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The Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Merc Alliance

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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#741 - 2017-06-01 16:50:48 UTC
Lord Razpataz wrote:
Kaely Tanniss wrote:

You're right..I did not want to shoot Raz..hence why I kept pulling dps. I did, however, do what I had to do for my corp..just like you or anyone else would have done. Did it make me feel bad? Yes....up until it became such an issue for you guys. You would shot me in a heartbeat..why would you expect me to react any different?


Think your missing the point...

It was a inhouse logi. Not a neutral as you claimed.

And.. it was not that you shot my alt that was the issue, as you said I would shoot you too. It was your attempts in local to smooth over relations while hammering void into my alt.



As long as she was laughing about it the whole time - I'm not seeing a problem with it. OMG, she shot my logi.... wtf? As long as it isn't an every day event - go buy another one and move on. It's hypocritical to get your giggles wonking a kronos that stupidly put itself in a bad position on one hand and then getting your panties all bunched up over a guardian that you've somehow stapled to a scrap of e-honour on the other.

This whole e-honor slap fight between a bunch of mercs that is primarily based on blues, bluers and bluerers is pretty much nauseating to the very core of my soul.

I'll clear it up for you. Most of what mercs do in damage these days has little to do with actual contracts. Once every other blue moon 1 or 2 of you groups scape each others paint and it's all 'to the forums lads' to hash, mash and rehash.... pretty much petty drivel. You can point at mechanics and all the other things that got you here, but taking a step back, the only real problem is that you call yourselves mercenaries. You're just not. Any group carrying 50+ war decs. aren't mercs. They are HS player farmers.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not judging you poorly. If you guys are having fun doing what you are doing, then sweet - have at it. The part that annoys everyone not in the 'merc circle jerkle' is that you guys can't be honest w/ yourselves and just admit what you are. Don't stop doing it, don't be ashamed of it, hell double down and do it twice as hard - Just be honest about it. You guys carrying all those decs in the name of content are HS player farmers.

A bit of nostalgia for some of you folks. Vimsy. Yeah Vimsy. She used neutral logi, camped, bumped, baited and smacked in local. Did everyone like and respect her? Hells yeah. Why? She was honest. Her position was 'whatever it takes to win / have fun. I'll do it. Eve's not moral and neither am I when I play it." Not an exact quote, but anyone that dealt with Vimsy can see the truth in it.

Marmites - farming the crap out of HS better than anyone for years. Most of your decs are not merc contracts. You're not mercs. Sure you can say you dabble in merc stuff, but by volume - not mercs. (you're not fooling anyone with a smidgen of brains when you claim you are mercs - really)

VMG - Stop worrying so much. If it feels good shooting something - shoot it. If it doesn't feel right shooting something - then don't. As a group you folks spend a lot of energy trying to justify things you don't have to. Take a week off to scrub away all that icky sticky blue stuff and go have some fun.


Kaely Tanniss
Black Hydra Consortium.
#742 - 2017-06-01 18:13:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaely Tanniss
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Wait. What's wrong with mission baiting?
Given with how badly active hunting was goat-raped by CCP over the last 14 months this has literally been my fallback activity to keep me from dying from boredom.
I am not, nor will I criticize the how things are done, but I fly at times when my alliance mates are either sleeping, working, or having vigorous sex with their favorite people.
This means solo stuff.
This means keeping yourself entertained, somehow.
Don't get me wrong, I LOVED flying twenty even thirty jumps just to catch a target in their backyard and deliver a surprise party to them personally with folks like Ralph and Mortlake. Hell, we brought less force than we'd prefer just to ensure we wouldn't miss our appointment with very important customers.
Fast and lean for speedy delivery.
But, to keep null happy, or at least moderately less cranky, CCP firmly ground their very stylish high heels deep into our nethers.
This meant that ne'er do wells such as myself had to find their own fun.
You can't expect fun to be handed to you at all times, especially if you play on the odd hours.
Mission baiting passes the time and helps keep the sharp bits sharp....
plus you can score a decent ransom now and then.
o.0


