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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#701 - 2013-04-24 18:10:54 UTC
looks like the goonies are training their people how to run from Marmite

http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/24217/

I'll take my arty hyperion and raise you a stabbed , zero DPS Tengu....

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

JackknifedII
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#702 - 2013-04-24 18:35:06 UTC
OK now, seriously...what the hell is going on in here?

I'm not sure internet penis sword fighting with killboard stat balls was the point of this thread in the 1st place.

Also, answer asxthia's question!

You'd better straighten up and fly right!

Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q

Always recruiting
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#703 - 2013-04-24 21:30:47 UTC
ZANE VOIDSTALKER wrote:
stop dodging the subject big mouth. were is that efficency rating mate.
is it that embarrising that you blocked it out ?????
and you can twist words make up stats all you want i post our killboard already just so your dumbass can see that we kill more then just gcc goons. your so big on english try reading before you troll with false facts.

I'm not dodging anything. I have said over and over that your quoted stats (meaningless anyway, but that's another story) are grossly inflated by the fact the overwhelming majority are ships which we killed ourselves with GCC timers. I mean it's called suicide ganking, the reason we don't care about the losses is kinda in the name. WAIT DAMN. English isn't your thing~~

Specifically, you accuse me of "false facts" (I have posted none) whilst yourself posting the sum total of your 'campaign' against us, which includes an inordinate amount of padding from burn Jita.

To wit, all you've done in this thread is jump up and down like a brain-damaged monkey yelling about your KDA, whilst the entire reason we went to Jita went without a hitch because you were completely powerless to do anything about it.

I honestly struggle to think of any real-world analogies where your stated "accomplishment" is so far from being meaningful, that it is as farcical as this.

Maybe:

- an F1 driver who has never finished a race boasting about his fuel-per-race stat being the lowest?
- a tennis player who loses but claims his ratio of used hair scrunchies was lower?
- an Army that grades itself on the number of Bic pens per-soldier?

Ideas below.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#704 - 2013-04-24 23:04:31 UTC
Personally I don't care much what they think of us. We have many regular returning clients, we kill a lot, we have fun, we get good tears, we have multiple clients from big nul sec alliances who are current war targets and we laugh our asses of trolling people....

As far as I can see....its a winner P

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#705 - 2013-04-24 23:12:24 UTC
Probably doing a mistake by posting in here this thread, but ohwell.

From an external POV, remembering last year, more or less around this time of the year, when we were still doing hisec wars.

Goons actually had a few gangs/small fleets showing up, fighting off Wardecs. There was a lot of them (wardecs) at the time, some may remember Decshield... Anyhow, more often than not they weren't bad at all, just not organized to deal well with hisec warfare.
But when it came to blows, we had some few GF in Local with some of their crews.

So, banter aside, I'd say, Goonswarm get some actual fighting crews up there and you guys all start having real fights, yes?

Everyone is happy. :)

Hugs and kisses.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Mara Tessidar
Perkone
Caldari State
#706 - 2013-04-24 23:33:31 UTC
Instead of being like every other shit highsec mercenary corporation and camping the Jita undock, you guys should come camp us on the VFK undock.
Sir Marksalot
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#707 - 2013-04-25 00:16:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Sir Marksalot
Starrakatt wrote:
Probably doing a mistake by posting in here this thread, but ohwell.

From an external POV, remembering last year, more or less around this time of the year, when we were still doing hisec wars.

Goons actually had a few gangs/small fleets showing up, fighting off Wardecs. There was a lot of them (wardecs) at the time, some may remember Decshield... Anyhow, more often than not they weren't bad at all, just not organized to deal well with hisec warfare.
But when it came to blows, we had some few GF in Local with some of their crews.

So, banter aside, I'd say, Goonswarm get some actual fighting crews up there and you guys all start having real fights, yes?

Everyone is happy. :)

Hugs and kisses.


We're wanting to go back to doing that, but it's a little hard when everyone's sec is consistently below -2.

e: Also aborting supercarriers is addictive

Mara Tessidar wrote:
Instead of being like every other shit highsec mercenary corporation and camping the Jita undock, you guys should come camp us on the VFK undock.


