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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1 - 2012-07-08 12:33:22 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Buldath
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This Forum Thread has gotten very large and difficult to manage, so a V2.0 which can be found here has been created and this one has been locked. ~ISD Buldath



DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

The Marmite Collective are accepting contracts in High-Sec.


WHAT DO WE DO ?

* Extra guns to help you with a current war dec.

* Disrupt / shut down another corp / alliance trade lines.

* Dec that corp you just don't like the look of.

* Dec within 24 hours.

* POS Removal (small/Medium - Offline).

If any of the above service's are what your looking for, please contact Tora Bushido or Kypp Durron asap.


RECRUITMENT

We are a group of experienced PVP players, who like to kill anything that moves in High-Sec and sometimes Low-Sec. I think our kill board speaks for itself. We are looking for more experienced PVP players to join our alliance. Right now we could also use a few good FC's, who can assist the current FC's.

We take PVP serious, so if you want to fly casual..... fine, just not here Twisted We know when to have a lot of fun on our Teamspeak 3 Server, but we also know when to be quiet during roams.


WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR ?

* Experienced in PVP and a good Kill Record (80%+ eff).
* Able to make proper ship fittings.
* Working Mic and being on Voice Comms. This is mandatory during PvP. No comms = PVP FAIL!
* Armor Tanking or willingness to train for it.
* Minimum skill points : 35M
* Able to run locater agents
* Follow alliance rules.
* Players who don't sit 24/7 on a trade hub.


Kill Board : http://p0wnd.nl/kb

Corp List : http://evewho.com/alli/The+Marmite+Collective/corplist

EVE Who : http://evewho.com/alli/The+Marmite+Collective

Main Contact : Tora Bushido

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-07-09 00:54:20 UTC
I like Marmite Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-07-09 03:25:59 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
RECRUITMENT :

If you also like to kill anything that moves, are slightly nuts and can handle yourself in highsec and lowsec, then join us. We are not nice guys, so we do anything to fck up our targets!


I really do prefere Vegemite, but it's pretty much the same product anyway. I may contact you about this on my PvP guy.

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Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-07-09 05:23:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Garven Dreis
Twisted

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Sir Lomax
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
#5 - 2012-07-09 21:37:51 UTC
Isn't a Marmite a kind of small ground dwelling animal?
jimmyjam
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
#6 - 2012-07-09 22:09:26 UTC
I prefer grilled cheese sandwich oh and on topic( and slight troll) nice KB.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-07-09 22:35:39 UTC
Sir Lomax wrote:
Isn't a Marmite a kind of small ground dwelling animal?


That's a Marmot.
Marmite is a yeast extract that is rich in vitamin B. It's quite tasty if you apply it correctly, but most people are incapable of this & immediately label it as terrible.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-07-10 00:44:03 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Sir Lomax wrote:
Isn't a Marmite a kind of small ground dwelling animal?


That's a Marmot.
Marmite is a yeast extract that is rich in vitamin B. It's quite tasty if you apply it correctly, but most people are incapable of this & immediately label it as terrible.


More = better Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Lady Aja
#9 - 2012-07-10 01:26:34 UTC
i support "The Marmite Colliective" its where i get plenty of Penisbutter and vaginamite.
where is my ability to link a sig properly CCP you munters!!
Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-07-10 04:37:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Garven Dreis
Vegemite is superior.

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Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#11 - 2012-07-10 05:10:24 UTC
Garven Dreis wrote:
Vegimite is superior.
It puts a rose in every cheek.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.

Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-07-10 05:25:46 UTC
Grumpymunky wrote:
Garven Dreis wrote:
Vegimite is superior.
It puts a rose in every cheek.


Only if you can spell it.

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Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-07-10 05:27:46 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Grumpymunky wrote:
Garven Dreis wrote:
Vegimite is superior.
It puts a rose in every cheek.


Only if you can spell it.


Trufax. I have shamed my family.

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IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
Awesome Alliance
#14 - 2012-07-10 06:15:16 UTC
Marmite = povo.

Vegemite ftw.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#15 - 2012-07-10 11:47:24 UTC
Thanks for the free bumps...... give us a week and we will be back at full force. Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#16 - 2012-07-10 13:09:19 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Thanks for the free bumps...... give us a week and we will be back at full force. Blink


What is full force exactly?
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#17 - 2012-07-10 13:22:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
As we were when we were still in "Stay Calm Don't Panic" alliance Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#18 - 2012-07-13 10:18:39 UTC
Looking for experianced pvp players.....

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Miss Badassa
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-07-16 05:13:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Miss Badassa
Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-07-16 07:09:22 UTC
Miss Badassa wrote:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16968573

WTF is that Shocked


Don't you double tank your Raven aswell? Sheesh!

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