I never said there was anything wrong with mission baiting, neutral logi, camping..or any of those things for that matter. I play to win..so do some others. I simply said it was a double standard to call people out on the things that the accuser does as well. Granted, some of those things can rustle some jimmies in some people..but this is a game after all. I enjoy what I do and don't need to justify it to anyone..nor do you or anyone else. The issue lies with the finger pointing from those whose hands aren't exactly "clean" either. Play the game..don't pass judgement. If you wanna pop missioners, camp the hell out of a corp, logi yourself to immortality..do it. It's your game, your dollar, and your choice. I'm am not for one minute attempting to take a moral highground on my choices of how to play..nor should anyone else. I play how I like. Blink

I'm not judging the play styles of others..though it does seem they feel they have the right to judge mine or the play styles of others. THAT is what needs to stop. THAT is what my beef is. The rest..well it's all part of this glorious spaceship game that we all obviously spend too much time worrying about. Pirate

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Lew Dicrous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#743 - 2017-06-01 18:28:38 UTC
Can someone plz tell me wtf Saturday is and why I'm supposed to be doing something?

It burns when I PVP

Fybs
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#744 - 2017-06-01 18:48:34 UTC
Lew Dicrous wrote:
Can someone plz tell me wtf Saturday is and why I'm supposed to be doing something?


Erm it's my birthday.

The 3 reasons are...

1) We are having a BBQ.

2) Mortlake is the DJ.

3) Midget strippers.

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Toxic Yaken
G0P-ST0P
P I R A T
#745 - 2017-06-01 18:55:06 UTC
Fybs wrote:
Lew Dicrous wrote:
Can someone plz tell me wtf Saturday is and why I'm supposed to be doing something?


Erm it's my birthday.

The 3 reasons are...

1) We are having a BBQ.

2) Mortlake is the DJ.

3) Midget strippers.


Can I bring fireworks?

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Kaely Tanniss
Black Hydra Consortium.
#746 - 2017-06-01 18:58:33 UTC
Fybs wrote:
Lew Dicrous wrote:
Can someone plz tell me wtf Saturday is and why I'm supposed to be doing something?


Erm it's my birthday.

The 3 reasons are...

1) We are having a BBQ.

2) Mortlake is the DJ.

3) Midget strippers.


You had me at midget strippers...

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Mortlake
Insufferable Miscreants
#747 - 2017-06-01 19:17:21 UTC
Happy Birthday man.

Barry Manilow LP primed and ready.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#748 - 2017-06-01 19:29:07 UTC
Happy Birthday Fybs you old git!
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#749 - 2017-06-01 20:16:34 UTC
Lew Dicrous wrote:
You'd have begged to bear my children had you tasted it.

DAM. I need this recepie in my life.

PS if it's that good I'll bear your children

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#750 - 2017-06-01 20:26:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Lew Dicrous wrote:
You'd have begged to bear my children had you tasted it.

DAM. I need this recepie in my life.

PS if it's that good I'll bear your children

You haven't got a womb!
Where's the foetus going to gestate?!
You going to keep it in a box?!

I've got an idea though. I'll agree that you can't actually have babies, not having a womb,
which is nobody's fault,
not even the Vendettas',
but that you can have the right to have babies.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#751 - 2017-06-01 20:31:57 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Lew Dicrous wrote:
You'd have begged to bear my children had you tasted it.

DAM. I need this recepie in my life.

PS if it's that good I'll bear your children

You haven't got a womb!
Where's the foetus going to gestate?!
You going to keep it in a box?!

I've got an idea though. I'll agree that you can't actually have babies, not having a womb,
which is nobody's fault,
not even the Vendettas',
but that you can have the right to have babies.

I'll take it any any other monty python referance that applies. Either way he can have his way with me if it's a damed good cheesecake (I'm a sucker for cheese cake)

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Kaely Tanniss
Black Hydra Consortium.
#752 - 2017-06-01 20:42:54 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Lew Dicrous wrote:
You'd have begged to bear my children had you tasted it.

DAM. I need this recepie in my life.

PS if it's that good I'll bear your children

You haven't got a womb!
Where's the foetus going to gestate?!
You going to keep it in a box?!

I've got an idea though. I'll agree that you can't actually have babies, not having a womb,
which is nobody's fault,
not even the Vendettas',
but that you can have the right to have babies.

I'll take it any any other monty python referance that applies. Either way he can have his way with me if it's a damed good cheesecake (I'm a sucker for cheese cake)


Too bad I have the recipe and you don't..naa naa Blink

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#753 - 2017-06-01 20:48:34 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Lew Dicrous wrote:
You'd have begged to bear my children had you tasted it.

DAM. I need this recepie in my life.

