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Nevyn Auscent
Broke Sauce
#61 - 2015-11-30 11:00:20 UTC
Orca Platypus wrote:

Contradictory with the previous statement.
You are confused. Either you claim an exploit, then I point out your double-standards again, or you encourage it again, in which case I keep mocking you for 180 degree turn.
Unless you go back to exploit song which makes your turn 360 degrees and adds extra space hilarity as you don't even know what are you claiming anymore.
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Much as I regularly disagree with Kaarous, and in fact disagree with him over his views on wars, he is not taking a 180 turn.
He is saying that repeatedly rolling a new player corp to dec dodge is bad. (To me it's forced on people by bad game design and should be solved by fixing said bad game design).
He is then saying that if you don't like having a war declared on you while you are in a player corp, you should drop to your NPC corp and stay there.

These are not contradictory statements or double standards.

Also while I no longer have the link due to new computer, CCP at one stage said moving 5+ systems and changing corps was potentially considered reasonable effort to evade an aggressor in high sec. As at that point you aren't in their immediate operational vicinity or the original corp that was their target. I'd note that I'd read that as changing from corp A to corp B. Not closing corp A and opening identical corp B. Exact circumstances obviously vary, and if you smack talk them or taunt them about having run away, you are going to be considered fair game as a result.

Finally, there is no SP wall for PvP. Even as a 'non' PvPer I say this ('non' meaning I do PvP occasionally but I much prefer the co-op experience, so will never chose to solo PvP, preferring fleets in some kind of support role). What you have to do is fly appropriate to your skills and wallet. And engage appropriate targets to match.
CCP have done amazing things with making T1 frigates viable, and are working hard at continuing that, by doing things like making Capitals no longer Ewar immune any more. It's virtually no time to train into a T1 cruiser even, and those are even more amazing (Yay cruisers online!).
For example, the main doctrine one of the groups investigating fighting drifters is using is entirely based on T1 cruisers, and currently does not have specific skill requirements for their fleets either.
Iain Cariaba
#62 - 2015-11-30 11:43:52 UTC
Orca Platypus wrote:
...endless blathering whine...

If you're so adamant that SP is the end all, be all to determine who wins in PvP, then answer me this:

Why does my 69,236,135 skill points not guarantee my victory against people who have been playing for less than a year? I'm obviously over that ludicrous 50mil sp barrier you imagine you need for PvP, so why do I lose when I roam solo?

Using your logic, I should win every single fight I get into with the people who run the small FW sites I hunt in, yet I do not.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#63 - 2015-11-30 11:47:14 UTC
Iain Cariaba wrote:

Using your logic


Something I don't recommend by the way, unless you have spare brain cells to replace the ones that will die of shock.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Orca Platypus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#64 - 2015-11-30 11:56:09 UTC
Iain Cariaba wrote:
If you're so adamant that SP is the end all, be all to determine who wins in PvP, then answer me this:

Why does my 69,236,135 skill points not guarantee my victory against people who have been playing for less than a year? I'm obviously over that ludicrous 50mil sp barrier you imagine you need for PvP, so why do I lose when I roam solo?

Using your logic, I should win every single fight I get into with the people who run the small FW sites I hunt in, yet I do not.


There are 3 exceptions which I call "SP wall leaping mechanics":
1) You are in a fleet that is over SP wall. The fleet just takes you in out of pity and will function equally well without you, so anyone can be in your place, which makes you personally still irrelevant, but able to be on a killmail of higher SP character which qualifies for an exception.
2) You blob of newbs has more total SP than the enemy. You're likely to lose the ISK war very very very badly in this scenario, but it's possible to get kills of higher SP characters that way, thus an exception.
3) The high SP guy self-destructed by doing something stupid. Like being caught in an inappropriate ship, having a brain fart and messing up, etc. But this is his loss and not your win, he just happened to self-destruct and you just happened to be there. There could be anyone witnessing his self-destruction, which makes you irrelevant, but still generates a killmail, and thus qualifies as an exception.

Outside of those exceptions you will always win.
afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#65 - 2015-11-30 11:58:23 UTC
Iain Cariaba wrote:
Orca Platypus wrote:
...endless blathering whine...

