Crime & Punishment

There was a guy who was made -9 when he was tricked into smart bombing people in high sec, so he often came to our low sec space to try and get his sec up.
After losing many faction BS, he downgraded to faction cruisers, and then ultimately stealth bombers.

But even flying a cloaky frigate, he was still quite easy to catch, as anytime he appeared in local i knew he was going to find the 1 BS that spawns. So i waited cloaked in a rapier next to said BS until he attempted to kill it. Needless to say, he wasn't happy.

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Counting coup, whenever I ****ing well please
From: Victim
Sent: 2011.12.14 01:34
To: barricade87,

Even a blind pig finds a truffle, now and then. I like the odds. I have come into your system literally hundreds of times and you have "caught" me once. Big ****ing deal! You are a big fat bag of fail and you will always be a pompous ass!

get a real life!

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It took him about 4 stealth bomber losses to realize that i wasn't just randomly finding him, and he petitioned me every time he died.
CCP recently banned his account for making over 200 petitions.

Ahhh, Socratic's story is one of my favorites of all time. If they really banned him that's a shame... that tear fountain was awesome.

Once again I find myself with war targets docking unwilling to undock without a 20 to 1 advantage.

So I decide to visit my fav system again.

Of I go and in my little Merlin I jump which I lovingly call Frigate of Tears. See on direction that alot of cans about, warp to the first one. 1 day old player, leave him be since hell... you can kill only so many bantams. Warp to the next and i see a can... and about 20km from that is a Oracle.

bait is bait and I love to spring traps. No surpirse the Oracle pilots notifies everbody in local the HUNT IS ON. Red boxes my little Merlin and fires. I quickly close the gap orbit at 500m and with a smile pop him. My first tier 3 BC kil, that made me happy.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15217036

To much loot for my little Merlin so I dock up and get into my Thorax to pick up the rest. I see the chump is docked so I warp back to the belt. To my surprise, here he comes in a Navy Apoc. For second I though this is a joke... he can't be serious. He red boxes me and fires. Once again I close the gap quickly and orbit under his guns. He reaches half armor with mine barely at 1/3 gone. I notify him in local I will let him go for 400mil. He ask me to stop firing which I promptly notify him that once my wallet blinks I will stop. To put the pressure on i count down as his armor is gone... 10% structure, 20%, 30 %, he screams in local WAIT PLEASE IM BUSY, SENDING IT NOW, 40%, 50% 60% 70% 80% 90% wallet flashes with 720mil. POP goes the navy apoc. He was so stressed out he accidently send me all his isk in his wallet.

Being a nice guy I decided to give him 100mil back. And went along my merry way.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15217030

Tiss was a good day.

I guess people like reading my particular "victim's" tears ( i can neither confirm nor deny that it's socratic ).
Here's another serving:

After killing one of his many Gila's..
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10937177
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From: Victim
Sent: 2011.11.02 07:41
To: barricade87,

I have survived longer than you have existed.

Your ego is monumental, but unjustified.

You are really small fish.

I will be happy to have you hunted untill you quit eve.

It's good to know that karma still works.
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I explained to him that he only survives when i allow it, which made him a little upset (mad even?)

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From: Victim
Sent: 2011.11.02 20:17
To: barricade87,

You're a pompous ass.

And anyone can win by joining a lynch mob and raping the weak or alone.

What you win is dishonor.

Once your honor is gone, you have nothing.

and your rationalizations are merely self serving.

there is one thing you will never win, and it's the basis for all power in this game I S K

I will always have access to more than you will ever see, even if you play 25 years

re-blocked
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I have lots of abuse mails from this guy, but this is one of the better ones

No, this thread is for posting the best tears/rage you have received.
I guess someone already posted your main's tears, so you posted your amazing and witty sarcasm using a NPC corp alt.

You sound really upset.....perhaps talking about it will make you feel better

Go ahead, tell us the whole story - and please include the killmail(s) of your death and your tears, as well as any additional tears you feel led to shed over the incident. Its ok, we CARE deeply about you, and we are here to HELP you through it.

holy crap, you actually used an alt just to try and flame people in this thread.... thats it, no other post history apart from these two posts.

There is so much butthurt here!!!!

I know this was posted a while back but ive only just discovered this thread, the first thing that comes to mind on this is Manuel from Fawlty Towers xP Anyone else see the resembelance?

Once again, War Targets are thinging out after they lost a Tengu, few ships and pods playing staying games.

I find myself back in my fav little system. Ofcourse since can fillping is taboo I just steal and head off.

I notice a CEO of a corp dropping Large Secure containers for his corp around a belt, I take a peak nothing in them but so I move along to the next belt.

I dock up and get into my Thorax and continue my reigh around the belts.

Apperently my taking a peak in his none anchored secure containers was enough to enrage him to a point were he warped in his drake and suicided it agaist my Thorax. OK I though...

some lolz in local

http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12491909

I decide to call it a night and head back to the station, he undocked after his GCC expired in his Raven Navy Issue. (Alot of stories here with Ravens Navy Issues, starting to see a pattern here.)

He pops another can infront of me and I take it and he promptly start shooting at me. Needless to say, that fit... that fit needed more MAG STABS...

http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12492081

I consider it a pleasure to dispatch badly fitted ships... especially expensive ones.

I do find it amusing how they complain about the unfairness of a 5 Mil ISK hull taking down a 400 Mil ISK hull.