Crime & Punishment

I think you will find that Rifters are our most precious ships.

My titan pilot is shivering in her boots.

No, wait. She's just laughing so hard she can't stand. My bad.

I wonder when a Goon rep is going to pop in offering money for people to awox Goblin instead.

You know what really gets me about this guy? How everything he does is half assed. A prime example of the mental laziness of any randian.

Just look at that poor sod Captain Lemmings in CAOD left all alone having to act all smug after constant failure.

G'day Gevlon, I'm from the Blimp Requisition Services, are you an aerial vehicle by any chance?

I would like to offer my services as a professional blimp technician and parts wholesaler, for the price of only 10bil ISK i will sabotage the competition with low quality blimp parts and ensure that you are the only blimp coasting through the empty skies, for another 30b i will be able to install a brand new airframe and a complete helium restocking to ensure that you are feeling fresh and blimpy for the foreseeable future.

Please PM me with details of your current hanger and planned flight dates to ensure that you are safe from any accidents.



Are you implying that Gevlon would actually undock from station, let alone join a corporation.

Don't you think a PL fleet spamming "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards" to Goons worth some pocket change? Imagine their tears when not only their precious ship is dead, but a damn pubbie shitlord is celebrated. Will they cry harder than the miners when the New Order ganks them and praises James? Will they start threads to ban this form of griefing? How many fields of the miner bingo will be completed?

The thing you guys don't get is 20B is a sum I can spend on some silly stuff just to **** off Goons. Actually I got this money thanks to some guy typing two extra zeros. I don't have to put a serious thought behind it. I could just send it to the alliance who is responsible for the most Goon losses on the top page of the killboard. Considering the amount of tears on this forum, I already got enough value for that money.

You do know that you could fund an entire expedition to outright destroy the goons and wipe CFC off of the doughnut and the only person crying would be their renters, The Mittani would probably blow a gasket back that would be hilarious anyway, the only person making a deal about this is you ya blimp.

No one gives a **** about you crying for attention with your little fight against the big bad goons and your bounty on a titan pilot.

If 20 billion is no issue to you i want you to sit around Jita in a pod with that much in implants in and let me blow you to tiny pieces, then we will see how little 20 billion ISK is.



You have virtually unlimited funds and somehow i guarantee you that with my less than 600 million total ISK ever i have enjoyed EVE more than you have.

Popping into a **** thread (thanks for linking it on an irrelevant blog, Gevlon!) to say:

You're going to have to offer a lot more than 20b to get people to flip sides and awox a titan. That's not even the cost of a properly fit titan, and awoxing one when you were previously not going to do so would mean your complete blacklisting from the entire CFC, all your friends, and so on.

You have to understand the monetary costs of social connections. You're going to need a much larger bounty. Otherwise, you're basically just donating 20b to PL the next time they trap a super moving through lowsec. You may as well just give PL 20b out of the goodness of your heart and rest assured knowing they are going to trap and kill CFC supercaps because that is what PL does.

Edit: Oh, and I don't know if I'd characterize people laughing at your rampant stupidity and willful denseness as "tears." I mean, you could, but it would be inaccurate. Tears are when something like the Dara trap happens, or when PL steamrolls the CFC with drone assist. There has to be something actually at stake in order for tears to be generated, and so far all of your Grr Goons projects have yet to put something at stake on either side.

Want to generate tears? Found an alliance, dump every penny you have into it, and invade GSF home territory using every exploitable tactic you can find.

Unfortunately, that involves being social enough to understand how to run an alliance at sov-level, which you have shown you can't do not only once (TEST), but twice (Lemmings).

I genuinely want you to succeed in damaging goons, because to an outside observer like myself the tumult that accompanies true warfare is fascinating and fun to observe. All you are doing is whacking the goons in the legs with a small stick. They laugh at you, put you back in your high chair, and pat you on your little head before going off to get in a street brawl with PL.

See, this post really shows what all the nay-saying is about. It's not about this being a bad idea, it's about jacking the payout up.

is this retroactive because i think the vfk beacon could be owed a trillion