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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Azriel Pazzuzu
Pandemic Horde
#541 - 2013-08-30 00:23:50 UTC
CCP Rise wrote:
If enough suicide ganks happen in a given high sec system, it eventually turns to low sec.

You took the words right out of my mouth!Twisted
Ravasta Helugo
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#542 - 2013-08-30 00:59:02 UTC
Takari wrote:
CCP Rise wrote:
If enough suicide ganks happen in a given high sec system, it eventually turns to low sec.

If enough ore is mined and missions run in a low-sec system it becomes high sec. Combine the two ideas!

Woah. This is for bad ideas. Not awesome ones.
Corvald Tyrska
#543 - 2013-08-30 01:10:32 UTC
Add Quafe Zero to the Quafe LP Stores
Corvald Tyrska
#544 - 2013-08-30 01:11:48 UTC
Replace all "Navy Issue" ships in the Quafe LP Store with "Quafe Issue" ships with the same stats but a purple skin with the Quafe logo.
Corvald Tyrska
#545 - 2013-08-30 01:12:58 UTC
Add Quafe branded clothing (jackets, sunglasses, running shoes, etc) to the Quafe LP store.

Yes I am bored at work and drinking lots of soft drink.
Marlona Sky
State War Academy
Caldari State
#546 - 2013-08-30 01:45:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Il Feytid
Create a channel that instantly shows a players name, corporation, alliance and even standings when they are in the same system. Bonus points for allowing players to see such instant and effort free intel if they are docked too.
Eric Raeder
No Fee Too High
#547 - 2013-08-30 01:49:03 UTC
All wormholes connect to Jita.
Jasmine Assasin
The Holy Rollers
#548 - 2013-08-30 01:49:23 UTC
Give us Pirate Battlecruisers.
Jorma Amatin
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#549 - 2013-08-30 02:10:17 UTC
Covert Ship Scanner: can activate while Covert Ops Cloak is active.
Thutmose I
Rattium Incorporated
#550 - 2013-08-30 02:26:52 UTC
make covert cyno activatable while cloaked, and any ship that jumps to it (via brige, or directly) lands with its cloaking device turned on.
Goonswarm Federation
#551 - 2013-08-30 02:29:48 UTC
Add really expensive and overpowered ships to the game under the premise that their great cost will ensure their rarity

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

#552 - 2013-08-30 02:37:24 UTC
Given that a Golem has ~75 times the mass of a stealth bomber, the Golem should be able to mount stealth bombers in place of its piddly little standard cruise/torpedo launchers.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Sha'ik Raraku
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#553 - 2013-08-30 02:52:02 UTC
delete boot.ini
Kerplakershtat Rova
The Mostly Free People's Republic of Persephone
#554 - 2013-08-30 03:05:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Kerplakershtat Rova
Hire CCP Mintchip.
Alara IonStorm
#555 - 2013-08-30 03:19:05 UTC
Add an anchor button that anchors ships so they can't be knocked around.

/Exclude from Cargo and Mining Ships. P
Chainsaw Plankton
#556 - 2013-08-30 03:41:56 UTC
the kronos

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter

State War Academy
Caldari State
#557 - 2013-08-30 03:52:59 UTC
Any ships destroyed next to a Minmatar ship are duct taped back together
Grath Telkin
Goonswarm Federation
#558 - 2013-08-30 04:24:29 UTC
Make the Pilgrim the most powerful ship in the game to atone for years in the dumpster

Malcanis - Without drone assign, the slowcat doctrine will wither and die.

Steph Wing
No Dukks Given
#559 - 2013-08-30 04:31:38 UTC
Introduce a new, bigger class of capital ship that can fit 8 XL turrets, gives inherent ganglink bonuses, can act as a jump bridge AND can fire a superweapon through a cyno in jump range that instantly destroys every subcap on grid. But it'll be balanced by being super duper expensive.

Oh wait, that one's been used already.
Erien Rand
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#560 - 2013-08-30 05:24:21 UTC
Warp core stabs now add 50% range bonus with no stacking penalties