Player Features and Ideas Discussion

What we really, really need, for us bittervets who incessantly complain and for the nubs who always want new ships, is not some form of wormhole mini-carrier, nor a T2 Orca to transport Incursion bears ships between constellations within Domain because they are too thick to hit the A button and go spank it to Mintchip vids. Nor do we need another variety of T2 destroyer with cloak and logistics and a command ship bonus. Nor do we even need or want tech 3 frigs or BS's.

Newp.

We need T2 noobships.

Why? Because its pretty damn simple, brah. I have 80M skillpoints, my clones are worth more than half the ships I fly, and every time I dock in a station I get some peon's crotch-protector of a noobship. It totally is not befitting the style, sophistication or wallet balance to which I have become accustomed as a bittervet.

I want a reaper with gold piping, and chrome exhaust pipes, when my toons get over an abitrary level of skillpoints, which I will set at 80M because, lets face it, this is all about ME.

Being an elite noobship...in fact, hold that thought, I am so far beyond noob I don't even WANT a noobship. Why do I get a noobship when clearly I am not? So lets call it a bittervetship, or a Vetship.

My vetship, aside from the chrome pipes and 21" spinner rims, will get Tech 2 bonuses. They will be so far beyond the realms of mere mortals and other space peons people will be jellymad, and let me lay out the list of specifications my Vetship will have.

Two civilian miners. Yes, two. A man needs to mine like a pro.
Two units ofcomplimentray tritanium. No, screw that, I want a free unit of morphite and a stripper.
An extra midslot, for a total of two, which will allow me to fit both a survey scanner and a cargo scanner.
An extra lowslot, for a grand total of two. This will allow me to double-nano it so I can win the illegal street races held behind Jita 4-4. Bitches will be trippin'
But, being T2, it will get 2 rig slots.

Powergrid and CPU can be the same.

Yeah. This is the best damn idea for a new ship class ever.

OP must be very bored in his life.

when i grow up, i want to be like you guys :D

This is better than anything I have ever come across

Would the T3 noob ship have a diverse choice of subsystems, say one with a bonus to civilian miners and one with a bonus to cargo scanners? I could get behind that.

Shouldn't they be t2 civilian miners?

And I believe they prefer to be called exotic dancers. Stripper is so 20th century earth, not eve.

This doesnt sound very thought through, the stripper market will crash and all the mobsters will come for your head!

Great idea, +1, supported, etc...

But F&I is that way -->

Noobships are so OP already and you want MORE of them!? Do you know how it feels for a vet to join the game and finally enter Highsec, only to discover that every alliance has at least fifty Impairors or Ibis'?

Noobship tracking shouldn't be able to hit ANY subcaps unless they're not moving. Nerf the Impairor so it can't carry as many drones! Do you EVER see any Minmatar rookie ships flying around? NO IT'S ALL AMARR ROOKIE SHIPS

NERF 1.0 ASTEROID BELTS AND MAEK THEM GIVE BOUNTIES INSTEAD OF TRITANIUM and we can FINALLY see an end to noobship proliferation.

And CSM keeps going on about NEW STUFF for Nubshups. THEY DUN NEED IT

AND NO IM NOT SOME VET JELLY ABOUT NOOBS AND THEIR NuBSHIPS

NERF NuMBSIPS IMMEDIATELY

I've actually always thought that milestones should be celebrated in-game by some sort of achievement

Ex:
When you're born, you get regular noobships
When you hit 10msp, you get bronze-plated noobships
When you hit 50msp, you get maybe a silver noobship
When you hit 100msp, you get gold plated noobships

Nothing different about the ships themselves. Maybe just cooler skins.