Because camping deklein JBs/gates takes an understanding of game mechanics that goes beyond cramming artillery and sebos on hyperions.

They literally did not recognize what a gatecamp running tengu looks like.

e: not that it was a good fit anyways
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#708 - 2013-04-25 01:43:24 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Burn what...where? Oh yeah, we've burned over 100bill of goons stuff. Forget about burn whatever, torch the goofsquad.
Youo goons are not entertaining...just a blight on eve.
All these spaceship captains with their arrogance....fun to watch. Thanks for entertaining us with another fail project of yours(burn jita 2).
TEST was doing a better job in niarja ganking freighters...you guys should compare or maybe take notes from them You'll find that you are both bloated crap with no legitimate claim anywhere in eve....except hiding behind your bubbles....which arent a concern.
Have a wonderful day.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#709 - 2013-04-25 01:50:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
HoleySheet1 wrote:
burn what...where? Oh yeah, we've burned over 100bill of goons stuff. Forget about burn whatever, torch the goofsquad.
Youo goons are not entertaining...just a blight on eve.


You do realize they killed 500-600b in three days during Burn Jita 2, despite multiple groups attempting to save Jita, right?
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#710 - 2013-04-25 01:51:23 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Can u stop stalking me weirdo? I dont even know who u are. Lol adrial malakyt. .

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#711 - 2013-04-25 01:56:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Can u stop stalking me weirdo? I dont even know who u are. Lol


You just post an amazing amount of window-licking posts in C&P that I can't help but mock you for being a huge downy. It really is a shame to see how far Concentrated Evil has fallen that they brought you in not once, but twice.

Either way, I should let you get back to camping the Amarr undock; don't want to keep you from popping industrials and hiding, or dying, from people actually willing to shoot back!
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#712 - 2013-04-25 02:32:33 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Personally I don't care much what they think of us. We have many regular returning clients, we kill a lot, we have fun, we get good tears, we have multiple clients from big nul sec alliances who are current war targets and we laugh our asses of trolling people....

As far as I can see....its a winner P


Mate, I think the point that they are trying to illustrate to you is that you can kill as many ships outside of all the station undocks you can, you can blow up all the things in Mad/Niarja, you can even camp the lowsec entrances to highsec from various regions of nullsec- and while it's all fund and great and you are racking up 10's of billions of isk in damages to these nullsec alliances...

IT HAS NO EFFECT ON THEM, THEIR ALLIANCE, THEIR COALITION, OR THEIR SPACE EMPIRE.

I mean seriously, take that in- swallow it, understand it, be one with it. Nullsec alliances typically have THOUSANDS of players, expecting all of them to be good at the game is an exercise in futility when most of the people that play this game are complete and utter ****. Ganking the randoms, the newbies, the lost, the unwilling and the bad in highsec is met with more scorn from their friends typically then it is by any member of your alliance- you guys simply just don't matter.

Next time you gank a GoonSwarm pilot, why don't you Convo them and ask them what 'Peacetime Reimbursement' means.
penifSMASH
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#713 - 2013-04-25 04:12:13 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Personally I don't care much what they think of us. We have many regular returning clients, we kill a lot, we have fun, we get good tears, we have multiple clients from big nul sec alliances who are current war targets and we laugh our asses of trolling people....

As far as I can see....its a winner P


Mate, I think the point that they are trying to illustrate to you is that you can kill as many ships outside of all the station undocks you can, you can blow up all the things in Mad/Niarja, you can even camp the lowsec entrances to highsec from various regions of nullsec- and while it's all fund and great and you are racking up 10's of billions of isk in damages to these nullsec alliances...

IT HAS NO EFFECT ON THEM, THEIR ALLIANCE, THEIR COALITION, OR THEIR SPACE EMPIRE.

I mean seriously, take that in- swallow it, understand it, be one with it. Nullsec alliances typically have THOUSANDS of players, expecting all of them to be good at the game is an exercise in futility when most of the people that play this game are complete and utter ****. Ganking the randoms, the newbies, the lost, the unwilling and the bad in highsec is met with more scorn from their friends typically then it is by any member of your alliance- you guys simply just don't matter.