If you're so adamant that SP is the end all, be all to determine who wins in PvP, then answer me this:

Why does my 69,236,135 skill points not guarantee my victory against people who have been playing for less than a year? I'm obviously over that ludicrous 50mil sp barrier you imagine you need for PvP, so why do I lose when I roam solo?

Using your logic, I should win every single fight I get into with the people who run the small FW sites I hunt in, yet I do not.



It's like talking to the wall mate, SP > all.

Apparently.

I mean, I've literally never seen such crap in my life and it's even more blindingly obvious that even posters who butt heads and fight constantly are all in alignment here that it's a non-problem. That's a sign right there.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#66 - 2015-11-30 11:59:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaarous Aldurald
Did anyone see him contradict his own claims in every paragraph? I feel an equal mixture of shock, amusement and disgust. I call this feeling "Basil'ed", a portmanteau of "baffled, sickened, and chuckled."

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Danika Princip
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#67 - 2015-11-30 12:06:00 UTC
Orca Platypus wrote:

Outside of those exceptions you will always win.



So if I fit up a svipul right now and went to FW space, are you saying that as I have over 100mil SP, I would kill everybody that I came into contact with?


Because usually I die to the first real opposition I meet and kill maybe a farmer or two on the way, if I'm lucky...
Orca Platypus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#68 - 2015-11-30 12:10:59 UTC
Danika Princip wrote:
Orca Platypus wrote:

Outside of those exceptions you will always win.



So if I fit up a svipul right now and went to FW space, are you saying that as I have over 100mil SP, I would kill everybody that I came into contact with?


Because usually I die to the first real opposition I meet and kill maybe a farmer or two on the way, if I'm lucky...


Gewnie in lowsec = classic example of exception #3.
Orca Platypus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#69 - 2015-11-30 12:12:44 UTC
afkalt wrote:
Iain Cariaba wrote:
Orca Platypus wrote:
...endless blathering whine...

If you're so adamant that SP is the end all, be all to determine who wins in PvP, then answer me this:

Why does my 69,236,135 skill points not guarantee my victory against people who have been playing for less than a year? I'm obviously over that ludicrous 50mil sp barrier you imagine you need for PvP, so why do I lose when I roam solo?

Using your logic, I should win every single fight I get into with the people who run the small FW sites I hunt in, yet I do not.



It's like talking to the wall mate, SP > all.

Apparently.

I mean, I've literally never seen such crap in my life and it's even more blindingly obvious that even posters who butt heads and fight constantly are all in alignment here that it's a non-problem. That's a sign right there.


Surprise, surprise: Bittervets who want to farm newbies are in alignment.
It is a sign indeed, of bittervetting over the fact that every leet peeveepeer sees you're above the SP wall and avoids you, because he doesn't want to lose on account of lack of SP.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#70 - 2015-11-30 12:14:35 UTC
I've actually seen the subreddit simulator on r/eve make more sense than Basil.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Danika Princip
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#71 - 2015-11-30 12:26:42 UTC
Orca Platypus wrote:
Danika Princip wrote:
Orca Platypus wrote:

Outside of those exceptions you will always win.



So if I fit up a svipul right now and went to FW space, are you saying that as I have over 100mil SP, I would kill everybody that I came into contact with?


Because usually I die to the first real opposition I meet and kill maybe a farmer or two on the way, if I'm lucky...


Gewnie in lowsec = classic example of exception #3.



Your goalpsts are moving.

How is my alliance in any way relevant? If I had gone into lowsec a year ago (before I joineed CONDI), would I have killed everyone I came into contact with?

Hell. I'm on 124mil SP at the moment. If I go wandering around in a frigate, how much of that SP is actually useful? (Hint: The answer is 'not much'.)
Orca Platypus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#72 - 2015-11-30 12:35:17 UTC
Danika Princip wrote:
Your goalpsts are moving.

No they aren't.

Danika Princip wrote:
How is my alliance in any way relevant? If I had gone into lowsec a year ago (before I joineed CONDI), would I have killed everyone I came into contact with?

Group enforcement of self-destructive principles. See the medium shield booster carriers laughingstock for example.

Danika Princip wrote:
Hell. I'm on 124mil SP at the moment. If I go wandering around in a frigate, how much of that SP is actually useful? (Hint: The answer is 'not much'.)

You seem to start getting the point of "being caught in the inappropriate ship" part of #3.
Orca Platypus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#73 - 2015-11-30 12:38:34 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
I've actually seen the subreddit simulator on r/eve make more sense than Basil.

"I couldn't put sense into a fool's brain if I tried." (c) Nero Wolfe.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#74 - 2015-11-30 12:47:45 UTC
Orca Platypus wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
I've actually seen the subreddit simulator on r/eve make more sense than Basil.

"I couldn't put sense into a fool's brain if I tried." (c) Nero Wolfe.


Oh, the irony.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Orca Platypus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#75 - 2015-11-30 12:50:15 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Orca Platypus wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
I've actually seen the subreddit simulator on r/eve make more sense than Basil.

"I couldn't put sense into a fool's brain if I tried." (c) Nero Wolfe.


Oh, the irony.

If only you were equipped to appreciate it, but mother nature took a rest on your fateful day.
Danika Princip
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#76 - 2015-11-30 12:54:57 UTC
How is a frigate an inappropriate ship for wandering around faction warfare space? Shocked


And you do know those MSB carriers are designed for one purpose, ratting while being immune to solo/microgang roamers, which they do very well, right?


And you didn't answer my question. If I went lowsec roaming before I joined goonwaffe, would I have killed everyone I came into contact with, whilst dying if I tried it now based on nothing but my corp ticker?
Azrael Hyabusa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#77 - 2015-11-30 13:05:18 UTC
Orca Platypus wrote:
afkalt wrote:
Iain Cariaba wrote:
Orca Platypus wrote:
...endless blathering whine...

If you're so adamant that SP is the end all, be all to determine who wins in PvP, then answer me this:

Why does my 69,236,135 skill points not guarantee my victory against people who have been playing for less than a year? I'm obviously over that ludicrous 50mil sp barrier you imagine you need for PvP, so why do I lose when I roam solo?

Using your logic, I should win every single fight I get into with the people who run the small FW sites I hunt in, yet I do not.



It's like talking to the wall mate, SP > all.

Apparently.

I mean, I've literally never seen such crap in my life and it's even more blindingly obvious that even posters who butt heads and fight constantly are all in alignment here that it's a non-problem. That's a sign right there.


Surprise, surprise: Bittervets who want to farm newbies are in alignment.
It is a sign indeed, of bittervetting over the fact that every leet peeveepeer sees you're above the SP wall and avoids you, because he doesn't want to lose on account of lack of SP.



I don't know about anyone else but I don't want to farm newbros. I want people in my fleets running tackle, running ewar, running T1 logi. Getting excited at making a difference. Enjoying the thrill of landing the scram on the fleeing machariel/cynabal/ONI desperately trying to climb to freedom. The excitement in their voices is genuinely priceless and irreplaceable. As you grow longer in the tooth, that fades and it's a shame.

No-one here is bitter, except maybe you and all because of some psychological "wall" you let cripple you.

I bet you can fly a T1/pirate frigate at 100% perfect skills for change out of 10 million SPs. At that point, the difference between you and a 200m SP player is exactly 0.00000%.

People want fun, however the more people spout garbage (need absurd SP to even play, lowsec is insta death etc etc etc) the harder that gets to come by because it's repeated over and over. Rookie help is the freakin' worst.

People put far too much stock in not losing some T1 frigate over having fun and learning. I've said before on these boards and I'll say it again, the BEST fights I've ever been in were ones where we KNEW we would die, we just wanted to go down swinging and take people with us. Utterly glorious.

People seem to take "don't fly what you cant replace" and mentally convert that to "don't fly if you might lose the ship, no matter how cheap". It is a real shame.
afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#78 - 2015-11-30 13:12:51 UTC
Danika Princip wrote:
How is a frigate an inappropriate ship for wandering around faction warfare space? Shocked


And you do know those MSB carriers are designed for one purpose, ratting while being immune to solo/microgang roamers, which they do very well, right?


And you didn't answer my question. If I went lowsec roaming before I joined goonwaffe, would I have killed everyone I came into contact with, whilst dying if I tried it now based on nothing but my corp ticker?



