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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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Asxthia Strangula
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#721 - 2013-04-25 09:06:03 UTC
I'm not sure I want my question answered anymore. From this thread it would appear that a quallification relating to special needs education would be required to last more than 4 hours within The Marmite Collective.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#722 - 2013-04-25 10:16:06 UTC
Xolve wrote:
IT HAS NO EFFECT ON THEM, THEIR ALLIANCE, THEIR COALITION, OR THEIR SPACE EMPIRE.


I don't know why you think I would think this. Of course I know it has almost no effect on the guys in nulsec/sov/etc, but its damn funny. Twisted

What also funny is, the tears like "Come to nulsec bla bla", "you only shoot indy on undocks" and more of these kinda tears. The last few pages were mainly to get good tears..... and damn we got some nice ones. Goons/TEST/etc killing people in high sec is not even close to pvp. At least when we kill them, they see a red flashy. Way more skill needed then the ganking kind (warp, all lock, press f1, die). Not saying I dont like what they were doing, cuz I did (many tears etc). But its not even close to compare what we do in highsec. And I guess most of you know this, but it doesnt fit in the "Marmites are station huggers" ideas.

Goons, TEST, TRIBAL, Honeybadger, etc should learn from alliances like Nulli Secunda, Hydra Reloaded or PL. They seem to know what they are doing, even in highsec. Thats probably because they only let the smarter players in and not the ego guys who think they are great, because they bought a skilled char and kill in blobs.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Praetor Abre-Kai
Pickling Rifles
#723 - 2013-04-25 10:42:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Praetor Abre-Kai
The KB stat masturbation is strong in this thread.

Edit: Really CCP? The word for doing stuff to your nether regions is bleeped out?
Praetor Abre-Kai
Pickling Rifles
#724 - 2013-04-25 10:47:13 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Xolve wrote:
IT HAS NO EFFECT ON THEM, THEIR ALLIANCE, THEIR COALITION, OR THEIR SPACE EMPIRE.


I don't know why you think I would think this. Of course I know it has almost no effect on the guys in nulsec/sov/etc, but its damn funny. Twisted

What also funny is, the tears like "Come to nulsec bla bla", "you only shoot indy on undocks" and more of these kinda tears. The last few pages were mainly to get good tears..... and damn we got some nice ones. Goons/TEST/etc killing people in high sec is not even close to pvp. At least when we kill them, they see a red flashy. Way more skill needed then the ganking kind (warp, all lock, press f1, die). Not saying I dont like what they were doing, cuz I did (many tears etc). But its not even close to compare what we do in highsec. And I guess most of you know this, but it doesnt fit in the "Marmites are station huggers" ideas.

Goons, TEST, TRIBAL, Honeybadger, etc should learn from alliances like Nulli Secunda, Hydra Reloaded or PL. They seem to know what they are doing, even in highsec. Thats probably because they only let the smarter players in and not the ego guys who think they are great, because they bought a skilled char and kill in blobs.


It's interesting, both Goonswarm and Test have never shied away from the fact that all we do is blob, "we are not elite PvP we are the horde" is a common mantra I've heard from the CFC and the HBC so I don't understand why you pubbies think we have this inflated view about what we do and how we achieve it. Obviously there is more to why the CFC has been so successful but one of them has been the fact that they have more ships than you have ammo.
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#725 - 2013-04-25 11:20:25 UTC
Adriel Malakai wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
burn what...where? Oh yeah, we've burned over 100bill of goons stuff. Forget about burn whatever, torch the goofsquad.
Youo goons are not entertaining...just a blight on eve.


You do realize they killed 500-600b in three days during Burn Jita 2, despite multiple groups attempting to save Jita, right?

do the math fool.
Look at how many were involved, then divide the 600b into it.
the ISK killed per person is quite pathetic for all of the hype, smacktalk and TEARS they produce.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

penifSMASH
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#726 - 2013-04-25 11:57:54 UTC
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
Adriel Malakai wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
burn what...where? Oh yeah, we've burned over 100bill of goons stuff. Forget about burn whatever, torch the goofsquad.
Youo goons are not entertaining...just a blight on eve.


You do realize they killed 500-600b in three days during Burn Jita 2, despite multiple groups attempting to save Jita, right?

do the math fool.
Look at how many were involved, then divide the 600b into it.
the ISK killed per person is quite pathetic for all of the hype, smacktalk and TEARS they produce.


hahahahahha

MY ISK EFFICIENCY PER CAPITA STATS

penifSMASH
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#727 - 2013-04-25 12:00:02 UTC
I remember when we killed those two -A- titans in Tenerifis 1.5 years ago and their members said it was ok they died because we got few Battleclinic points for it due to the high number of people on the mails

penifSMASH
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#728 - 2013-04-25 12:02:22 UTC
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
Adriel Malakai wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
burn what...where? Oh yeah, we've burned over 100bill of goons stuff. Forget about burn whatever, torch the goofsquad.
Youo goons are not entertaining...just a blight on eve.


You do realize they killed 500-600b in three days during Burn Jita 2, despite multiple groups attempting to save Jita, right?

do the math fool.
Look at how many were involved, then divide the 600b into it.
the ISK killed per person is quite pathetic for all of the hype, smacktalk and TEARS they produce.


if you are wondering why every person in null and low makes fun of high sec pubbie war-deccers, this post encapsulates all the reasons why
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#729 - 2013-04-25 13:17:39 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
IT HAS NO EFFECT ON THEM, THEIR ALLIANCE, THEIR COALITION, OR THEIR SPACE EMPIRE.

yes it does...it demoralizes. Tough null bears aint so tough. Eve is what it is and if they want to trade in hubs or travel my pipes...they gotta pay....with their ship and most time their pod. We're great at sending null bears home....express.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#730 - 2013-04-25 14:22:12 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
yes it does...it demoralizes. Tough null bears aint so tough. Eve is what it is and if they want to trade in hubs or travel my pipes...they gotta pay....with their ship and most time their pod. We're great at sending null bears home....express.


Sorry friend, no it doesn't.

Sending them home, only so they can self destruct back to whatever trade hub they were in (because, they have an office there), and set up a courier contract. Oh- and to top things off, that ship you just killed, got a blanket SRP payout- so really, none of it matters to anyone except a reimbursement team for having to look at a killmail, and transfer some ISK that equates to .1% of that months Moon Income.

This isn't a 'you don't have skill conversation', this is a 'nobody cares about your empire PvP' conversation.
Ustrello
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#731 - 2013-04-25 14:29:35 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
IT HAS NO EFFECT ON THEM, THEIR ALLIANCE, THEIR COALITION, OR THEIR SPACE EMPIRE.

yes it does...it demoralizes. Tough null bears aint so tough. Eve is what it is and if they want to trade in hubs or travel my pipes...they gotta pay....with their ship and most time their pod. We're great at sending null bears home....express.



Don't think I'm demoralised let alone goonswarm
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#732 - 2013-04-25 16:27:55 UTC
ok i'm going to try one more time for the learning impaired.

for the 99.9% of nullsec it dosent mater how much damage we do they dont care we know that.

we dont care what you think! we dont want your space your isk or your headaches.

all we want is that guy who hired us for 1 or 2 bil to dec you to be happy with the amount of dmg we did and give us more isk to keep the dec going.

that way we can put on even more dec's.

now i know its hard to grasp for some of you null sec people but eve dosnet revolve around you. all high sec pvpers think your the dumbest people in eve. fighting back and forth for same few systems. to us your way of life is meaningless and just a real drag.

now im not calling you dumb as people your way of life just isnt apealing to us.

what we do want is you to keep flying into our gate traps with those god awuful null sec fits. rofl

ohhh

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DONT STOP RAGING ON OUR FORUM ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER YOUR ARE THE EVERYONE ELSE! THAT KEEPS US LAUGHING AT YOU ALL DAY LONG.

thanks again for all the free press and tears. your repeated jabs just proves to our clints were doing our jobs. woot they paid for more weeks today !!!!!!!



POST WEAK TROLLS AND TEARS BELOW



Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#733 - 2013-04-25 16:46:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Xolve
ZANE VOIDSTALKER wrote:
now i know its hard to grasp for some of you null sec people but eve dosnet revolve around you. all high sec pvpers think your the dumbest people in eve. fighting back and forth for same few systems. to us your way of life is meaningless and just a real drag.


That's some amazing backpedaling you're doing there mate.

Nobody from nullsec is bleating endlessly about killboard stats, how good they are, or any of this other repetitive uselessness spewing out of your mouth; if anything, the constant killboard metrics, kill:death ratios and 'look gaiz we relevant' is all coming from your end.

My question to you is, Burn Jita 2 has been mentioned by CCP duders at least a dozen times in the first 2 hours of the fanfest live stream, nobody has mentioned the glorious and honourable PvPers in 'The Marmite Collective' once. Instead of beating your chest at the majesty of MiniLuv, GoonSwarm and NullSec in general- shouldn't you be thanking them for making the dull little activity of sitting outside a trade hub more exciting (i.e. creating content)?

ZANE VOIDSTALKER wrote:
now im not calling you dumb as people your way of life just isnt apealing to us.


We all understand you don't have the skillpoints (or the ISK for that matter) to engage in our version of exciting PvP.
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#734 - 2013-04-25 17:05:07 UTC
the only back pedaling im doing is right now xolve.


i retract me statment and im now calling you dumb as dirt.

for the love of god get over yourself before i die laughing over here.

this is like trying to teach trig to a 3 year old.

we dont care about you

all we want to do is fly around empire and blow **** up

are you really so dumb that you dont understand alot people just dont find nullsec fun.

that's what makes us individuals that we like diffrent things,

deflate your ego mate eve dosent revolve around your sad nullsec life.

no one here want to be you'

the only thing a null secer are to us is another blown up ship on our killboard lol.
so just keep orbiting that anchor and shooting that primary till you die.

is that finialy clear enough for you



post weak trolls and tears below
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#735 - 2013-04-25 17:13:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Xolve
ZANE VOIDSTALKER wrote:

we dont care about you

all we want to do is fly around empire and blow **** up

are you really so dumb that you dont understand alot people just dont find nullsec fun.

that's what makes us individuals that we like diffrent things,

deflate your ego mate eve dosent revolve around your sad nullsec life.



So, what you're saying is, Marmite wants to fly around Empire, and kill things- because that's the game being played as they wish to play it, and we should all respect that, while being criticized similarly for playing EVE the way we want to play it.

I was simply pointing out that while you're free to do whatever you wish, just don't expect anyone to recognize you for it; surely with the chosen mouthpieces of your organization being finely represented by HoleySheet1 and yourself, one can only wonder why you are looked at with scorn and derision from every other player in the game; regardless as to which space they choose to play in.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#736 - 2013-04-25 17:13:50 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
IT HAS NO EFFECT ON THEM, THEIR ALLIANCE, THEIR COALITION, OR THEIR SPACE EMPIRE.

yes it does...it demoralizes. Tough null bears aint so tough. Eve is what it is and if they want to trade in hubs or travel my pipes...they gotta pay....with their ship and most time their pod. We're great at sending null bears home....express.


THIS IS WHAT TRADE HUB CAMPERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#737 - 2013-04-25 17:15:20 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
IT HAS NO EFFECT ON THEM, THEIR ALLIANCE, THEIR COALITION, OR THEIR SPACE EMPIRE.

yes it does...it demoralizes. Tough null bears aint so tough. Eve is what it is and if they want to trade in hubs or travel my pipes...they gotta pay....with their ship and most time their pod. We're great at sending null bears home....express.


THIS IS WHAT TRADE HUB CAMPERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE


Quite literally, MentalGymnastics.txt
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#738 - 2013-04-25 20:12:17 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Rolex has a great slogan :

''What's the most precious thing in life? Time. That's why i wear Rolex.''

Its the time wasted....you can have all the moon goo you want. Its not isk, capital ships or moon minerals.....its time, and aggravation. Which the Marmite Collective cost our victims daily.

Do you hate fitting ships? i do. Ive killed over 200 ships this month. Now if i mutliply the aggravation that is caused when i have to fit a ship by several hundred....we're talking about an incredible nuisance and teeth ground down to nubs. We win.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#739 - 2013-04-25 21:06:14 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Do you hate fitting ships? i do. Ive killed over 200 ships this month. Now if i mutliply the aggravation that is caused when i have to fit a ship by several hundred....we're talking about an incredible nuisance and teeth ground down to nubs. We win.


It's not so bad, when performed outside of a congested trade hub Lol
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#740 - 2013-04-25 21:34:18 UTC
man your so dense it's funny

you got some nerve coming form PL talking about being hated. LMFAO

we dont care if you like us.
we dont want your praise respect or need anything from you what so ever.
the only people we care about are the people who pay us to get results on you.

so keep reading diffrent meaning into our psot and twisting words all you want

the simple facts are if were we no good at what we do why the hell are you on our forum page trying to convince people were not .


everytime you post it proves to our clients we did get under your skin and we get more contracts rofl.

our clients know we cant phase you as a whole, but the do get there satisfaction from us killing billions worth of your assest.

so please please please help us get even more isk for wars to kill more of your badlyu fitted ships.

all you have to do is




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