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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#861 - 2013-06-14 05:50:58 UTC
Marmite for teh win!


D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#862 - 2013-06-14 08:27:47 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Marmite for teh win!


D.

Bear


Confirming i am full of VIT B and have yeast problems. ;)
Tora Bushido
From Hisec with Love Holdings
From Hisec with Love Coalition
#863 - 2013-06-17 10:36:49 UTC
Danalee, that picture is wrong, we do Tears Extraction .... Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Wotan Rexus
Pawnstars INC
#864 - 2013-06-17 13:59:45 UTC
Bumping this. You guys seem to need the attention, recruitment-wise.....Shocked

"An expert is a person, that have failed in every aspect, in a narrow field"   -  N. Bohr
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#865 - 2013-06-17 20:11:04 UTC
Wotan Rexus wrote:
Bumping this. You guys seem to need the attention, recruitment-wise.....Shocked


I'm happy with the trillion isk killed last month, less people more targets is not a bad thing.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#866 - 2013-06-18 04:50:13 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Danalee, that picture is wrong, we do Tears Extraction .... Twisted


I stand corrected; Thankfully L33T MSPaint skillz came to the rescue:
Marmite v2

As for Wotan's remark, I wouldn't worry my pretty little head about us too much, might want to check up on certain very hard rocks, the façade is starting to break.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Tora Bushido
From Hisec with Love Holdings
From Hisec with Love Coalition
#867 - 2013-06-20 22:59:54 UTC
BUMP - http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/alliance_detail/1680888152/violent_systems/

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#868 - 2013-06-21 13:06:40 UTC
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/your-tears-are-delicious.jpg

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#869 - 2013-06-21 17:20:21 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/your-tears-are-delicious.jpg


You're still abysmal at this whole posting thing...
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#870 - 2013-06-21 18:36:55 UTC
a short story entitled "Nulli Secunda Tears found to be Saltier than Marmite"

Nulli Secunda proteus war target dies and spergs up local - *note I was soloing him in my enyo, but killmail whores including NPC's ruined the mail >_<

WARNING: not a Titan kill or a timer fought in TiDi, but these tears are worth joining Marmite.

http://zkillboard.com/detail/31379915/

[ 2013.06.21 04:36:07 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Perimeter

[ 2013.06.21 04:39:19 ] Azndood > link plz
[ 2013.06.21 04:39:25 ] VegasMirage > Kill: TheLegion (Proteus)
[ 2013.06.21 04:39:33 ] Azndood > v3gas :)
[ 2013.06.21 04:39:35 ] Azndood > long time
[ 2013.06.21 04:39:39 ] VegasMirage > o/
[ 2013.06.21 04:39:46 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > you plan on sucking his **** now?
[ 2013.06.21 04:40:10 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > nothing good dropped
[ 2013.06.21 04:40:16 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > not a single **** was given
[ 2013.06.21 04:40:17 ] Azndood > just tears :)
[ 2013.06.21 04:40:28 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > I have over 50 bil isk brah
[ 2013.06.21 04:40:31 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > doesn't matter to me
[ 2013.06.21 04:40:34 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > learn 2 wormhole
[ 2013.06.21 04:40:37 ] Azndood > lol
[ 2013.06.21 04:40:41 ] Azndood > fool :)
[ 2013.06.21 04:40:46 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > not a fool
[ 2013.06.21 04:40:50 ] Vorn > maybe afford a better fit
[ 2013.06.21 04:40:54 ] VegasMirage > TheLegion you cry hard makes me wanna sub thru summer
[ 2013.06.21 04:41:03 ] Azndood > LOL
[ 2013.06.21 04:41:03 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > apparently you have no idea what that fit was for
[ 2013.06.21 04:41:07 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > so you're the moron :P
[ 2013.06.21 04:41:16 ] VegasMirage > dat fit was terrible
[ 2013.06.21 04:41:18 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > how am I crying VegasMirage ?
[ 2013.06.21 04:41:18 ] Azndood > no brick
[ 2013.06.21 04:41:26 ] Azndood > yea... fail fit
[ 2013.06.21 04:41:33 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > lul
[ 2013.06.21 04:41:36 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > so dumb
[ 2013.06.21 04:41:51 ] VegasMirage > wait wait... did you just lose 1 bill prot?
[ 2013.06.21 04:42:06 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > I've lost a 600 mil manticore
[ 2013.06.21 04:42:07 ] VegasMirage > Breaking News - [player] loses ship... says he didn't need that ship anyways
[ 2013.06.21 04:42:09 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > don't see me crying
[ 2013.06.21 04:42:17 ] VegasMirage > you crying now
[ 2013.06.21 04:42:22 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > how am I crying?
[ 2013.06.21 04:42:22 ] Azndood > most carebears don't need ships :)
[ 2013.06.21 04:42:26 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > please, tell me
[ 2013.06.21 04:42:36 ] VegasMirage > lol
[ 2013.06.21 04:42:39 ] Azndood > please bring ur 600m manticore next time :)_
[ 2013.06.21 04:42:48 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot> you'd love to think that losing that hurt me
[ 2013.06.21 04:42:59 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > but the truth is, I'll have it replaced in just a few minutes
[ 2013.06.21 04:43:05 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > so, ya, props brah
[ 2013.06.21 04:43:13 ] Azndood > ru gonna fit the stabs on this time? :)
[ 2013.06.21 04:43:18 ] Nulli Proteus Pilot > nope
[ 2013.06.21 04:44:10 ] Azndood > u should :)
[ 2013.06.21 04:44:17 ] VegasMirage > o/


