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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Singoth
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1821 - 2013-11-22 17:32:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Singoth
ooh, I got some ideas:


1: A new module to allow players to steal ISK from other players they target.


2: Ultra Super Mega Awesome 'Coward' Cloaker: allows cloaking even when you are targetted.


3: New EWar module to force boot.ini deletion on target's computer.


4: p orn in CQ for PLEX.
4.1: when the door is opened: Capsuleer sex mini game for PLEX.


5: Likes on the forum increase new "egogasm" skill that serves no purpose.


6: Space Ponies.


7: Hardcore Pirate Mode for PLEX: spawn in pirate nullsec with 25m unassigned SP + 250m ISK. Instant biomass when podkilled.


8: Everyone can use cynos.


9: Allow disruption bubbles in highsec.


10: Capitals in high-sec.


11: Maximum market buy/sell and visibility range becomes 1 jump.


12: Miner bumping actually becomes against the EULA.


13: CCP making actual ISK doublers with alt characters.


14: Somer Blink becomes an in-game feature. Now with 140% additional rare spaceships.


15: Completing certificates grants additional unassigned skill points. Better certificate levels = better SP rewards.


16: Features for being able to withstand the massive damage projection of blobs.


17: Reinforcement mode for spaceships.


18: Remove Ghost Sites. Watch community getting all worked up because they can't find anything for the new regions/stargates/whatever. Laugh your butts off at best troll ever.


19: Time Constriction. Opposite of TiDi> speeds up normal behaviour. Useful if travelling 30 systems on autopilot.


20: Everything becomes nullsec.

Less yappin', more zappin'!
Lizden Kroff
Kroff Industry
#1822 - 2013-11-22 17:40:37 UTC
Every time you loose your ship and end up in a Pod, you level up!

Regards
Lizden
Jace Bowen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1823 - 2013-11-22 17:52:35 UTC
Add a pod bay to carriers, allowing people to hitch a ride.
Jace Bowen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1824 - 2013-11-22 17:54:41 UTC
Add a "jump freighter" that has a specialized assembled ships bay.
Ronny Hugo
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1825 - 2013-11-22 21:30:18 UTC
Singoth wrote:
15: Completing certificates grants additional unassigned skill points. Better certificate levels = better SP rewards.


Actually, I like this one. Doesn't have to be a huge SP reward, just enough to matter in the beginning, and make people want to plan a little bit from the start.
scorchlikeshiswhiskey
Totally Abstract
O X I D E
#1826 - 2013-11-22 23:29:54 UTC
Is this were we put Rise's next idea to gimp Caldari missile pilots?
Ronny Hugo
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1827 - 2013-11-23 18:10:18 UTC
scorchlikeshiswhiskey wrote:
Is this were we put Rise's next idea to gimp Caldari missile pilots?

What do you mean? Its a short-term module, it says on the box "not recommended for long engagements".

Make every specialized item (like the launchers with 40s reload) meant for a single use a generalized item meant to be used by everyone (that's a bad idea). Bombers that can do everything, even haul cargo and triage, tank a doomsday and pop POS shields all at once.
Lavayar
Haidamaky
UA Fleets
#1828 - 2013-11-23 18:37:42 UTC
delayed cyno: covert cyno - 10 sec; recon - 1 min; any other ship - 2 min
Sun-Tugo Drovotet
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1829 - 2013-11-24 14:36:06 UTC
Letting girls play Eve.

Oops! Sad
Kabaos
Fulgur lumene
#1830 - 2013-11-24 15:18:01 UTC
Jackie Fisher wrote:
Incarna



WIS, INCARNA!!!Attention
Kabaos
Fulgur lumene
#1831 - 2013-11-24 15:24:07 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
Naked avatars for PLEX.



Very funnyStraight
Arien Moyna
Interstellar Damsel Rescue Inc.
#1832 - 2013-11-24 16:53:39 UTC
If you have a high bounty on your head (1b +), every time you dock to a station there is a chance of 0,00000137 that you land directly in captains quarters and there is a corporate assassin in it. You than have to run to your pod/ship and undock, or your character is lost forever Twisted
Dersen Lowery
The Scope
#1833 - 2013-11-25 17:18:43 UTC
Drone Interfacing's bonus extends to Salvage Drone salvaging chance; EWAR Drone Interfacing gains a similar bonus, but for effectiveness of EWAR and Logistics drones.

Proud founder and member of the Belligerent Desirables.

I voted in CSM X!
Athena Machina
Akadeimia Keipouron SVK
Apocalypse Now.
#1834 - 2013-11-26 07:20:47 UTC
Add a feature where 8 titans can group up and merge into each other to form a Super Titan. Super Titans can target and destroy 100 ships every 5 mins.
Yummy Chocolate
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1835 - 2013-11-26 09:02:17 UTC
add a bomb launcher for stealth bombers that will take up all the CPU and PG in exchange for 10 times the damage and 10 times the range. the bombs this launcher will drop will fly further to avoid hitting the bomber, same way bombs currently do.

Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase

Felicity Love >... was thinking "moar popcorn"... but now, seeing the truly awesome contribution this thread is going to make to the Greater Glory Of EVE.... imagonnamakkadapizza....
novellus
The Special Snowflakes
#1836 - 2013-11-26 10:28:02 UTC
Space sex
Yummy Chocolate
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1837 - 2013-11-26 10:45:07 UTC
novellus wrote:
Space sex

with exotic dancers.

I just have to point out that this is a *GOOD* idea.

Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase

Felicity Love >... was thinking "moar popcorn"... but now, seeing the truly awesome contribution this thread is going to make to the Greater Glory Of EVE.... imagonnamakkadapizza....
Yummy Chocolate
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1838 - 2013-11-27 08:26:22 UTC
other players' cloaked ships should distort the nebulae behind them the same way my ships does when cloaked, so I can see them if I look hard enough.

Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase

Felicity Love >... was thinking "moar popcorn"... but now, seeing the truly awesome contribution this thread is going to make to the Greater Glory Of EVE.... imagonnamakkadapizza....
Lei Merdeau
Hidden Agenda
Deep Space Engineering
#1839 - 2013-11-27 08:42:54 UTC
SOE BlackOps BattleCruiser
Lei Merdeau
Hidden Agenda
Deep Space Engineering
#1840 - 2013-11-27 09:24:00 UTC
Titan / Supercarrier Alliance Tournament prizes