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The Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Merc Alliance

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Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#441 - 2015-12-22 20:32:04 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Damnit Ralph I need those devil thongs by Christmas, where are they??!!


Behind the jar of souls, under the wigs, next to the ball gags...

Thank me later :D
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#442 - 2015-12-22 20:41:42 UTC
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Damnit Ralph I need those devil thongs by Christmas, where are they??!!


Behind the jar of souls, under the wigs, next to the ball gags...

Check there, box is marked but empty, I'm gonna have to pull from Ralph's personal verginity collection

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#443 - 2015-12-22 20:44:40 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Damnit Ralph I need those devil thongs by Christmas, where are they??!!


Behind the jar of souls, under the wigs, next to the ball gags...

Check there, box is marked but empty, I'm gonna have to pull from Ralph's personal verginity collection

Sorry dude, fresh out of that.




I do have this Klondike bar though ...

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#444 - 2015-12-23 01:13:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Mortlake
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:

I do have this Klondike bar though ...


The hairy one? The one I use to de-fluff the communal gusset? You can't give that away, Ralph. It's so old and has so much organic matter embedded in it that it's practically sentient. Try putting it on a table in a really quiet room and mentioning in a casual manner that you're feeling peckish. If you listen very carefully, you can hear it crying.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#445 - 2015-12-23 01:27:34 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Damnit Ralph I need those devil thongs by Christmas, where are they??!!


Behind the jar of souls, under the wigs, next to the ball gags...

Check there, box is marked but empty, I'm gonna have to pull from Ralph's personal verginity collection

Sorry dude, fresh out of that.




I do have this Klondike bar though ...

I gave you that bar for Christmas, and its a symbol of friendship you block head!!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#446 - 2015-12-23 03:01:18 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Damnit Ralph I need those devil thongs by Christmas, where are they??!!


Behind the jar of souls, under the wigs, next to the ball gags...

Check there, box is marked but empty, I'm gonna have to pull from Ralph's personal verginity collection

Sorry dude, fresh out of that.




I do have this Klondike bar though ...

I gave you that bar for Christmas, and its a symbol of friendship you block head!!!

Shocked*sniff*Cry

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#447 - 2015-12-23 16:51:21 UTC
Long live the devils, they've never had to go to 2.0 since the original is the best!!!

Hire devils today for brutal services of evil that Charles Manson would even say "nah uh that just ain't right"

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#448 - 2015-12-24 04:05:45 UTC
I looked into possibly joining DWA but I don't have scout alts. :(
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#449 - 2015-12-24 09:50:55 UTC
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
I looked into possibly joining DWA but I don't have scout alts. :(


:(

I looked into possibly getting breast implants but I don't have a sugar daddy.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#450 - 2015-12-24 10:05:55 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
I looked into possibly joining DWA but I don't have scout alts. :(


:(

I looked into possibly getting breast implants but I don't have a sugar daddy.

I saw the swimsuit comp. You don't need themBlink

CoolCool

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#451 - 2015-12-24 10:55:58 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
I looked into possibly joining DWA but I don't have scout alts. :(


:(

I looked into possibly getting breast implants but I don't have a sugar daddy.

Ask Sue Abbot where she got her's, they look cheap.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#452 - 2016-01-04 10:49:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Omar Alharazaad
Okay, now slowly take off those panties...

HOLY **** IS THIS THING ON?!

Awkward....
In completely unrelated news, does anyone know where I can get clown pants mended properly?
My current seamstress botched the job badly last time.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#453 - 2016-01-04 14:21:26 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
...does anyone know where I can get clown pants mended properly?


I can haz balloon?

Would you like to know more?
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#454 - 2016-01-04 15:44:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Mortlake
Darling, pants are so 2015.

EDIT: Apparently this is considered to be NSFW in some cultures. If hirsute thigh is an issue where you live and work, please move along. If you are able to appreciate such beauty without fear of retribution or persecution, please proceed.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#455 - 2016-01-04 15:53:41 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Darling, pants are so 2015.


... that's the last Mortlake link I click on the work computer... either by choice or because they fire me. +1

Thank me later :D
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#456 - 2016-01-04 18:30:39 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Darling, pants are so 2015.

Aaaaargh!... Can... not... be... unseeeeen!!!
Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#457 - 2016-01-08 03:46:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaely Tanniss
o...m...g...why did i click that..whyyyyy. Shocked

Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Mortlake wrote:
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
I looked into possibly joining DWA but I don't have scout alts. :(


:(

I looked into possibly getting breast implants but I don't have a sugar daddy.

I saw the swimsuit comp. You don't need themBlink

CoolCool


This is true...muy sexeh Blink

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#458 - 2016-01-08 08:11:18 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Long live the devils, they've never had to go to 2.0 since the original is the best!!!

Hire devils today for brutal services of evil that Charles Manson would even say "nah uh that just ain't right"
Thank god you're not a brown noser. Just one of many examples Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#459 - 2016-01-08 10:50:49 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Long live the devils, they've never had to go to 2.0 since the original is the best!!!

Hire devils today for brutal services of evil that Charles Manson would even say "nah uh that just ain't right"
Thank god you're not a brown noser. Just one of many examples Blink

Endorsement of friends, thought we covered this...

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#460 - 2016-01-08 11:45:48 UTC
Your friends disagree Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.