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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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Sam Raymond
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5221 - 2015-05-04 18:26:21 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Sam Raymond wrote:
Torpedo Tammy wrote:


When's the last time there's been a scope article about something your alliance has done?

When's the last time you were front page on an EVE News website?

When's the last time you even had a first page r/eve post (that wasn't making fun of you)?


Never. You've never achieved anything that anyone of merit considers worthy of mentioning or can you remind me where your entry was in either 'EVE: The Next Decade' or the 'EVE: Source' book was, I must have missed it?


Apr 14th 2015

http://evenews24.com/2015/04/14/bfs-follow-up/

Hey Mum!


I watched the video but was suddenly blinded by NOT 1 but 2 SEBO's glaring at me!!!!!!

Talk about a mouth watering experience.....

I can be nice though, so good kill.


Its not about how its done, its about the results
Solitary Pal
The Filthy Few
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#5222 - 2015-05-05 02:44:34 UTC
I agree Sam, I agree.


https://zkillboard.com/kill/44199569/

I have a monocle therefore my opinion matters more than yours.
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#5223 - 2015-05-05 07:06:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
What, no video of that spectacular feet? Boring Roll just an old pod killmail...
What happened there? Please share the story?

Was it that time you guys had to cheat to get a kill, got reported and temp banned?
Much elite. I liked Sam's bit better, he put some effort in it.

D.

Bear

Edit: Oh, I see how it is, you just all didn't want to log on anymore for a long while and Sam got everything refunded because even CCP thinks he's a cool cat. Grand.

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Rinth Naskingar
The Filthy Few
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#5224 - 2015-05-05 16:48:49 UTC
Danalee wrote:
What, no video of that spectacular feet? Boring Roll just an old pod killmail...
What happened there? Please share the story?

Was it that time you guys had to cheat to get a kill, got reported and temp banned?
Much elite. I liked Sam's bit better, he put some effort in it.

D.

Bear



Yeah none of us got banned for that
10/10 will do again
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#5225 - 2015-05-05 17:04:57 UTC
The last time one of us got temp banned was when Yuller said some questionable things to some Chinese people. I wasn't privy to that actual conversation but apparently it was quite... err, severe.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#5226 - 2015-05-06 09:09:09 UTC
Forsaken Asylum and The Marmite Collective will be merging to one new alliance soon. Work in progress. We'll probably also be taken low-sec jobs. Ships happening !

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#5227 - 2015-05-06 09:38:46 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Forsaken Asylum and The Marmite Collective will be merging to one new alliance soon. Work in progress. We'll probably also be taken low-sec jobs. Ships happening !

I support this product and/or service

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Piz Caldera
Caldera Mercenaries
#5228 - 2015-05-06 09:43:19 UTC
Dear Tora Bushido, Master of Merc Services,

days ago i spottet a gate Camp by some Somalian Coast Retards eh Guards which seems to belong
to the Marmite Alliance.

In general i am agree, that its part of your honest Merc Service to do also controlls
at gates. But there is just one little problem, this gate was in my system, means, it belong to me.
Its not good to hangaround in my gate without any legal authorization, i was abit upset, to tell the truth,
because i still not got my delivery!

You remember what happend last time, when the famous Azazul didnt bring me my Pizza?
you remember what happend to your Fedo? You remeber the war against Code?
Marmite lost the war, Code won. There have been in the past much lower reason for conflicts
as the incident now at the gate. I know you are a good and wise leader, maybe a Hero, i know you follow the Halaima Code
and you agree that James 315 is the supreme protector of Eve and Highsec. But some of your pilots
seems to be rogues which will have to face the consequences of their crime!


Faithfully yours, Piz
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#5229 - 2015-05-06 09:46:43 UTC
Piz Caldera wrote:
Dear Tora Bushido, Master of Merc Services,

days ago i spottet a gate Camp by some Somalian Coast Retards eh Guards which seems to belong
to the Marmite Alliance.

In general i am agree, that its part of your honest Merc Service to do also controlls
at gates. But there is just one little problem, this gate was in my system, means, it belong to me.
Its not good to hangaround in my gate without any legal authorization, i was abit upset, to tell the truth,
because i still not got my delivery!

You remember what happend last time, when the famous Azazul didnt bring me my Pizza?
you remember what happend to your Fedo? You remeber the war against Code?
Marmite lost the war, Code won. There have been in the past much lower reason for conflicts
as the incident now at the gate. I know you are a good and wise leader, maybe a Hero, i know you follow the Halaima Code
and you agree that James 315 is the supreme protector of Eve and Highsec. But some of your pilots
seems to be rogues which will have to face the consequences of their crime!


Faithfully yours, Piz





I remember that mail you sent danalee.

God did we chuckle Lol

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#5230 - 2015-05-06 09:49:02 UTC
Piz Caldera wrote:
Dear Tora Bushido, Master of Merc Services,

days ago i spottet a gate Camp by some Somalian Coast Retards eh Guards which seems to belong
to the Marmite Alliance.

In general i am agree, that its part of your honest Merc Service to do also controlls
at gates. But there is just one little problem, this gate was in my system, means, it belong to me.
Its not good to hangaround in my gate without any legal authorization, i was abit upset, to tell the truth,
because i still not got my delivery!

You remember what happend last time, when the famous Azazul didnt bring me my Pizza?
you remember what happend to your Fedo? You remeber the war against Code?
Marmite lost the war, Code won. There have been in the past much lower reason for conflicts
as the incident now at the gate. I know you are a good and wise leader, maybe a Hero, i know you follow the Halaima Code
and you agree that James 315 is the supreme protector of Eve and Highsec. But some of your pilots
seems to be rogues which will have to face the consequences of their crime!

Faithfully yours, Piz

Dear Piz,
As already explained via mail, enjoy the 20million isk.
Once you take it from my cold dead hands that is.
Also, have your eyes checked. If you can't spot the difference between a roaming gang and a gatecamp, something's up.
Anyhow, Your tears mailed and now on the forums fuel our coast guarding boats.
In the future, please do refrain from using profanity in your communications with us, the goats get all crazy when you use profanity.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#5231 - 2015-05-06 09:50:48 UTC
Piz Caldera wrote:
Faithfully yours, Piz
You can bring us coffee when we are in need. Pirate

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#5232 - 2015-05-06 09:57:20 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Forsaken Asylum and The Marmite Collective will be merging to one new alliance soon. Work in progress. We'll probably also be taken low-sec jobs. Ships happening !

I support this product and/or service

God I forgot I'm 'Marmites New Star'.

TORA THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

I AM Marmite for the last... week? And i demand that this decision be reversed

Sincerely Marmites New Star

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#5233 - 2015-05-06 10:15:18 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
And i demand that this decision be reversed
Fill in the Marmite Complain forms x 3. Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Piz Caldera
Caldera Mercenaries
#5234 - 2015-05-06 10:32:48 UTC

Dear Miss Danale,

i dont like to see and touch your dead and cold hands (from a beautiful woman, even when you are looking as a strong star ship commanding officer). When your pirate ship has burst, you will sit in the comfortable
Capsel which i will escort direct into my Station even if yor re a bad girl, there will be a warm room and a bed in my suite and you will be there with warm hands, not with dead and cold hands.

If my eye`s tricked me (possible, i am old man) and it has been just a roaming gang, please excuse and forgive me my warning letter.

Still faithfully, Piz
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#5235 - 2015-05-06 10:49:59 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
And i demand that this decision be reversed
Fill in the Marmite Complain forms x 3. Twisted

God they are required to be filled in triplicate??? I withdraw my complaint

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#5236 - 2015-05-06 11:42:06 UTC
Piz Caldera wrote:

Dear Miss Danale,

i dont like to see and touch your dead and cold hands (from a beautiful woman, even when you are looking as a strong star ship commanding officer). When your pirate ship has burst, you will sit in the comfortable
Capsel which i will escort direct into my Station even if yor re a bad girl, there will be a warm room and a bed in my suite and you will be there with warm hands, not with dead and cold hands.

If my eye`s tricked me (possible, i am old man) and it has been just a roaming gang, please excuse and forgive me my warning letter.

Still faithfully, Piz



What system? sounds like i need to setup a gate camp

CoolCool

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#5237 - 2015-05-06 13:08:36 UTC
+1 would read again.

-Badman
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#5238 - 2015-05-07 14:49:54 UTC
/me tries to stay calm and not go full 100% mega rage after a denied alliance logo.

tik tok tik tok...... bets please, will I be able too ? X

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
flakeys
Doomheim
#5239 - 2015-05-07 21:19:11 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
/me tries to stay calm and not go full 100% mega rage after a denied alliance logo.

tik tok tik tok...... bets please, will I be able too ? X



I heard shooting at the monument works to relieve some tension ...

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Rawmeat Mary
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#5240 - 2015-05-07 21:47:55 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
/me tries to stay calm and not go full 100% mega rage after a denied alliance logo.

tik tok tik tok...... bets please, will I be able too ? X



I heard shooting at the monument works to relieve some tension ...

There are also other ways you know?

'If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins onto their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.'

Yeah, we're like that.