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The Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Merc Alliance

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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#81 - 2013-09-02 03:10:36 UTC
Isn't there someone you want tears collected from?

We deliver. Confidentiality assured.

Contact Lord Razpataz or join the ingame channel 'The Gates of Hell' for more info.

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#82 - 2013-09-03 14:34:23 UTC
You work hard for your ISK. We work hard at pursuing our targets.

The Devil's Warrior Alliance will not just camp trade hubs, pop a few strays that come by and claim magnificence. We will actually hunt your targets wherever they go and collect tears from whomever you wish, all for quite reasonable rates.

Quality. Trust. Confidentiality. Tears.

We wont leave you asking 'Why aren't you killing my contracted targets? Why are you just popping random carebears I don't give a **** about?'

The Devil's Warrior Alliance, mercenaries you can trust, tear collection perfected.

Join 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel in game, or contact Lord Razpataz for contract prices to meet any CEO's budget.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#83 - 2013-09-04 12:18:11 UTC
Your ISK, our pew, your enemies tears....
VegasMirage
Syndicate Enterprise
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#84 - 2013-09-04 15:59:20 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Your ISK, our pew, your enemies tears....


+1 and an awesome blog to go with it - great job guys

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#85 - 2013-09-04 23:59:11 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Your ISK, our pew, your enemies tears....


+1 and an awesome blog to go with it - great job guys


Follow this guy dorothy and the yellow brick road is yours! make sure you got your red shoes on.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#86 - 2013-09-05 14:31:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
"First he was all love this and romance that, and 'Paul won't know'...next thing I'm knocked up with twins and he's nowhere to be found" - Chani

"Every goddamned weekend he gets hammered and shows up outside my door yelling for a rematch. I mean seriously dude, get over it" - Paul Atreides

"You would think with all those Bettys he has on standby he would flip one of them my way but noooooooo....." - Beast Rabban

"Beautiful boy, go kill something for me..." - Baron Vladomir Harkonnen

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The Devil's Warrior Alliance -- enter "The Gates Of Hell" ingame chat or contact Lord Razpataz to nagotiate your mercenary contract today.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#87 - 2013-09-05 21:22:45 UTC
If you want mercs who killed a ship years ago and still brag about it, go for devils. If you want mercs who have nice kills every day, contact me Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#88 - 2013-09-05 21:31:14 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
If you want mercs who killed a ship years ago and still brag about it, go for devils. If you want mercs who have nice kills every day, contact me Blink


oh.. are we starting to get at you?
And sry man, Nice kills every day does not make up for it all. And if you (employer) need a merc against pvp'rs, then marmite wont take it..
So yeah.. come to Devils if you want someone who actually takes "hard" contracts.

Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#89 - 2013-09-05 21:34:23 UTC
Lord Razpataz wrote:

So yeah.. come to Devils if you want someone who actually takes "hard" contracts.


I see you guys are looking for clients?
Eagerly awaiting your offer!

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#90 - 2013-09-05 21:38:19 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Lord Razpataz wrote:

So yeah.. come to Devils if you want someone who actually takes "hard" contracts.


I see you guys are looking for clients?
Eagerly awaiting your offer!

D.

Bear


Hehe, I've read you little thread thingy. funny.
But think I have conflicting interests in that one, so sry
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#91 - 2013-09-05 21:44:17 UTC
What kind of Merc doesn't take up a trade from a free blueballfest against bad players with a payed contract against real PVP"ers?

Sounds like Mac Donalds to me... but who am I to judge?

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#92 - 2013-09-05 21:49:09 UTC
Danalee wrote:
What kind of Merc doesn't take up a trade from a free blueballfest against bad players with a payed contract against real PVP"ers?

Sounds like Mac Donalds to me... but who am I to judge?

D.

Bear


K.. now you lost me.. what are you talking about?
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#93 - 2013-09-05 22:35:34 UTC
Strange... Wasn't it your guys that came boasting about their pvp prowess in our thread?
How you guys are the Steak in a world filled with bad fastfood mercs?

Here's your chance to put money where your mouths are; an actual paying contract to fight actual PVP'ers.
There can be no conflicting interests, since you are just having some fun while you wait for a real job (not my words).

So, at the first sign of an actual paid for challenge (again, by your standards and words) the response is what exactly?
Oh right... no can do What?

I kinda expected more from you yet you prove no different from the rest.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#94 - 2013-09-05 22:58:00 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Strange... Wasn't it your guys that came boasting about their pvp prowess in our thread?
How you guys are the Steak in a world filled with bad fastfood mercs?

Here's your chance to put money where your mouths are; an actual paying contract to fight actual PVP'ers.
There can be no conflicting interests, since you are just having some fun while you wait for a real job (not my words).

So, at the first sign of an actual paid for challenge (again, by your standards and words) the response is what exactly?
Oh right... no can do What?

I kinda expected more from you yet you prove no different from the rest.

D.

