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Mittens Mauling Munchkins (and other associated sheeps)

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Chopper Rollins
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2011-09-23 06:08:40 UTC
Seriously though, it really does look as if Mr The Apostle is a FANGER PAPIT of the The Mittani. Until threads about that dumb article he wrote were spammed here i'd never heard of him. The Goons just seem to be a stew of those sexually confused types that are halted developmentally in that 'messing with people' phase of adolescence. No great plus to the game, no real problem either.
Are we to look forward to a weekly content-free thread here about A Mittani's ultra-ordinary desire to be an important person at the center of something big? What fun!

Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#22 - 2011-09-23 06:12:46 UTC
Obsidian Hawk wrote:
High sec is a very delicate place, balancing on the edge of a sword which holds up the eve online universe.

Regardless of what his plans are for high sec, you cant make changes to it without it affecting all other parts of the game.


Truer words have not been written anywhere on these forums.

Messing with HiSec in any way is a very dangerous thing to do.

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"

Whatever Goons or other alliances say, the majority of players (who do not participate in these forums), are HiSec.

Leave HiSec alone !!
Vyl Vit
#23 - 2011-09-23 06:20:29 UTC
Change the behavior of people in high sec? Why would that concern you? Who are YOU to want MY behavior changed? Personally, I'd like to see YOUR behavior changed, but I'm not going to advocate changing the game dynamics to accomplish that. Some things are not under ones purview, this being one.

Here's an idea. You stay out on the end of the map where you think all the cool kids are, and I'll stay in my little inconsequential corner. You behave like you wish. I'll do the same.

Change our behavior...pffft. My hubris meter broke on that one.

Paradise is like where you are right now, only much, much better.

The Apostle
Doomheim
#24 - 2011-09-23 06:24:09 UTC
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FANGER PAPIT


Forgive my ignorance being an Aussie and all. What is this? If it's sposed to be "finger puppet", 'fraid not.

Not knowing "The Mittani" in his role as CEO of Goons and Chairman of the CSM (The purported Eve player representative committee) is probably not unusual if you only breath highsec space dust.

But I suspect you'll get to know his band of merry men soon enough. Sad

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

Xymethian
Perkone
Caldari State
#25 - 2011-09-23 06:28:23 UTC
Ok pubbies, here's some realtalk. The way you play the game in highsec is horrible. Mining for hours on end while making tiny amounts of isk, running level 4 missions until your eyes bleed, playing 1-isk trading games in Jita and whatever other lame activities you take part in while confining yourselves to .5 space and higer. We can't sit back any longer and let you ruin your lives this way. We're going to teach you to actually have fun in this horrible game and it will be glorious.

We're here to help. You can trust us.
The Apostle
Doomheim
#26 - 2011-09-23 06:29:40 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
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Change the behavior of people in high sec? Why would that concern you? Who are YOU to want MY behavior changed?

Err.. I didn't say *I* was going to change your behaviour. I said your behaviour will be changed. I don't WANT any of high-sec changed, either by CCP hands or by Goon raids on Carebears.

Quote:
I'm not going to advocate changing the game dynamics to accomplish that. Some things are not under ones purview, this being one.

Then perhaps you need to read a bit more and see what mutterings are being made for empire space - by nullsec alliance chiefs. (CSM members among them - The Mittani (aka Goon head honcho, is ALSO the chair of the CSM).

PS: Just read the post above. A good troll or a reality? If true, your behaviour gonna be changed bro. Real fast.

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

The Apostle
Doomheim
#27 - 2011-09-23 06:41:22 UTC
Quote:
Goonswarm Shrugged: An Empire Drama

You may not be interested in Goonswarm. But Goonswarm is interested in you.

Once our victims in Delve slump into dejected acceptance and we start to race through their sovereignty, Weaselior (with help from Kazanir and Aryth amongst others) has come up with a plan to inflict some amazingly widespread misery on those we hate. “Those we hate”, as you know, includes (but is by no means limited to) everyone in Eve, including ourselves. And so it is with this super-secret plan. Stage one is already underway, and if you respond to my nagging and grant Vee and Dbrb some sizable fleets over the next week or so then we’ll roll it out and you will see some hilarity.


To clarify what's going down. QFT.