After I left system, I heard the Nulli Proteus Pilot sperged up local for another hour about how his wormhole made him more isk than PL moons.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Chuck Connor
Snack Attack
#871 - 2013-06-21 19:21:09 UTC
Its a moot point, but i like my goggles. Maybe ill brush my teeth.
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#872 - 2013-06-22 06:51:19 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
After I left system, I heard the Nulli Proteus Pilot sperged up local for another hour about how his wormhole made him more isk than PL moons.


I'm not the richest pilot in the game, but- I too want a moon or a wormhole that will **** out 600m 'every few minutes'.

Straight up.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#873 - 2013-06-22 11:21:17 UTC
I make isk off loot...so much less effort.

MYM8 FTW OMG BBQ

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
TheLegion
Black Hole Drifters
Drifters.
#874 - 2013-06-22 17:11:40 UTC
Xolve wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
After I left system, I heard the Nulli Proteus Pilot sperged up local for another hour about how his wormhole made him more isk than PL moons.


I'm not the richest pilot in the game, but- I too want a moon or a wormhole that will **** out 600m 'every few minutes'.

Straight up.


Wow, lie much? immediatly after that local I went back into jita and bought another one, and warped it to sobaski.

like I said in the chat you provided that you feel strokes your epeen, again, not a single fock was given.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#875 - 2013-06-22 18:14:14 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
TheLegion wrote:
Xolve wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
After I left system, I heard the Nulli Proteus Pilot sperged up local for another hour about how his wormhole made him more isk than PL moons.


I'm not the richest pilot in the game, but- I too want a moon or a wormhole that will **** out 600m 'every few minutes'.

Straight up.


Wow, lie much? immediatly after that local I went back into jita and bought another one, and warped it to sobaski.

like I said in the chat you provided that you feel strokes your epeen, again, not a single fock was given.


I love Marmite, but these emailed tears are delicious...

Email:

how ******** [ret.rded] are you?
From: TheLegion
Sent: 2013.06.22 17:08
To: VegasMirage,

How did I ever cry? grow up ******. [ret.rd]

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Marianne Pollard
Doomheim
#876 - 2013-06-22 18:33:03 UTC
TheLegion wrote:


Wow, lie much? immediatly after that local I went back into jita and bought another one, and warped it to sobaski.



... and died horribly in that very same ship later that evening.

Mocking the afflicted since 2013.
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#877 - 2013-06-22 19:02:55 UTC
TheLegion wrote:
Wow, lie much? immediatly after that local I went back into jita and bought another one, and warped it to sobaski.

like I said in the chat you provided that you feel strokes your epeen, again, not a single fock was given.


Arn't you supposed to be deployed to Fountain and not derping around in Empire you ******* shitlord?
TheLegion
Black Hole Drifters
Drifters.
#878 - 2013-06-23 05:40:36 UTC
Marianne Pollard wrote:
TheLegion wrote:


Wow, lie much? immediatly after that local I went back into jita and bought another one, and warped it to sobaski.



... and died horribly in that very same ship later that evening.


no, losing that one was in low sec, not empire, and both my clients locked up. already petitioned it. I'm not mad either way, people seem to forget. THIS IS A GAME.

and to the person asking why I was in empire and not fountain, perhaps you can't comprehend going there to get a ship fitted to use in fountain.

amazing how yall equate tears to asking justification of how they are tears. immature morons.
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#879 - 2013-06-23 09:28:38 UTC
TheLegion wrote:
both my clients locked up. already petitioned it.

huehuehue
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#880 - 2013-06-23 20:16:02 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
TheLegion wrote:
and to the person asking why I was in empire and not fountain, perhaps you can't comprehend going there to get a ship fitted to use in fountain.


You're absolutely correct, I cannot possibly believe that in 2013, a decade after EVE went live that you either:

Arrow Don't have a logistics team or people with jump freighters stocking your staging system with doctrine ships on alliance contract- since most second string alliances even do this to ensure proper fit compliance
ArrowHavn't figured out that having a Jita Alt that you send money to, or is your primary isk holding character, that buys things and has it shipped via alliance logistics or through BlackFrog/Push
ArrowWhy don't you have the basic fleet necessities in a 'combat load' in a carrier anyway? Living in nullsec without a carrier is literally peasantry.
ArrowCan't think of any reason for an actual PvP pilot to be in empire in the first place. But your in Nulli anyway,
*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal

After all, wardecs are only for the complete comedy of the dec'd alliance anyway, so we can laugh at the people that die in Empire/Trade Hubs/Niarja