Because it is obviously impossible Roll

I mean this guy had been PVPing for 2 years more than the other guy and lost. Clearly his T1 cruiser was "inappropriate" to fight the other guys T1 cruiser. Or something.

Yes, it's a singularly impossible event and I sincerely hope the loser here petitioned CCP for the obvious and clear hacks employed by the opponent to circumnavigate the enforced "SP wall".

Whilst we're at it, let's talk about the alliance tournament and why it is that the oldest players regularly lose there. Clearly there is something wrong here.

Honestly it's quite pathetic and viewpoints like this just turn people off from even trying new things.
Orca Platypus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#79 - 2015-11-30 13:19:30 UTC
Azrael Hyabusa wrote:
I don't know about anyone else but I don't want to farm newbros. I want people in my fleets running tackle, running ewar, running T1 logi. Getting excited at making a difference. Enjoying the thrill of landing the scram on the fleeing machariel/cynabal/ONI desperately trying to climb to freedom. The excitement in their voices is genuinely priceless and irreplaceable. As you grow longer in the tooth, that fades and it's a shame.

The eve pvp is fundamentally unexciting. Some assets get on grid. Some numbers are tossed. Some assets disappear. Yawn.
It is literally only done for tears. Tears is what excite you and likes of you, you only have trouble admitting it, trying to rationalize it as something else.

Azrael Hyabusa wrote:
No-one here is bitter, except maybe you and all because of some psychological "wall" you let cripple you.

Yeah, sure, all this newbie farmer wannabe fest is just here for social gathering, uhm, no?

Azrael Hyabusa wrote:
I bet you can fly a T1/pirate frigate at 100% perfect skills for change out of 10 million SPs. At that point, the difference between you and a 200m SP player is exactly 0.00000%.

He's in svipul. You died.

Azrael Hyabusa wrote:
People want fun, however the more people spout garbage (need absurd SP to even play, lowsec is insta death etc etc etc) the harder that gets to come by because it's repeated over and over. Rookie help is the freakin' worst.

Unless they can have fun being free kills for bittervets, it has to wait until 50 million SP.

Azrael Hyabusa wrote:
People put far too much stock in not losing some T1 frigate over having fun and learning. I've said before on these boards and I'll say it again, the BEST fights I've ever been in were ones where we KNEW we would die, we just wanted to go down swinging and take people with us. Utterly glorious.

People seem to take "don't fly what you cant replace" and mentally convert that to "don't fly if you might lose the ship, no matter how cheap". It is a real shame.

Being free kill is not fun. It is indeed learning to know your place behind the SP wall, that is undeniable.
There is a thing called Norepinephrine addiction. It's a hormone which makes you feel good when overcoming the odds against you. It has a widespread usage in gaming to tickle norepinephrine addicts into believing the odds were against them to let them have their kicks, while the odds was never against them.
If you expected to lose and won, you failed the appraisal of the enemy and it's utterly ********, unless you're a norepinephrine addict and that failure was exactly what your pleasure-seeking behavior led you to. Brainhex study revealed that no more than half of gamers are norepinephrine addicts, so maybe it helps to know that at least half of us do not share your definition of fun/pleasure.
Azrael Hyabusa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#80 - 2015-11-30 13:35:08 UTC
Orca Platypus wrote:
Azrael Hyabusa wrote:
I don't know about anyone else but I don't want to farm newbros. I want people in my fleets running tackle, running ewar, running T1 logi. Getting excited at making a difference. Enjoying the thrill of landing the scram on the fleeing machariel/cynabal/ONI desperately trying to climb to freedom. The excitement in their voices is genuinely priceless and irreplaceable. As you grow longer in the tooth, that fades and it's a shame.

The eve pvp is fundamentally unexciting. Some assets get on grid. Some numbers are tossed. Some assets disappear. Yawn.
It is literally only done for tears. Tears is what excite you and likes of you, you only have trouble admitting it, trying to rationalize it as something else.


I stopped reading here because everything which follows cannot be valid given that unbelievable statement.

No bloody wonder the devs don't stick a big toe in here when it's filled with shite like this.