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CCP employees must be removed from the game.

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Polly Oxford
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#221 - 2012-05-08 14:08:43 UTC
So the guy that has been in gsf for a total of 6 months knows more than the thousand spies that would happily see us banned for something like this.
Malphilos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#222 - 2012-05-08 14:10:03 UTC
Doctor Ungabungas wrote:
Malphilos wrote:
Or, "needs a mod without going a couple more jumps'. Where would you say a Titan ranks compared to a quick bj from a tranny hooker?


'tranny hooker blowjob' falls under lust. 'needs a mod without going a couple more jobs' falls under 'the stupidest reason to lose your job ever conceived by man'.


So, just to be sure I've got your rankings down correctly, the tranny bj is preferable to the Titan?
Doctor Ungabungas
Doomheim
#223 - 2012-05-08 14:13:17 UTC
Malphilos wrote:
Doctor Ungabungas wrote:
Malphilos wrote:
Or, "needs a mod without going a couple more jumps'. Where would you say a Titan ranks compared to a quick bj from a tranny hooker?


'tranny hooker blowjob' falls under lust. 'needs a mod without going a couple more jobs' falls under 'the stupidest reason to lose your job ever conceived by man'.


So, just to be sure I've got your rankings down correctly, the tranny bj is preferable to the Titan?


Isn't it?
Polly Oxford
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#224 - 2012-05-08 14:14:07 UTC
Youcouldn't even be filed for consulting a tranny hooker,soobviously that's preferable.
Chris Starfire
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#225 - 2012-05-08 14:14:47 UTC
Here's a thought, If there's concern about DEV's taking advantage over other players with their CCP given DEV powers then don't allow their normal playing toon's any power over any other registered player in the game, this will keep the playing ground honest and they can play the game and feel a loss the same as any other player, so on that note, no transferring huge funds to their own toons from CCP registered toons and no special benefits to friends.

P.S: I don't have a problem with any of CCP's employees playing the game but keep them on the same playing ground as everyone else who is a paying customer.




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Doctor Ungabungas
Doomheim
#226 - 2012-05-08 14:18:09 UTC
Chris Starfire wrote:
Here's a thought, If there's concern about DEV's taking advantage over other players with their CCP given DEV powers then don't allow their normal playing toon's any power over any other registered player in the game, this will keep the playing ground honest and they can play the game and feel a loss the same as any other player, so on that note, no transferring huge funds to their own toons from CCP registered toons and no special benefits to friends.

P.S: I don't have a problem with any of CCP's employees playing the game but keep them on the same playing ground as everyone else who is a paying customer.




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Well, that's the thing. There is an entire section of CCP dedicated to ensuring that CCP player alts are unable to influence the game in that way. They even have an anonymous tip line you can use.
Aqriue
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#227 - 2012-05-08 14:19:09 UTC
Remove the recruitment channel.

Its basicly an intel tool provided by CCP to look for corps but at the same time it helps rip off naive idiots. By removing the channel, CCP no longer needs to police it, Customers have to use their brains to find a corp (as everyone who spouts rules of eve and fit tanks to hulks, crap like that), less issues arise between conspiracy theories and negligent customers/employees not keeping up with game rules / mechanisims as they change.

Problem solved.

Logic my friends, you are welcome for me finding the best and obviously easy solution.
Doctor Ungabungas
Doomheim
#228 - 2012-05-08 14:19:15 UTC
Polly Oxford wrote:
Youcouldn't even be filed for consulting a tranny hooker,soobviously that's preferable.


Interestingly enough though, fear of being revealed as spending time with tranny hookers IS a reason why someone would betray their ethical code of conduct.

Still ranks way above 'space game' though.
Senditu
Inter-Stellar Exploration
#229 - 2012-05-08 14:19:44 UTC
I can only speak for myself, but the coalition is grand group of very astute players who care to make content in this game. I, for one, cherish the fact that I am part of such an incredible group of people.
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#230 - 2012-05-08 14:20:19 UTC
I would like to know if they (the Dev's) are indeed robots, do the three basic laws of robotics apply ?