PS if it's that good I'll bear your children

You haven't got a womb!
Where's the foetus going to gestate?!
You going to keep it in a box?!

I've got an idea though. I'll agree that you can't actually have babies, not having a womb,
which is nobody's fault,
not even the Vendettas',
but that you can have the right to have babies.

Ill let norg borrow my neighbor's cat for the baby making.
Just need a box and a some booze.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#754 - 2017-06-01 20:50:40 UTC
Fybs wrote:
Lew Dicrous wrote:
Can someone plz tell me wtf Saturday is and why I'm supposed to be doing something?


Erm it's my birthday.

The 3 reasons are...

1) We are having a BBQ.

2) Mortlake is the DJ.

3) Midget strippers.


Just midget strippers? Will tora be in attendance with stripping fedos?

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Lew Dicrous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#755 - 2017-06-01 21:31:34 UTC
You need:
4 packs of Philadelphia cream cheese.
6 eggs.
1 cup of sour cream.
1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
3/4th a stick of butter (salted is better than unsalted)
1 Cadbury's Milk chocolate bar.
1 Package of Lorna Doone Shortbread cookies.
A springform pan.

Break the chocolate bar into pieces and put them in a microwave-safe bowl. Set this aside for now. Crush the lorna doone's in a large plastic bag until they're all crumbs and set aside also. Now. take the butter and grease the inside of your springform pan liberally. when it's well-coated, put the butter in a bowl and microwave it for 20-25 seconds until melted.

Now mix the butter and cookie crumbs until all of them are the texture of wet sand. pour this mixture into the pan and pat down firmly, making about a 1/2 inch tall lip up against the edges of the pan. There's your crust! Set it aside and preheat your oven to 350 degrees F.

Now, place the cream cheese ( softened to room temperature) and place it in your mixer. Mix on low and add the eggs slowly. Than add the vanilla extract and the sour cream and mix until smooth. Now you want to stick those chocolate bits in the microwave for 20 seconds and stir the melted chocolate until it's smooth as well.

Now the tricky part. Turn the mixer to medium speed and pour the melted chocolate into the batter in a thin, continuous stream so it incorporates slowly into the batter, you want to mix it on medium speed to incorporate some air into the mixture, but you don't want to do it so fast that it whips it. Else you get a flat cheesecake. When all this mixing is done, scrape the patter into your pan and let it settle until the top is flat and no bubbles can be seen.

Now you want to bake it for 45 minutes to 1 hour at 350. Avoid loud bangs or shaking as the cake will fall in the oven. Now, your goal is a nice, perfectly flat top, but if the cake settles a bit in the middle-that's fine. It's a fairly dense batter, so altitude, humidity, etc. can all effect it. After it's baked enough to show some slight browning around the edges of the surface, carefully remove it from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes to cool. After 20 minutes, place the cheesecake in the refrigerator for 2-3 hours so it can set.

Once it's set, remove from the fridge, garnish or top it however you'd like, then slice and serve! Voila!

Nana-nana-boo-boo.

It burns when I PVP

rex largo
Angry Dragons
Northern Coalition.
#756 - 2017-06-01 22:39:30 UTC
Lew Dicrous wrote:
You need:
4 packs of Philadelphia cream cheese.
6 eggs.
1 cup of sour cream.
1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
3/4th a stick of butter (salted is better than unsalted)
1 Cadbury's Milk chocolate bar.
1 Package of Lorna Doone Shortbread cookies.
A springform pan.

Break the chocolate bar into pieces and put them in a microwave-safe bowl. Set this aside for now. Crush the lorna doone's in a large plastic bag until they're all crumbs and set aside also. Now. take the butter and grease the inside of your springform pan liberally. when it's well-coated, put the butter in a bowl and microwave it for 20-25 seconds until melted.

Now mix the butter and cookie crumbs until all of them are the texture of wet sand. pour this mixture into the pan and pat down firmly, making about a 1/2 inch tall lip up against the edges of the pan. There's your crust! Set it aside and preheat your oven to 350 degrees F.

Now, place the cream cheese ( softened to room temperature) and place it in your mixer. Mix on low and add the eggs slowly. Than add the vanilla extract and the sour cream and mix until smooth. Now you want to stick those chocolate bits in the microwave for 20 seconds and stir the melted chocolate until it's smooth as well.

