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T2 rookie ships

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Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#1 - 2012-03-01 04:13:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Trinkets friend
What we really, really need, for us bittervets who incessantly complain and for the nubs who always want new ships, is not some form of wormhole mini-carrier, nor a T2 Orca to transport Incursion bears ships between constellations within Domain because they are too thick to hit the A button and go spank it to Mintchip vids. Nor do we need another variety of T2 destroyer with cloak and logistics and a command ship bonus. Nor do we even need or want tech 3 frigs or BS's.


We need T2 noobships.

Why? Because its pretty damn simple, brah. I have 80M skillpoints, my clones are worth more than half the ships I fly, and every time I dock in a station I get some peon's crotch-protector of a noobship. It totally is not befitting the style, sophistication or wallet balance to which I have become accustomed as a bittervet.

I want a reaper with gold piping, and chrome exhaust pipes, when my toons get over an abitrary level of skillpoints, which I will set at 80M because, lets face it, this is all about ME.

Being an elite fact, hold that thought, I am so far beyond noob I don't even WANT a noobship. Why do I get a noobship when clearly I am not? So lets call it a bittervetship, or a Vetship.

My vetship, aside from the chrome pipes and 21" spinner rims, will get Tech 2 bonuses. They will be so far beyond the realms of mere mortals and other space peons people will be jellymad, and let me lay out the list of specifications my Vetship will have.

Two civilian miners. Yes, two. A man needs to mine like a pro.
Two units ofcomplimentray tritanium. No, screw that, I want a free unit of morphite and a stripper.
An extra midslot, for a total of two, which will allow me to fit both a survey scanner and a cargo scanner.
An extra lowslot, for a grand total of two. This will allow me to double-nano it so I can win the illegal street races held behind Jita 4-4. Bitches will be trippin'
But, being T2, it will get 2 rig slots.

Powergrid and CPU can be the same.

Yeah. This is the best damn idea for a new ship class ever.
Shovel Bros
#2 - 2012-03-01 04:24:28 UTC
2/10 for being very original atleast, lol
Cedo Nulli
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-03-01 04:40:05 UTC
OP must be very bored in his life.
Dunkle Lars
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2012-03-01 08:46:06 UTC
That should be okay.. But when you pass 130 million SP ( like me ) I want T3 noobships.. With triple the powar of T2!!11
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-03-02 07:09:45 UTC
when i grow up, i want to be like you guys :D

[i]Stan Smith had a snow storm over weekend guy was shoveling snow outside, so i shot him and mined the snow myself. concord never showed up. on an unrelated note, i have a court date next tuesday[/i]

Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-03-02 08:20:23 UTC
Yeah, i like that idea! Shiny Pro noobship with racingstrips and so on Big smile
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-03-02 08:28:29 UTC  |  Edited by: ACE McFACE
This is better than anything I have ever come across

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.

School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-03-02 08:47:43 UTC
Damn, the Idea are that crazy, so it's finally good.

But why a Frig? Let it be a Dessi or Cruiser. It have to be OP to the Beginner-frigs.
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-03-02 16:11:06 UTC
Would the T3 noob ship have a diverse choice of subsystems, say one with a bonus to civilian miners and one with a bonus to cargo scanners? I could get behind that.
Zhilia Mann
Tide Way Out Productions
#10 - 2012-03-02 16:28:09 UTC
Mavnas wrote:
Would the T3 noob ship have a diverse choice of subsystems, say one with a bonus to civilian miners and one with a bonus to cargo scanners? I could get behind that.

Bonus for cyno fuel consumption. Just because.
Lady Ayeipsia
#11 - 2012-03-02 16:35:13 UTC
Shouldn't they be t2 civilian miners?

And I believe they prefer to be called exotic dancers. Stripper is so 20th century earth, not eve. Lol
#12 - 2012-03-02 16:41:09 UTC
Complementary strippers on my cargo bay?

I support this product and or service.
Nalha Saldana
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-03-02 17:04:49 UTC
This doesnt sound very thought through, the stripper market will crash and all the mobsters will come for your head!
Codex Praedonum
Divine Damnation
#14 - 2012-03-02 20:08:01 UTC
I'm still waiting for my Amarr T3 shuttle...

Solo Rifter since 2009

Petrus Blackshell
#15 - 2012-03-02 22:19:45 UTC
Great idea, +1, supported, etc...

But F&I is that way -->

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)

ISD Grossvogel
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#16 - 2012-03-03 09:48:34 UTC
Thread moved from Ships & Modules.

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Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility
#17 - 2012-03-03 12:08:05 UTC
Noobships are so OP already and you want MORE of them!? Do you know how it feels for a vet to join the game and finally enter Highsec, only to discover that every alliance has at least fifty Impairors or Ibis'?

Noobship tracking shouldn't be able to hit ANY subcaps unless they're not moving. Nerf the Impairor so it can't carry as many drones! Do you EVER see any Minmatar rookie ships flying around? NO IT'S ALL AMARR ROOKIE SHIPS


And CSM keeps going on about NEW STUFF for Nubshups. THEY DUN NEED IT


Valei Khurelem
#18 - 2012-03-03 12:53:56 UTC
So as a vet you want to have even more of an advantage over noobs who pay the exact same amount of subscription fees?

I never thought I'd be one of those gtfo people but GTFO.

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium

Kitt JT
True North.
#19 - 2012-03-03 13:10:23 UTC
I've actually always thought that milestones should be celebrated in-game by some sort of achievement

When you're born, you get regular noobships
When you hit 10msp, you get bronze-plated noobships
When you hit 50msp, you get maybe a silver noobship
When you hit 100msp, you get gold plated noobships

Nothing different about the ships themselves. Maybe just cooler skins.
XS Tech
#20 - 2012-03-03 14:12:15 UTC
Trinkets friend wrote:

Two units ofcomplimentray tritanium. No, screw that, I want a free unit of morphite and a stripper.

screw that... give us a shrubbery.

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia

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