(My apologies to the Isaac Asimov Foundation)

First Law of Devbotics:
A Dev may not cause harm to come to EVE, or through inaction, allow EVE to come to harm.

Second Law of Devbotics:
A Dev must obey the orders given to it by CCP, except where such orders would conflict with the First law.

Third Law of Devbotics:
A Dev must protect his own code as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

So there you have it, after some deep-thinking I have come to the conclusion that the Dev's care about EVE and CCP pays and feeds the Devs, not Goonswarm or any other alliance.

Keep up the excellent work Dev's, you guys work like crazy to make this fun. Then you have to read shitposts like the one Op and his Alts have posted.

o/
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#231 - 2012-05-08 14:21:16 UTC
i'm told that if you get past endie and mynas arguing over who is more scottish, goonwaffe is just CCP's back channel to mittens
Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#232 - 2012-05-08 14:22:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Vera Algaert
Doctor Ungabungas wrote:
Chris Starfire wrote:
Here's a thought, If there's concern about DEV's taking advantage over other players with their CCP given DEV powers then don't allow their normal playing toon's any power over any other registered player in the game, this will keep the playing ground honest and they can play the game and feel a loss the same as any other player, so on that note, no transferring huge funds to their own toons from CCP registered toons and no special benefits to friends.

P.S: I don't have a problem with any of CCP's employees playing the game but keep them on the same playing ground as everyone else who is a paying customer.




[TROLLER'S NEED NOT REPLY AS I WILL PROBABLY IGNORE IT]


Well, that's the thing. There is an entire section of CCP dedicated to ensuring that CCP player alts are unable to influence the game in that way. They even have an anonymous tip line you can use.

already pointed it out earlier in this thread but the restructuring (which happened while mittens was chairman of the CSM, uh-oh) moved IA from the Statistics to the Security Team, so it is now under the supervision of CCP Sreegs LolLolLol

you can't escape the :tinfoil:Twisted

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Doctor Ungabungas
Doomheim
#233 - 2012-05-08 14:22:56 UTC
Thorn Galen wrote:

Keep up the excellent work Dev's, you guys work like crazy to make this fun. Then you have to read shitposts like the one Op and his Alts have posted.


Hey now, hey.

I put just as much **** into this thread as the OP did.
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#234 - 2012-05-08 14:23:17 UTC
Doctor Ungabungas wrote:
Thorn Galen wrote:

Keep up the excellent work Dev's, you guys work like crazy to make this fun. Then you have to read shitposts like the one Op and his Alts have posted.


Hey now, hey.

I put just as much **** into this thread as the OP did.


good work, goon
Doctor Ungabungas
Doomheim
#235 - 2012-05-08 14:24:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Doctor Ungabungas
Vera Algaert wrote:
Doctor Ungabungas wrote:
Chris Starfire wrote:
Here's a thought, If there's concern about DEV's taking advantage over other players with their CCP given DEV powers then don't allow their normal playing toon's any power over any other registered player in the game, this will keep the playing ground honest and they can play the game and feel a loss the same as any other player, so on that note, no transferring huge funds to their own toons from CCP registered toons and no special benefits to friends.

P.S: I don't have a problem with any of CCP's employees playing the game but keep them on the same playing ground as everyone else who is a paying customer.




[TROLLER'S NEED NOT REPLY AS I WILL PROBABLY IGNORE IT]


Well, that's the thing. There is an entire section of CCP dedicated to ensuring that CCP player alts are unable to influence the game in that way. They even have an anonymous tip line you can use.

already pointed it out earlier in this thread but the restructuring moved IA from the Statistics to the Security Team, so it is now under the supervision of CCP Sreegs LolLolLol

you can't escape the :tinfoil:Twisted


Right, but what exactly does that mean? Does it mean the guy from IA can't walk across the office to the CEO's office and get his boss fired?