Now the tricky part. Turn the mixer to medium speed and pour the melted chocolate into the batter in a thin, continuous stream so it incorporates slowly into the batter, you want to mix it on medium speed to incorporate some air into the mixture, but you don't want to do it so fast that it whips it. Else you get a flat cheesecake. When all this mixing is done, scrape the patter into your pan and let it settle until the top is flat and no bubbles can be seen.

Now you want to bake it for 45 minutes to 1 hour at 350. Avoid loud bangs or shaking as the cake will fall in the oven. Now, your goal is a nice, perfectly flat top, but if the cake settles a bit in the middle-that's fine. It's a fairly dense batter, so altitude, humidity, etc. can all effect it. After it's baked enough to show some slight browning around the edges of the surface, carefully remove it from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes to cool. After 20 minutes, place the cheesecake in the refrigerator for 2-3 hours so it can set.

Once it's set, remove from the fridge, garnish or top it however you'd like, then slice and serve! Voila!

Nana-nana-boo-boo.


More valuable than the death star plans....

http://makeagif.com/i/WFlW6I
Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#757 - 2017-06-01 23:20:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Vipsan Agrippa
Mortlake wrote:
Happy Birthday man.

Barry Manilow LP primed and ready.



If its Barry Manilow, 1st pick Copacabana,
His name was Rico
He wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there
And when she finished, he called her over
But Rico went a bit too far
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?


......typical weeknight at C&P eh?!Pirate
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They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
CODE.
#758 - 2017-06-01 23:20:54 UTC
Did somebody say midget strippers?

Bear

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

White Blood Cell1
Doomheim
#759 - 2017-06-01 23:24:26 UTC
Fybs wrote:
Lew Dicrous wrote:
Can someone plz tell me wtf Saturday is and why I'm supposed to be doing something?


Erm it's my birthday.

The 3 reasons are...

1) We are having a BBQ.

2) Mortlake is the DJ.

3) Midget strippers.




Can I bring My Huge Premo Peniss?!!
Kaely Tanniss
Black Hydra Consortium.
#760 - 2017-06-01 23:53:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaely Tanniss
Lew Dicrous wrote:
You need:
4 packs of Philadelphia cream cheese.
6 eggs.
1 cup of sour cream.
1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
3/4th a stick of butter (salted is better than unsalted)
1 Cadbury's Milk chocolate bar.
1 Package of Lorna Doone Shortbread cookies.
A springform pan.

Break the chocolate bar into pieces and put them in a microwave-safe bowl. Set this aside for now. Crush the lorna doone's in a large plastic bag until they're all crumbs and set aside also. Now. take the butter and grease the inside of your springform pan liberally. when it's well-coated, put the butter in a bowl and microwave it for 20-25 seconds until melted.

Now mix the butter and cookie crumbs until all of them are the texture of wet sand. pour this mixture into the pan and pat down firmly, making about a 1/2 inch tall lip up against the edges of the pan. There's your crust! Set it aside and preheat your oven to 350 degrees F.

Now, place the cream cheese ( softened to room temperature) and place it in your mixer. Mix on low and add the eggs slowly. Than add the vanilla extract and the sour cream and mix until smooth. Now you want to stick those chocolate bits in the microwave for 20 seconds and stir the melted chocolate until it's smooth as well.

Now the tricky part. Turn the mixer to medium speed and pour the melted chocolate into the batter in a thin, continuous stream so it incorporates slowly into the batter, you want to mix it on medium speed to incorporate some air into the mixture, but you don't want to do it so fast that it whips it. Else you get a flat cheesecake. When all this mixing is done, scrape the patter into your pan and let it settle until the top is flat and no bubbles can be seen.

Now you want to bake it for 45 minutes to 1 hour at 350. Avoid loud bangs or shaking as the cake will fall in the oven. Now, your goal is a nice, perfectly flat top, but if the cake settles a bit in the middle-that's fine. It's a fairly dense batter, so altitude, humidity, etc. can all effect it. After it's baked enough to show some slight browning around the edges of the surface, carefully remove it from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes to cool. After 20 minutes, place the cheesecake in the refrigerator for 2-3 hours so it can set.

Once it's set, remove from the fridge, garnish or top it however you'd like, then slice and serve! Voila!

Nana-nana-boo-boo.


Awwwww...you a$$ Blink

Now look what you've done...you're gonna have a lot of kids now..

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..