(Source: http://www.endie.net/wordpress/?p=87#more-87)

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

Vyl Vit
#28 - 2011-09-23 06:42:52 UTC
Xymethian wrote:
Ok pubbies, here's some realtalk. The way you play the game in highsec is horrible. Mining for hours on end while making tiny amounts of isk, running level 4 missions until your eyes bleed, playing 1-isk trading games in Jita and whatever other lame activities you take part in while confining yourselves to .5 space and higer. We can't sit back any longer and let you ruin your lives this way. We're going to teach you to actually have fun in this horrible game and it will be glorious.

We're here to help. You can trust us.


So, let me get this straight. You're so inundated with fun stuff in null sec that you're going to have to trudge all the way to empire space to war dec en masse in order to prove how immersively engaging null sec really is. It's not surprising such reasoning would lead one to believe people doing what they want to do is horrible when it's not what you'd do. Horrible for you, maybe. Then inductive reasoning would beg the question: If it's so hot, why aren't you out there doing it?

I know the answer to all this, cause I'm psychic after all the hallucinogenics I imbibed as a child. You're so bored in null sec you'd come to empire to nickel and dime your way through ill-equipped and under trained new players just to have an excuse to boot the game. Let's see. Then you'd call this A Brilliant Stroke.

Add to this proudly pointing to your ever expanding killboard filled with shuttles, and Probes, and Merlins - the big stuff, and pods (of course) with the grinning expectation you may have hit an implant, or two. Wow.


Paradise is like where you are right now, only much, much better.

Kryss Darkdust
The Skulls
#29 - 2011-09-23 06:47:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Kryss Darkdust
Xymethian wrote:
Ok pubbies, here's some realtalk. The way you play the game in highsec is horrible. Mining for hours on end while making tiny amounts of isk, running level 4 missions until your eyes bleed, playing 1-isk trading games in Jita and whatever other lame activities you take part in while confining yourselves to .5 space and higer. We can't sit back any longer and let you ruin your lives this way. We're going to teach you to actually have fun in this horrible game and it will be glorious.

We're here to help. You can trust us.


Thats the thing though.. nothing you said is actually true. Mining for hours is extremely profitable. Running level 4 missions is probobly one of the most profitable things you can do in Eve today next to 1sk trading games which yield multiple billions for people on a weekly basis.

So while you may see them as boring and lame activities, to claim they aren't profitable only shows how little you actually know about it.

The proposed changes to High Sec are the direct result of these observation about high sec activities. They are so profitable and so worthwhile (if ISK is what you are after and most people are) that going into low sec and null sec comparitiavly can only be described as "idiotic" by comparison.

This is the part I think they are attacking in terms of proposed changes. The proposed change can essentially be boiled down to "Make High Sec Less Profitable".

The observation that people would quit by the thousands if this were to happen is I believe quite accurate given that High Sec is the only reason the large majority of people in Eve play this game.

On a side note, I don't get why thats the case either and I agree most High Sec activites are so boring you have to wonder what exactly drives people to sit in front of their screen for hours to earn ISK, a pretend digital currency, when they have no plans to put that ISK to anything ambitious or useful other than making more ISK. The whole High Sec lifestyle just lacks ambition yet its repeated by daily by such a large portion of the population I can't help but feel like I've missed something.

The reality of Eve is that, if you don't love it like it is today, you should probobly go ahead and unsub. 

Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#30 - 2011-09-23 06:49:09 UTC
Xymethian wrote:
Ok pubbies, here's some realtalk. The way you play the game in highsec is horrible. Mining for hours on end while making tiny amounts of isk, running level 4 missions until your eyes bleed, playing 1-isk trading games in Jita and whatever other lame activities you take part in while confining yourselves to .5 space and higer. We can't sit back any longer and let you ruin your lives this way. We're going to teach you to actually have fun in this horrible game and it will be glorious.

We're here to help. You can trust us.


one word : Pathetic.

There's the Hubris I wrote about.

Troll along please.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#31 - 2011-09-23 06:53:03 UTC
one word : Lugubrious.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#32 - 2011-09-23 06:59:45 UTC
one more word : Sycophant.

Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2011-09-23 07:03:00 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
Mittens said
Quote:
and our upcoming plans for hisec


You may also have seen Riv's post.

Discuss


never stop posting.

