop others from accessing their POS with a POS shield around their POS shield
James Nikolas Tesla
Tesla Holdings
#2372 - 2014-05-12 05:08:03 UTC
Go through enemy lines in a pod so the NPC navy won't shoot you.

CODE is just a bunch of pirates; smart, organized pirates. It doesn't help to rage at them because that is exactly what they want. Dust yourself off and get back on your feet, you don't even have to talk to them.

TheSmokingHertog
Julia's Interstellar Trade Emperium
#2373 - 2014-05-12 06:01:23 UTC
Create an remote stack all skill for management of piles with stuff all over space.

"Dogma is kind of like quantum physics, observing the dogma state will change it." ~ CCP Prism X

"Schrödinger's Missile. I dig it." ~ Makari Aeron

-= "Brain in a Box on Singularity" - April 2015 =-

Khan Wrenth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2374 - 2014-05-12 08:49:03 UTC
Every time you undock, there's a 1/1000 chance that there's a little trail of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your hull.
Darin Vanar
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2375 - 2014-05-12 09:27:43 UTC
Every time you are docked in a station, you have to pay ISK/hour, and any additional rent for total assets will be automatically factored into the cost.


...

wait, this sounds like the industry changes, I totally did not mean to do that.
Bob Maths
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2376 - 2014-05-12 09:32:53 UTC
Titan carriers

What have I done
Alexei Stryker
Council of Stellar Erections
#2377 - 2014-05-12 10:18:21 UTC
Introduce a random-gate-day
All gates will randomly warp you to a random system in eve.
Mac Chicovski
Capts Deranged Cavaliers
#2378 - 2014-05-12 20:38:27 UTC
Ship skins that register as one hull-size larger ("'Pufferfish' Small/Medium/Large/Capital Obfuscation Skin"), or one hull-size smaller ("'Anglerfish' Medium/Large/Capital/Supercap Obfuscation Skin") on off-grid dscan and probes.
Tasya Ffod
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2379 - 2014-05-12 21:20:09 UTC
The ability to place cargo cans inside each other.Shocked
NearNihil
Jump Drive Appreciation Society
#2380 - 2014-05-12 21:30:13 UTC
Bubble immunity for covops.