Bear


"since you are just having some fun while you wait for a real job (not my words)."
I'm curious where you got this^^ from, who's words exactly?

So.. if I ask you guys to dec any of your blues.. you would accept?

And.. we do have paying contracts now.. still curious how you got the impression we arent?

If I pick a random pvp/griefer corp or alliance and want to hire Marmite to dec them, imagine what will the answer be?
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#95 - 2013-09-05 23:33:44 UTC
Are you looking for a mercenary corporation that will aggressively pursue your targets? Someone who won't just take your isk and park on trade routes, but will actively hunt the targets you paid good ISK to have killed?

The Devil's Warrior Alliance typically only has between 10 and 20 outgoing wars at a given time, allowing us to focus on YOUR targets. We get results for our clients by killing their targets, not just randoms...

We are actually mercenaries.

Before selecting a mercenary corporation to get you the satisfaction you deserve, check their alliances war history and their current 'Active Wars'....make sure they don't have too many active wars, for if they do there is NO POSSIBLE WAY they can aggressively hunt all of their clients targets...

Its a scam.

The Devils Warrior Alliance, actively hunting your targets. After all, you paid for it didn't you?
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#96 - 2013-09-06 06:15:51 UTC
Lord Razpataz wrote:


"since you are just having some fun while you wait for a real job (not my words)."
I'm curious where you got this^^ from, who's words exactly?

So.. if I ask you guys to dec any of your blues.. you would accept?

And.. we do have paying contracts now.. still curious how you got the impression we arent?

If I pick a random pvp/griefer corp or alliance and want to hire Marmite to dec them, imagine what will the answer be?


The words are from Vegas and others (whose posts sadly have been deleted because they contained personal attacks)
VegasMirage wrote:

I say this publicly... we do not have to pay anybody to have them war dec you.


There is also this quote;
[ 2013.08.04 22:38:58 ] Lord Razpataz > [22:38:05] Tora Bushido > I hoep at least you got paid veryyy well by vegas.... that would make me smile :) <-- who got paid?

If you'd ask us to dec our blues we'd probably decline and Marmite won't dec a random
pvp/griefer corp unless they get paid large sums of isk. They are mercs afterall.

How do you know the contract is about shooting blues by the way? I've hired quite a lot of mercs in the past (including Marmites) for a plethora of different tasks, never had the pleasure of working with your crew and since it looks like you avoid real fights I probably won't in the near future?

Figured I'd give it a try, there are plenty of other mercs so I'm confident someone will take me up on my offer.
Until you actually start taking contracts, consider this a free bump.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#97 - 2013-09-06 06:32:19 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Lord Razpataz wrote:


"since you are just having some fun while you wait for a real job (not my words)."
I'm curious where you got this^^ from, who's words exactly?

So.. if I ask you guys to dec any of your blues.. you would accept?

And.. we do have paying contracts now.. still curious how you got the impression we arent?

If I pick a random pvp/griefer corp or alliance and want to hire Marmite to dec them, imagine what will the answer be?


The words are from Vegas and others (whose posts sadly have been deleted because they contained personal attacks)
VegasMirage wrote:

I say this publicly... we do not have to pay anybody to have them war dec you.


There is also this quote;
[ 2013.08.04 22:38:58 ] Lord Razpataz > [22:38:05] Tora Bushido > I hoep at least you got paid veryyy well by vegas.... that would make me smile :) <-- who got paid?

If you'd ask us to dec our blues we'd probably decline and Marmite won't dec a random
pvp/griefer corp unless they get paid large sums of isk. They are mercs afterall.

How do you know the contract is about shooting blues by the way? I've hired quite a lot of mercs in the past (including Marmites) for a plethora of different tasks, never had the pleasure of working with your crew and since it looks like you avoid real fights I probably won't in the near future?

Figured I'd give it a try, there are plenty of other mercs so I'm confident someone will take me up on my offer.
Until you actually start taking contracts, consider this a free bump.

D.

Bear


Hehe, abit out of context maybe?
I asked Tora who got paid by Vegas.. That specific war (Marmite) we are doing on our own, and funding it our self.
So.. from us not taking iskies for a side project, does not say we are out of contracts. Does it?

Let me know the name of the target then, and I'll give you a quote.
oh... and are you really smacking about avoiding real fights? you little troll you!
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#98 - 2013-09-06 06:40:01 UTC
Guilty as charged Big smile
It keeps me from going bonkers on those slow/long workdays.

Name sent, awaiting offer.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

VegasMirage
Syndicate Enterprise
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#99 - 2013-09-06 07:00:27 UTC
Danalee, why would anybody take you serious after all the garbage you wrote. I think you have some work to do before I allow you to regain your composure.

Today, Tora said the war between Devil's and Marmite is nearly even. I "nearly" choked laughing when I heard that. You have no respect for the War Report between pvp corps/players. Why anybody would take you serious is beyond me.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#100 - 2013-09-06 07:29:35 UTC
Haha, poor Vegas, was that a code brown you just experienced?

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment