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[MERC] Break-A-Wish Foundation

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jack1974
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#421 - 2013-08-27 22:38:06 UTC
Tysinger, you can have whatever you want even if you indirectly ask for it!

Peeps, Give us more contracts!!!!
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#422 - 2013-08-28 13:50:44 UTC
I know that pretty girl in the first post. ^_^
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#423 - 2013-08-29 01:20:47 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
I know that pretty girl in the first post. ^_^


did some searching and found Solstice on FaceBook

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#424 - 2013-08-30 16:12:22 UTC
Even Robocop knows to call upon Break-A-Wish Foundation when the going gets tough.
Pollo Rico
Pollo Hermano
#425 - 2013-08-31 01:37:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Pollo Rico
VegasMirage wrote:
did some searching and found Solstice on FaceBook


Pollo, he approves. Pollo friend you on the facebooks.


....Pollo he jump on unicorn http://imgur.com/7Ypxo5V

http://tinyurl.com/Pollo-Approves
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#426 - 2013-09-02 09:10:46 UTC
And with a Massive Pelvic thrust forward... to the top.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#427 - 2013-09-03 02:49:24 UTC
Today someone held me for ransom. I lol'd and then suddenly spaceships.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#428 - 2013-09-03 03:11:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Mike Adoulin
So that's what that was all about.

Thanks for the chance to prostitute* on some KM's btw Tah'ris.

Nice to see those asshats get roflstomped.

*because apparently the other word that happens to be in a major merc alliance is on the filter...Roll

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#429 - 2013-09-03 17:57:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
Do you have someone being a royal pain in the ass? Is there some merc alliance blowing up your dudes? Are you stuck in some terrible war and your current allies/mercs just can't seem to end it?

Then contact us today about taking your special problem out back for some tender man-on-man lovemaking!
RubberDuckey
Rattini Tribe
Minmatar Fleet Alliance
#430 - 2013-09-04 05:31:40 UTC
How much to kill Jack for a month? Stipulations is the kills must be worth 10x the amount of contract and there needs to be at least 30 kills with pods attached. :) Love u long time Z....
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#431 - 2013-09-05 01:25:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
While I won't claim sole responsibility for what is currently happening to Whores in Space, I will certainly claim partial. For those of you who don't know, they've recently lost the majority of their active corps.

While this is undoubtedly due to "leadership conflicts" between these active corps and the alliance leadership, which supposedly instructed the membership to avoid BAW/WEPOD after being repeatedly slaughtered in Amarr, Jita, and major pipes, we think it has something to do with their ability to perform their usual camping duties becoming rather hazardous to their spaceships.

So if you find yourself in a war against unseemly people, mercs, or pvpers that your friends and other mercs can't handle, give us a shout. We'll take your problem out for a ride in our magical van.
Pollo Rico
Pollo Hermano
#432 - 2013-09-05 01:30:22 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Today someone held me for ransom. I lol'd and then suddenly spaceships.


Pollo, he continually endorses the killing of predator wannabe types. Pollo he approves.

http://tinyurl.com/Pollo-Approves
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#433 - 2013-09-05 23:06:00 UTC
For those of you interested in the history of BAW, I've decided to share with you our earliest version of our Unicorn Battle Bus that we rode into battle in the early days.

While our ride has evolved over time, we still remain the same furry-loving, all male lovefest that presents the finest homo-erotic renditions of classical plays and operas to our targets.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#434 - 2013-09-07 14:32:29 UTC
I now have my place in the Unicorn Battle Bus.

Bump For Ponies.. Bump for Break a Wish.. why? Because together My Little Ponies.. Breaks your Wishes.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#435 - 2013-09-08 00:43:16 UTC
Bumping for great justice.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Sublime Rage
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#436 - 2013-09-08 08:08:37 UTC
Where is this bump button so i can push it? rofl \o/
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#437 - 2013-09-08 19:30:09 UTC
bump for loki drivers cuz im bored. I guess you fly other stuff too. I hope pollo approves......

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#438 - 2013-09-08 21:40:58 UTC
Loki Drivers? Holey I'm sad to think you generalize us all to fly such webby ships. If I drove a proteus would that make things better?

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

U-MAD Membership Recruitment

PoH Corporation Recruitment
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#439 - 2013-09-09 11:12:51 UTC
__Friendly BUMP___

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#440 - 2013-09-09 11:20:11 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Loki Drivers? Holey I'm sad to think you generalize us all to fly such webby ships. If I drove a proteus would that make things better?

I'd prefer that zeus, driving such a muscular car as the proteus would fit you perfectly. Big smile

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com