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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Muffins
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#281 - 2015-07-15 13:53:45 UTC
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Muffins wrote:

Especially you.

I assumed as much, given that you replied directly to me.


Sarcasm detection has failed, I see.

I didn't mean you, specifically. Just in general ^_^
Lucaz Verona
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#282 - 2015-07-15 13:53:45 UTC
Stvndog wrote:
for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!


It's all CCP Fozzie's fault.

There now take that shot.
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#283 - 2015-07-15 13:53:51 UTC
Liam Oliphants wrote:
Lt Motion wrote:
ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?


Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it.

Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP

Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever.


Lemon Verbena wrote:
DRINK!



<3
Shadowlightt
Doomheim
#284 - 2015-07-15 13:53:54 UTC
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:
iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation

i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :)


You should get a beer too :P




LMFAO maybe some TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Hoshi Nakumoto
New Eden Hauling and Industrial
#285 - 2015-07-15 13:54:00 UTC
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Shadowlightt wrote:
I need a beer.



Way ahead of you :)


Wild Turkey time Big smile
Alicia Star-Runner
Perkone
Caldari State
#286 - 2015-07-15 13:54:09 UTC
Zola Budd wrote:
Lucaz Verona wrote:
Zola Budd wrote:
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:
Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.

Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.



its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel!
Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P


Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.



but this is hip hop you nit wit :)


Actually, you nit wit, it is Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody... Jesus ****, learn your music.
Enslaved Mistress
The Destiny Logistics.
#287 - 2015-07-15 13:54:29 UTC
Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.

Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asks, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes."

"What? He had two a**holes?!" exclaims the mortician.

"Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a**holes.'"
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
#288 - 2015-07-15 13:54:36 UTC
Jerusaleman wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
LETUSDIG wrote:
is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?

i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)



Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!!

Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)



Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..


Asking for compensation for a bit of downtime Eve is: LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Enough said!!
MortarJim
Google Pixel 9
#289 - 2015-07-15 13:54:39 UTC
Stvndog wrote:
for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

i blame CCPFozzie
Celdie
NFT market
#290 - 2015-07-15 13:54:46 UTC
Richard TheLordOfDance wrote:
It's like the good old days all over again! Big smile


+1 :) I played a lot in 2004, and this kind of downtime was just business-as-usual :)
Aptiva Rin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#291 - 2015-07-15 13:54:50 UTC
Stu Pendisdick wrote:



Dang beat me to it. Was about to do some editing to that XD
JFKen Imperia
Beyond Frontier
Pandemic Horde
#292 - 2015-07-15 13:54:59 UTC
Sonia Vess wrote:

Бог бы высушил моря, чтобы ты была со мной

ahah, that's what she said
TheTennant
Third Attention
#293 - 2015-07-15 13:55:01 UTC
Time to take 40 winks.
Scam Newton
Omega Blue Balls of New Eden
#294 - 2015-07-15 13:55:01 UTC
look at the silver lining here. at least that twenty day skill you had in training will be finished when you log in next.
Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#295 - 2015-07-15 13:55:03 UTC
I'm not going to catch up. Two more pages were added while I was reading the last one. So, I'll post without reading the thread first. Rude of me, I know.

For compensation,..
I'm thinking the Christmas 2014 bundle.
Maybe in the Christmas 2015 bundle, "one metric unit of whine"?

Well, I hope the servers are back up soon.
Vincent Athena
Photosynth
#296 - 2015-07-15 13:55:03 UTC
Someone must have opened The Door.

Know a Frozen fan? Check this out

Frozen fanfiction

Miss Cruentatus
C5 Flight
Fraternity.
#297 - 2015-07-15 13:55:18 UTC
all these people crying about it. jesus guys,

WAA WAAAAAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

whats that i hear? a WAMBULANCE

step outside away from your pc's theres another world out there. out of all these years this games been running i can count how many times CCP has had issues and compared to other games out there CCP are a god damn better than a lot of dev's.

@ all CCP's keep up the good work, you have done awsome so far no turning back now. oh yeah blame this on FOZZIE.

nothing he says is belivable. "just saying" :P
Just Another
Cosmos Industrial
Cosmos Origins
#298 - 2015-07-15 13:55:28 UTC
Have you tried calling Tech support ?
Aneu Angellus
Resilience.
The Initiative.
#299 - 2015-07-15 13:55:40 UTC
CCP Fozzie! Wai you break things?
admiral kerk
StarFleet Federation of Players
#300 - 2015-07-15 13:56:01 UTC
I always knew it would happen.... "If it ain't broke,Don't fix it!"