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The Goon's Burden

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Taiwanistan
#1 - 2012-02-21 02:20:56 UTC
In light of the coming csm election, i feel disheartened by all the rancorous venom, the searing hatred that is spewing from some folks.
The slanderous accusations of scamming and griefing when in fact we are merely bearing the Goon's burden so you don't have to.

Take up the Goon's burden

In patience to abide

To veil the threat of terror

And check the show of pride;

By open speech and simple

An hundred times made plain

To seek another’s profit

And work another’s gain

Take up the Goon’s burden—

And reap his old reward:

The blame of those ye better

The hate of those ye guard—

The cry of hosts ye humour

TA on wis: "when we have a feature that is its own functional ecosystem of gameplay then hooks into the greater ecosystem of EVE as a whole, and it provides good replayability."

Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
#2 - 2012-02-21 02:25:13 UTC
The only searing hate I see comes from your own alts. Nothing a quick biomass can't fix.
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#3 - 2012-02-21 02:26:21 UTC
Was the OP trying to be funny?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#4 - 2012-02-21 02:34:13 UTC
Our burden of mining to fuel the Mittani's need for explosions.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Naela Ambramotte
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-02-21 02:49:27 UTC
Goons seem more and more like a brainwashed cult.

Fascinating really.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-02-21 03:01:56 UTC
Confirming that I pay 10% of my RL income to be a part of Goonswarm and that I am eagerly awaiting Helter Skelter.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us

Talamant
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-02-21 03:12:55 UTC
I mine all day to feed Mittani's need for mojitos.
trexinatux
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-02-21 03:18:26 UTC
Kipling, McNeil, Johnson, and Taiwanistan. Yep, the ages shall remember all your names.

Helpless people on subway trains...

Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-02-21 04:28:52 UTC
*throws a box of hankies at the OP*

The jury are impressed with the poetry and have decided to remove all culpability for your decisions and actions as a result. Nothing to do with a sense of responsibility, all to do with having the ability to express oneself as a visionary romantic. Roll

Please go away rest assured that you can now sleep at night without having to have a lavender bubble bath as a result. Blink
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-02-21 08:22:51 UTC
Naela Ambramotte wrote:
Goons seem more and more like a brainwashed cult.

Fascinating really.


Question is.. How did you get to that observation..
If it is too clear, than something is probably set.
Welcome to paranoia.
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#11 - 2012-02-21 10:24:15 UTC
There was a goon thread all ready

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#12 - 2012-02-21 11:22:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
Naela Ambramotte wrote:
Goons seem more and more like a brainwashed cult.

Fascinating really.


Yuppers.

And we are indeed learning that Gaming + Politics = Really Bad Idea

Why do EVE players feel they are entitled to determine the game's direction anyway ? I can't even get the corner store to carry my brand of Granola.........

Things come and go. Games come and go. If CCP screws up, let them. SOMEone else will come along with a better game. May take awhile, may not.

If EVE had continued the Fail after the Summer of Rage, so be it. They would have sunk so low, lost so many players, they would have been forced to re-tool anyway. Probably in better ways than folks with the mentality of the current candidates for CSM can imagine.

Besides, are the changes so far REALLY what YOU honestly had in mind ????

And if all had failed, We would have found something else to do anyway, I guarantee it.

This 'complex program' is not the be all and end all to life as seems to be portrayed.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#13 - 2012-02-21 11:30:43 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:
Confirming that I pay 10% of my RL income to be a part of Goonswarm and that I am eagerly awaiting Helter Skelter.

Does that mean that you get banned a lot, or that your RL income is $100?
Taiwanistan
#14 - 2012-02-21 14:47:12 UTC
Vicky Somers wrote:
The only searing hate I see comes from your own alts. Nothing a quick biomass can't fix.

"Such is the burden of a Goon, can you bear it?" my recruiting officer once asked of me a long time ago.
"Yes, and gladly" I replied.

TA on wis: "when we have a feature that is its own functional ecosystem of gameplay then hooks into the greater ecosystem of EVE as a whole, and it provides good replayability."

OT Smithers
Buccaneer's Den
Dock Workers
#15 - 2012-02-21 14:48:27 UTC
Sorry goonswarm guys. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but...

To most of the Eve populace Goonswarm members are, metaphorically, the Apple Computer owners of Eve. Ugh

No one, other than you, thinks that you cool, hip, or impressive. You are just another member in an alliance, and most of us really don't give a flying fck what ANY corp or alliance does, including our own. We certainly don't care about some self-congratulatory carebear mega-alliance that fashions itself as edgy -- and whos' members feel compelled to rush to the forums every day to tell the Eve world how special they are. Roll

You know that kid with the Apple Computer that everyone else makes fun of? That's you.
Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpaid Tactical Team
#16 - 2012-02-21 14:48:28 UTC
Stop spamming the forums with Goon circle-jerks please.
Ocih
Space Mermaids
#17 - 2012-02-21 15:01:10 UTC
This is what happens when white people try and write rap songs.
Tore Vest
#18 - 2012-02-21 15:12:50 UTC
Posting in a goon thread Bear

No troll.

Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
#19 - 2012-02-21 17:25:06 UTC
Akrasjel Lanate wrote:
There was a goon thread all ready


Dad, are you goon thread?
Son, I am all the goon threads.
Hah, knew it.
Ann133566
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-02-21 17:33:30 UTC
Two words. Stockholm syndrome.
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