Next time you gank a GoonSwarm pilot, why don't you Convo them and ask them what 'Peacetime Reimbursement' means.


No mate they did 100 BILLION IN DAMAGE (70% from 3 freighters, 20% from whoring on CONCORD mails, rest from clueless newbies). Why can't you recognize their elite skills? It never fails to amaze me how highly high-sec wardeccers think of their impact on null-sec or how much they yank it to their kdr or isk efficiency stats.

Also just FYI Burn Jita 2 was a rousing success. Goons managed to collectively bring null-sec logistics to a halt for everyone for a few days by completely shutting down Jita while wreaking massive havoc as dozens of counter-groups were impotent to stop them. That is the type of impact that every wardeccer dreams they had but instead just wildly posts about instead, usually in terrible self-aggrandizing threads.
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#714 - 2013-04-25 04:14:05 UTC
rofl.


Once again with the half truth and the teisting of the facts i see.

your LIE "we padded our war against you with burn jita"

we had over 80 wars with almaost all of our war target in there we didnt pad off of burn jita. most of us stayed in piped picking our war target off on way to jita. if you need any proof check your own killboard. you talk about us raging but the last time i looked this isnt a goonswarm forum page and you are the ones saying our war stats are false. well the bottom line of it is we dont care what you think. we just keep jabbing at you on our forum till one you gets mad enough to make a mistake and BAM another goon on our killboard. as far as what stats count and what dont aparrently some people think there count our we would have 80 wars a week. not to mention the fact if it wasnt getting under your collar you wouldnt be on our forum raging over and over about those kills dont count. i hate to tell you this but the rest of eve thinks they count. and let us not forget everyitme you rage about there not real kills it just another free bump and proves were getting under your skin lmfao. so please be a good teachers pet and correct my grammer somemore and talk about how were not realy that good of a high sec merc alliance. the funnest part about it is i havent seem you once and i have been online all week. whats wrong cant fight us unless you out number us 100 to 1 lol.

so keep hiding in your pos shield and we will keep killing your alliance mates until our employer stops paying for war which according to you were not winning lol.






post weak trolls and tears below
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#715 - 2013-04-25 06:26:31 UTC
ZANE VOIDSTALKER wrote:
Illegible drivel


Cannot tell if typing with forehead, or just dumb.
Mara Tessidar
Perkone
Caldari State
#716 - 2013-04-25 06:41:18 UTC
I got eye cancer from reading that post.
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#717 - 2013-04-25 07:35:57 UTC
hmm i looked for typing on the skill tree cant seem to find it anywere. is typing that important was im locking down your pod next to the burning wreck that was your ship ? i think not.


thank you again grammer police for the free bumps and the laughs that keep us going on those long gate camps. Poping all you null bears gets so boring at time wish you come with a proper fit fleet one day. like that will ever happen








post weak trolls and tears below
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#718 - 2013-04-25 07:52:49 UTC
ZANE VOIDSTALKER wrote:
hmm i looked for typing on the skill tree cant seem to find it anywere. is typing that important was im locking down your pod next to the burning wreck that was your ship ? i think not.


Never stop posting.
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#719 - 2013-04-25 08:39:52 UTC
yeah im justt an old grease monkey xolve. my typing is bad my spelling worse and i speak one laungauge BAD ENGLISH lol.

i dont really get on the forums much just check our page but when there some one here i can stick a wheel in there back and drive them around a bit i have a go at them.

the simple fact is ther are so many difrent ways to play this game. it dosnt mater which way you do it none are right or wrong or better or worse. as long as it right and you enjoy it your way thats it.

like PL for instance is one of the best null alliance is there is but, that way of life has no appeal to me.

i know the efficency and ratios are nothing to you guys but were not null secers. he are high sec mercs and that ration and effecincy are what our clients want. and as long as they keep funding 80 wars a week thats what were going to keep giving them.

and since this is the marmite forums not the goon forums,we will keep talking about it, they will keep trolling us and the ships will keep going boom. hehe


well fly safe have fun and


post weak trolls and tears below
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#720 - 2013-04-25 08:41:27 UTC
wow at 4 am my typing was even worse haha