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Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#41 - 2012-02-21 19:01:28 UTC
Pyx Jasta wrote:
CCP must be doing something right if the entitlement rage topic of the day is the patch notes having a sense of humour.


This ^

Damn CCP and their ability to listen to customer feedback, fix errors, fine tune changes, and keep a sense of humor about it.

They are supposed to be as bland and humorless in their work as the OP undoubtably is in his.

/sarcasm

Here is a tip for free:

Friendly, efficient, and entertaining does not equal unprofessional.

In fact it is the holy grail of customer service.

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Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#42 - 2012-02-21 19:07:16 UTC
I admit. I lol'd at the patch notes.
Gerald Taric
NEO DYNAMICS
#43 - 2012-02-21 19:23:50 UTC
as most people here already stated there's nothing wrong with the patch notes.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#44 - 2012-02-21 19:36:45 UTC
Hello Mcpate,

I just realized that our avatars have the same background.
I like your background.
Green background is pretty boss.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Kid Chaos
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2012-02-21 20:16:51 UTC
OP must know that he'll be treated badly by the forum posters for his childish whining, right?

...is this what's known as 'being trolled'?
Jose Black
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#46 - 2012-02-21 20:19:29 UTC
If CCP listened to every narrow minded poster like yourself there wouldn't be a game or any patch notes to worry about anymore since a long time ago.
adopt
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#47 - 2012-02-21 21:09:07 UTC
And this is why we need the ability to downvote.
Jonathan Malcom
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#48 - 2012-02-21 21:28:35 UTC
It is funny.

You are a giant, raging vagina.

Get out.
Ai Shun
#49 - 2012-02-21 21:34:50 UTC
Mcpate wrote:
read the latest patch notes
http://community.eveonline.com/updates/patchnotes.asp

Its like your kid brother jacked your car, Foked it up and now thinks its a big F-N joke once he gets it sorted.

CCP:
1) its NOT ok that you break sheet every time you 'improve' something
2) the 'Players' are actually PAYING CUSTOMERS You need us...we dont need you
3) This is the only warning you will receive ...my sub is up in march


For the low price of 10,000,000,000 ISK I will sell you a sense of humour. Meet me in Jita IV for a trade. I won't scam you; promise.
CCP Veritas
C C P
C C P Alliance
#50 - 2012-02-21 21:50:51 UTC
Sorry for trying to be funny after busting ass fixing issues.

I'm sorry for the issues too for what that's worth.

CCP Veritas - Technical Director - EVE Online
Thomas Abernathy
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#51 - 2012-02-21 21:55:33 UTC
Vertisce Soritenshi wrote:
I am sorry...can somebody please explain to me what the **** is wrong with the OP? Why is he bitching? I don't see anything wrong in the patch notes that would make any normal person upset.


Best I can tell he's complaining about the constant patches to patch the patches that patched the patches from the previous patch.

Got it?

"Fighting CCD since 2139"
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#52 - 2012-02-21 21:56:29 UTC
CCP Veritas wrote:
Sorry for trying to be funny after busting ass fixing issues.

I'm sorry for the issues too for what that's worth.


I like you.

And please forgive OP, for he is clearly something that the wordfilter won't let me type.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Jonathan Malcom
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#53 - 2012-02-21 21:56:33 UTC
CCP Veritas wrote:
Sorry for trying to be funny after busting ass fixing issues.

I'm sorry for the issues too for what that's worth.


Ignore the haters. This is what makes CCP better than anyone else. You make jokes and troll your playerbase.

Never change.
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2012-02-21 22:02:29 UTC
CCP Veritas wrote:
Sorry for trying to be funny after busting ass fixing issues.

I'm sorry for the issues too for what that's worth.



if it makes you feel better, feel free to contract the OP's stuff to me when he leaves and I'll forgive you for throwing a joke in the patch notes.




P


if he don't, oh well that was a funny joke anywaysCool

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Linda Shadowborn
Dark Steel Industries
#55 - 2012-02-21 22:12:43 UTC
CCP Veritas wrote:
Sorry for trying to be funny after busting ass fixing issues.

I'm sorry for the issues too for what that's worth.


pff dont be sorry! *hugs CCP Veritas tightly* it is the community who should be sorry for not podding whiny as OPs like this one when CCP is doing good!
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#56 - 2012-02-21 22:12:54 UTC
Thomas Abernathy wrote:
Vertisce Soritenshi wrote:
I am sorry...can somebody please explain to me what the **** is wrong with the OP? Why is he bitching? I don't see anything wrong in the patch notes that would make any normal person upset.


Best I can tell he's complaining about the constant patches to patch the patches that patched the patches from the previous patch.

Got it?



No, I really don't think that was it at all.

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Radelix Cisko
JUMP DRIVE ACTIVE
#57 - 2012-02-21 22:14:02 UTC
CCP Veritas wrote:
Sorry for trying to be funny after busting ass fixing issues.

I'm sorry for the issues too for what that's worth.


Someone buy him a beer and please give us more jokes.

Despite my posting prowess I really am terrible at this game
Buzzmong
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2012-02-21 22:32:26 UTC
Jeezus Christbuckets.

OP's managed to upset CCP Veritas.

This is not a good thing or a clever thing to do.
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2012-02-21 22:38:17 UTC
Thomas Abernathy wrote:
Vertisce Soritenshi wrote:
I am sorry...can somebody please explain to me what the **** is wrong with the OP? Why is he bitching? I don't see anything wrong in the patch notes that would make any normal person upset.


Best I can tell he's complaining about the constant patches to patch the patches that patched the patches from the previous patch.

Got it?


I got lost at the patch part.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Mcpate
Unknown Means Unknown Consequenses
#60 - 2012-02-21 22:39:01 UTC
OK..so, I'm the only one that lets his kid brother get by with this? Or is the analogy just too far off?

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell. Harry S. Truman