A: No, it doesn't. In fact, it's his -ethical duty- as a security professional to do just that. [Assuming his boss was involved in something contrary to the rules and codes of the organisation he works for.]
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#236 - 2012-05-08 14:26:36 UTC
Doctor Ungabungas wrote:
Vera Algaert wrote:
Doctor Ungabungas wrote:
Chris Starfire wrote:
Here's a thought, If there's concern about DEV's taking advantage over other players with their CCP given DEV powers then don't allow their normal playing toon's any power over any other registered player in the game, this will keep the playing ground honest and they can play the game and feel a loss the same as any other player, so on that note, no transferring huge funds to their own toons from CCP registered toons and no special benefits to friends.

P.S: I don't have a problem with any of CCP's employees playing the game but keep them on the same playing ground as everyone else who is a paying customer.




[TROLLER'S NEED NOT REPLY AS I WILL PROBABLY IGNORE IT]


Well, that's the thing. There is an entire section of CCP dedicated to ensuring that CCP player alts are unable to influence the game in that way. They even have an anonymous tip line you can use.

already pointed it out earlier in this thread but the restructuring moved IA from the Statistics to the Security Team, so it is now under the supervision of CCP Sreegs LolLolLol

you can't escape the :tinfoil:Twisted


Right, but what exactly does that mean? Does it mean the guy from IA can't walk across the office to the CEO's office and get his boss fired?

A: No, it doesn't. In fact, it's his -ethical duty- as a security professional to do just that. [Assuming his boss was involved in something contrary to the rules and codes of the organisation he works for.]


So what you're saying is that Goonswarm could ask Sreegs to fire Hilmar, and we could run CCP?
Doctor Ungabungas
Doomheim
#237 - 2012-05-08 14:28:04 UTC
Blawrf McTaggart wrote:
Doctor Ungabungas wrote:
Vera Algaert wrote:
Doctor Ungabungas wrote:
Chris Starfire wrote:
Here's a thought, If there's concern about DEV's taking advantage over other players with their CCP given DEV powers then don't allow their normal playing toon's any power over any other registered player in the game, this will keep the playing ground honest and they can play the game and feel a loss the same as any other player, so on that note, no transferring huge funds to their own toons from CCP registered toons and no special benefits to friends.

P.S: I don't have a problem with any of CCP's employees playing the game but keep them on the same playing ground as everyone else who is a paying customer.




[TROLLER'S NEED NOT REPLY AS I WILL PROBABLY IGNORE IT]


Well, that's the thing. There is an entire section of CCP dedicated to ensuring that CCP player alts are unable to influence the game in that way. They even have an anonymous tip line you can use.

already pointed it out earlier in this thread but the restructuring moved IA from the Statistics to the Security Team, so it is now under the supervision of CCP Sreegs LolLolLol

you can't escape the :tinfoil:Twisted


Right, but what exactly does that mean? Does it mean the guy from IA can't walk across the office to the CEO's office and get his boss fired?

A: No, it doesn't. In fact, it's his -ethical duty- as a security professional to do just that. [Assuming his boss was involved in something contrary to the rules and codes of the organisation he works for.]


So what you're saying is that Goonswarm could ask Sreegs to fire Hilmar, and we could run CCP?


Is Hilmar giving out free titans? Shocked
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#238 - 2012-05-08 14:28:39 UTC
I'm sure he could be.
Doctor Ungabungas
Doomheim
#239 - 2012-05-08 14:31:49 UTC
Blawrf McTaggart wrote:
I'm sure he could be.


Well as long as all the facts fly in the face of logic or reason, then why not.

Free titans for everybody.
Leisha Galen
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#240 - 2012-05-08 14:32:16 UTC
Doctor Ungabungas wrote:


Is Hilmar giving out free titans? Shocked


Yeah, didn't you know ?

They're handing them out at Jita 4-4
You just have to get them out of Highsec somehow Lol
Or mail the Op and ask him what the secret is, he won't tell me.....