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Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2011-09-23 07:08:37 UTC
Thorn Galen wrote:
one more word : Sycophant.

I like this game.
one more word : Logorrhea

Headerman wrote:
never stop posting.

Best post in the thread.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#35 - 2011-09-23 07:12:29 UTC
haha, ok, I'll play.

Word : Hoodwinked
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#36 - 2011-09-23 07:14:30 UTC
Xymethian wrote:
Ok pubbies, here's some realtalk. The way you play the game in highsec is horrible. Mining for hours on end while making tiny amounts of isk, running level 4 missions until your eyes bleed, playing 1-isk trading games in Jita and whatever other lame activities you take part in while confining yourselves to .5 space and higer. We can't sit back any longer and let you ruin your lives this way. We're going to teach you to actually have fun in this horrible game and it will be glorious.

We're here to help. You can trust us.


Very nicely spoken! I can't wait to find out what exciting forms of teaching you folk bring to we hisec carebears :)

That's assuming you get to the doing part, of course. I know a lot of you folk start to pee your pants when you get to hisec due to the sheer number of neutrals in local.
Signal11th
#37 - 2011-09-23 08:14:16 UTC
Xymethian wrote:
Ok pubbies, here's some realtalk. The way you play the game in highsec is horrible. Mining for hours on end while making tiny amounts of isk, running level 4 missions until your eyes bleed, playing 1-isk trading games in Jita and whatever other lame activities you take part in while confining yourselves to .5 space and higer. We can't sit back any longer and let you ruin your lives this way. We're going to teach you to actually have fun in this horrible game and it will be glorious.

We're here to help. You can trust us.



lol at the goonie calling the rest of us pubbies, it's sad to think that you still think you're relevant to EVE.
Maybe at the start you were fun and edgy but like most things in life by the time most people find out about something it's moment has already past.

There's only a couple of people in the Goons that people should even take a small amount of interest in as for the rest of you ..you're bascially dingleberries hanging out of a baboons starfish. I for one realise in the grand scheme of EVE I'm jack, nothing, a nobody but I for one at least realise this and don't hang on the coat-tails of others.

Funny how the winter expansion is on it's way and Mitt's is now talking about hi-sec, nothing like insider-trading to warm the cockles of your heart.

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2011-09-23 08:41:27 UTC
Quote:
Every time you masturbate,
God kills a Mitt... Kitten.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2011-09-23 09:51:37 UTC
Mara Rinn wrote:
Very nicely spoken! I can't wait to find out what exciting forms of teaching you folk bring to we hisec carebears :)

That's assuming you get to the doing part, of course. I know a lot of you folk start to pee your pants when you get to hisec due to the sheer number of neutrals in local.

Considering most goons go directly to nullsec without spending any time in empire we find highsec to be a strange experience. Luckily for all of you are willing to endure it to make the game better for everybody.

Also, an op has been posted on the holy Goon forums to kick off our Highsec Reeducation Campaign...expect more details soon!

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

Florestan Bronstein
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2011-09-23 10:07:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Florestan Bronstein
Kryss Darkdust wrote:
Thats the thing though.. nothing you said is actually true. Mining for hours is extremely profitable. Running level 4 missions is probobly one of the most profitable things you can do in Eve today next to 1sk trading games which yield multiple billions for people on a weekly basis.

my experience:

mining in high-sec is a pita - why do you think it is so hard to get basic ores/minerals in 0.0 even if you have a nice group of dedicated miners? because apparently ABC ores are the only way to get a decent income through mining...

high-sec mission running does fall short of mission running in 0.0 (payouts & LP rewards are about 50% higher in 0.0, also pirate LP do usually sell for much more ISK/LP than LP of high-sec corporations), is comparable to running CAs in 0.0 if you are really optimizing your mission-running and does just not compare to Incursions (in an organized group) or farming a c5/c6.

When I lived in 0.0 those who wanted to be able to afford a supercarrier (and were not already rich or risked running bots) would usually disappear into wormholes for a few weeks.

A T2-fit Zealot or Guardian (one faction hardener to lower cpu needs) can earn 80-100m/h doing Incursions - try to get a comparable income doing high-sec mission running (on a single account) and your ship will probably cost 20x as much and you'll still fall short in earnings.
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