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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#1001 - 2013-11-20 21:23:48 UTC
an attacker when,

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#1002 - 2013-11-20 22:22:54 UTC
henceforth approached a

wumbo
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#1003 - 2013-11-21 00:51:34 UTC
small chitinous rodent

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Tear Dancer
Armada vi Vulnezia
#1004 - 2013-11-21 04:03:50 UTC
that looked sickly

Pi$$ed off Exotic Dancer

I blow up Miners for fun and Dance for entertainment.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#1005 - 2013-11-21 09:07:18 UTC
with typhoid fever.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#1006 - 2013-11-21 09:13:17 UTC
If only he
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1007 - 2013-11-21 14:43:49 UTC
had taken his
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#1008 - 2013-11-21 17:10:36 UTC
degenerative brain pills,

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#1009 - 2013-11-21 23:25:29 UTC
but alas they

wumbo
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#1010 - 2013-11-22 13:53:10 UTC
Couldn't be bothered.
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1011 - 2013-11-22 20:26:43 UTC
That's why he
Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1012 - 2013-11-22 20:35:48 UTC
Jove have risen

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#1013 - 2013-11-22 21:55:28 UTC
to fulfill the

wumbo
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1014 - 2013-11-27 14:32:36 UTC
Goonswarm Federation mission
Enduros
UK Corp
Goonswarm Federation
#1015 - 2013-11-27 14:43:12 UTC
to boldly blob
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#1016 - 2013-11-27 14:54:18 UTC
where no drone

wumbo
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1017 - 2013-11-27 20:19:32 UTC
(the bee kind)
Dangirdas Bachir
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1018 - 2013-11-28 08:14:34 UTC
has never dared

EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#1019 - 2013-11-28 18:23:20 UTC
to drink Quafe.

wumbo
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1020 - 2013-11-28 20:53:46 UTC
The thing about