Crime & Punishment

As long as she was laughing about it the whole time - I'm not seeing a problem with it. OMG, she shot my logi.... wtf? As long as it isn't an every day event - go buy another one and move on. It's hypocritical to get your giggles wonking a kronos that stupidly put itself in a bad position on one hand and then getting your panties all bunched up over a guardian that you've somehow stapled to a scrap of e-honour on the other.

This whole e-honor slap fight between a bunch of mercs that is primarily based on blues, bluers and bluerers is pretty much nauseating to the very core of my soul.

I'll clear it up for you. Most of what mercs do in damage these days has little to do with actual contracts. Once every other blue moon 1 or 2 of you groups scape each others paint and it's all 'to the forums lads' to hash, mash and rehash.... pretty much petty drivel. You can point at mechanics and all the other things that got you here, but taking a step back, the only real problem is that you call yourselves mercenaries. You're just not. Any group carrying 50+ war decs. aren't mercs. They are HS player farmers.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not judging you poorly. If you guys are having fun doing what you are doing, then sweet - have at it. The part that annoys everyone not in the 'merc circle jerkle' is that you guys can't be honest w/ yourselves and just admit what you are. Don't stop doing it, don't be ashamed of it, hell double down and do it twice as hard - Just be honest about it. You guys carrying all those decs in the name of content are HS player farmers.

A bit of nostalgia for some of you folks. Vimsy. Yeah Vimsy. She used neutral logi, camped, bumped, baited and smacked in local. Did everyone like and respect her? Hells yeah. Why? She was honest. Her position was 'whatever it takes to win / have fun. I'll do it. Eve's not moral and neither am I when I play it." Not an exact quote, but anyone that dealt with Vimsy can see the truth in it.

Marmites - farming the crap out of HS better than anyone for years. Most of your decs are not merc contracts. You're not mercs. Sure you can say you dabble in merc stuff, but by volume - not mercs. (you're not fooling anyone with a smidgen of brains when you claim you are mercs - really)

VMG - Stop worrying so much. If it feels good shooting something - shoot it. If it doesn't feel right shooting something - then don't. As a group you folks spend a lot of energy trying to justify things you don't have to. Take a week off to scrub away all that icky sticky blue stuff and go have some fun.

Can someone plz tell me wtf Saturday is and why I'm supposed to be doing something?

Can I bring fireworks?

Happy Birthday man.

Barry Manilow LP primed and ready.

DAM. I need this recepie in my life.

PS if it's that good I'll bear your children

I'll take it any any other monty python referance that applies. Either way he can have his way with me if it's a damed good cheesecake (I'm a sucker for cheese cake)

Ill let norg borrow my neighbor's cat for the baby making.
Just need a box and a some booze.

You need:
4 packs of Philadelphia cream cheese.
6 eggs.
1 cup of sour cream.
1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
3/4th a stick of butter (salted is better than unsalted)
1 Cadbury's Milk chocolate bar.
1 Package of Lorna Doone Shortbread cookies.
A springform pan.

Break the chocolate bar into pieces and put them in a microwave-safe bowl. Set this aside for now. Crush the lorna doone's in a large plastic bag until they're all crumbs and set aside also. Now. take the butter and grease the inside of your springform pan liberally. when it's well-coated, put the butter in a bowl and microwave it for 20-25 seconds until melted.

Now mix the butter and cookie crumbs until all of them are the texture of wet sand. pour this mixture into the pan and pat down firmly, making about a 1/2 inch tall lip up against the edges of the pan. There's your crust! Set it aside and preheat your oven to 350 degrees F.

Now, place the cream cheese ( softened to room temperature) and place it in your mixer. Mix on low and add the eggs slowly. Than add the vanilla extract and the sour cream and mix until smooth. Now you want to stick those chocolate bits in the microwave for 20 seconds and stir the melted chocolate until it's smooth as well.

Now the tricky part. Turn the mixer to medium speed and pour the melted chocolate into the batter in a thin, continuous stream so it incorporates slowly into the batter, you want to mix it on medium speed to incorporate some air into the mixture, but you don't want to do it so fast that it whips it. Else you get a flat cheesecake. When all this mixing is done, scrape the patter into your pan and let it settle until the top is flat and no bubbles can be seen.

Now you want to bake it for 45 minutes to 1 hour at 350. Avoid loud bangs or shaking as the cake will fall in the oven. Now, your goal is a nice, perfectly flat top, but if the cake settles a bit in the middle-that's fine. It's a fairly dense batter, so altitude, humidity, etc. can all effect it. After it's baked enough to show some slight browning around the edges of the surface, carefully remove it from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes to cool. After 20 minutes, place the cheesecake in the refrigerator for 2-3 hours so it can set.

Once it's set, remove from the fridge, garnish or top it however you'd like, then slice and serve! Voila!

Nana-nana-boo-boo.

If its Barry Manilow, 1st pick Copacabana,
His name was Rico
He wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there
And when she finished, he called her over
But Rico went a bit too far
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?


......typical weeknight at C&P eh?!

Can I bring My Huge Premo Peniss?!!