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CCP thinks its funny: Add your two cents to this thread

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Mcpate
THE EXTORTIONISTS
#1 - 2012-02-21 13:03:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Mcpate
read the latest patch notes
http://community.eveonline.com/updates/patchnotes.asp

Its like your kid brother jacked your car, Foked it up and now thinks its a big F-N joke once he gets it sorted.

CCP:
1) its NOT ok that you break sheet every time you 'improve' something
2) the 'Players' are actually PAYING CUSTOMERS You need us...we dont need you
3) This is the only warning you will receive ...my sub is up in march

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell. Harry S. Truman

St Mio
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-02-21 13:04:24 UTC
Quote:
* Fixed some legacy crashes too because we love you.

♥ u 2 CCP
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#3 - 2012-02-21 13:08:07 UTC
Re:

1) I for one like when CCP can show us they're humans too by adding - bad - jokes in their patch notes lol

2) As for we not needing them, I'm such a low-life addict geek virgin that I need them to escape the real world and live in the dream I like to call New Eden.

3) Shame to see you leave, if you do, best of luck with whatever you are doing next if you let your sub run out.

/c

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Cebraio
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
#4 - 2012-02-21 13:10:26 UTC
Mcpate wrote:

3) This is the only warning you will receive ...my sub is up in march

Please remember to submit your stuff to me.
Razzor Death
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-02-21 13:12:58 UTC
Mcpate wrote:
read the latest patch notes
http://community.eveonline.com/updates/patchnotes.asp

Its like your kid brother jacked your car, Foked it up and now thinks its a big F-N joke once he gets it sorted.

CCP:
1) its NOT ok that you break sheet every time you 'improve' something
2) the 'Players' are actually PAYING CUSTOMERS You need us...we dont need you
3) This is the only warning you will receive ...my sub is up in march


Unsub now don't wait till March you big ******* babbi.
Lexmana
#6 - 2012-02-21 13:13:11 UTC
I smiled. But then I read OP and remembered that haters gona hate.
Can I have your stuff?
TheBlueMonkey
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-02-21 13:13:53 UTC
I'll take comical patch notes and admitance of fault over EA's "NOTHING TO SEE HERE EVERYTHING'S FINE, DON'T READ THE EULA, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LOOK IT'S SHINY AND YOUR ASS WAS ALWAYS THAT LUBED UP!!!" anyday.
Ryoko Matsu
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2012-02-21 13:15:24 UTC
tl;dr

can i have your stuff?
Herold Oldtimer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-02-21 13:18:25 UTC
Sad to see you leave OP. Best of luck in your future endeavors
Mcpate
THE EXTORTIONISTS
#10 - 2012-02-21 13:19:41 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Re:

1) I for one like when CCP can show us they're humans too by adding - bad - jokes in their patch notes lol

/c


How about showing us they give a damn...remember it is every single patch..it stopped being funny

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell. Harry S. Truman

Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#11 - 2012-02-21 13:23:38 UTC
Mcpate wrote:
read the latest patch notes
http://community.eveonline.com/updates/patchnotes.asp

Its like your kid brother jacked your car, Foked it up and now thinks its a big F-N joke once he gets it sorted.

CCP:
1) its NOT ok that you break sheet every time you 'improve' something
2) the 'Players' are actually PAYING CUSTOMERS You need us...we dont need you
3) This is the only warning you will receive ...my sub is up in march



You seem pretty angry about a temporary inconvenience in a video game, one which has now been fixed. Have you considered reducing your caffeine intake?

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016

Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#12 - 2012-02-21 13:28:01 UTC
Mcpate wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Re:

1) I for one like when CCP can show us they're humans too by adding - bad - jokes in their patch notes lol

/c


How about showing us they give a damn...remember it is every single patch..it stopped being funny


What exactly you think is missing? They've clearly read the feedback we have given and fixed and altered the game based on that feedback. Then the person who wrote the notes had a sense of humor, which I think is a positive thing to do even when I'm personally not in the mood to enjoy it.
Grey Azorria
Federation Industries
#13 - 2012-02-21 13:28:32 UTC
Mcpate wrote:
read the latest patch notes
http://community.eveonline.com/updates/patchnotes.asp

Its like your kid brother jacked your car, Foked it up and now thinks its a big F-N joke once he gets it sorted.

CCP:
1) its NOT ok that you break sheet every time you 'improve' something
2) the 'Players' are actually PAYING CUSTOMERS You need us...we dont need you
3) This is the only warning you will receive ...my sub is up in march

l2program.

First. There are always unforseeable bugs that only show up under very specific circumstances, and are therefore easy to miss.

Second EVE is old, and many teams are working on it at the same time, so some little thing that somebody on one team did can affect something that someone on another team did years ago, in addition, as programmers all have there own style, if somebody made something ages ago, then left, it is very hard for a new programmer to come in and suddenly know exactly how everything works, so getting it perfect first time is difficult.

Thirdly, and I can't stress this enough, Devs are people too, and people make mistakes, a simple thing such as : instead of ; or X instead of x can break everything.

Finally, Be grateful for the bad jokes in the patch notes (which I also like), like hell you could understand them if the devs wrote exactly what they were fixing, which would mean nobody would read them, which would mean everyone would whine about issues that got fixed weeks earlier.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Sometimes when I post, I look at my sig and wish that I'd follow my own god damned advice.

Sara XIII
The Carnifex Corp
#14 - 2012-02-21 13:40:48 UTC
Stop reading the patch notes.

Between Ignorance and Wisdom
Gummy Plaude
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-02-21 13:48:59 UTC
Mcpate wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Re:

1) I for one like when CCP can show us they're humans too by adding - bad - jokes in their patch notes lol

/c


How about showing us they give a damn...remember it is every single patch..it stopped being funny


I like jokes. Their sense of humour adds flavour to the game either in the forums as in their dev blogs. Also, I dislike entitled picky little whiners like you and I won't miss you.
Alpheias
The Khaleph
#16 - 2012-02-21 13:49:13 UTC
OP clearly needs to get laid and if that is impossible, a hug would go a long way.

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

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Skydell
Bad Girl Posse
Somethin Awfull Forums
#17 - 2012-02-21 14:02:50 UTC
Vertisce Soritenshi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-02-21 14:05:25 UTC
I am sorry...can somebody please explain to me what the **** is wrong with the OP? Why is he bitching? I don't see anything wrong in the patch notes that would make any normal person upset.

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JeanMichel Bizarre
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-02-21 14:18:52 UTC
Vertisce Soritenshi wrote:
I am sorry...can somebody please explain to me what the **** is wrong with the OP? Why is he bitching? I don't see anything wrong in the patch notes that would make any normal person upset.



Since when does there something have to be wrong for people to *****?

Dangerzone

Valei Khurelem
#20 - 2012-02-21 14:25:12 UTC
My two cents are.... I just won't give a **** when Mass Effect comes out.

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium

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