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The Pirate Story Thread

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gunnery
Pandemic Alpha
The Rogue Consortium
#181 - 2012-01-18 00:55:07 UTC
JEBUS, WHO JUST TOOK A DUMMP?, ALL THESE EMO SHAT IN HERE STINK UP THE PLACE!!!!!
gunnery
Pandemic Alpha
The Rogue Consortium
#182 - 2012-01-18 00:57:43 UTC
oohhh looks at me, i just piwate and mining badger in belt,, iam so awsome!!!, you all sicken me, YOU ALL ARE ****!!! LESS THAN SHAT!!!!!
Athereon
Aths Harem
#183 - 2012-01-18 02:07:08 UTC
gunnery wrote:
JEBUS, WHO JUST TOOK A DUMMP?, ALL THESE EMO SHAT IN HERE STINK UP THE PLACE!!!!!


gunnery wrote:
oohhh looks at me, i just piwate and mining badger in belt,, iam so awsome!!!, you all sicken me, YOU ALL ARE ****!!! LESS THAN SHAT!!!!!


So who ganked you??
DaDudeinDump
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#184 - 2012-01-18 03:26:52 UTC  |  Edited by: DaDudeinDump
I don't have chat logs (and there was no real conversation to have), but I can retell the story.

So I was bored one day toying with a punisher. And I though "I should try some can-flipping today!"

Unlike the brutal pirates that ruthlessly destroy little jim's shiny new mining osprey. I'd turn the noob's close encounter into an aggression mechanics lesson. (and maybe demand a small ranson ;) )

So the first guy I find is in a mining osprey. He had a few drones circling him and I saw no visible turrets. Check the age of the account it was 4 days old. A perfect lesson for a new player.

So I flip the can. And in an instant he sends his 2 drones my way. I take down the drones. And begin the wear down the ship. I get him into structure and openned convo.

I ransomed his mining osprey for a whooping 50K ISK. (The horrrorr!)
I gave him a minute to respond... and he didn't.
I felt kind of bad blowing up his new osprey. (HEY! When I got my first cruiser in eve I was pretty damn happy!)
So I gave him 30 seconds. then he did something I had never thought of. He ejected from the osprey and left. He closed the chat I opened.

I had no use for the osprey so I popped it. (Too lazy to post KM, you can find it if you really want it.) And sent him an evemail to sell his salvaged wreck back for a massive 10k isk. (The mods were around 30k) as I sat debating on what to do a yellow in a slephnir warped to belt and made an instant bee-line towards the can I had just flipped. Luckily I managed to pop the cans before he could make it.

That would of sucked,

Miner gets canflipped by flipper who then gets flipped by an even bigger flipper. I don't have a ship to take on a t2 BC so I think I made a good choice.

The weird thing about it, the guy never said a word. He ignored my ransom. And my offers.
Meh. Maybe he'll get it next time when the prices for ransom are higher.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#185 - 2012-01-18 05:10:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
gunnery wrote:
EMO -CRYING- EMO


Odd...

Your post is problably the only EMO post in here. I know you did not loose a shiny BS to my frigate like the other I posted here. So what did you loose and how small was the target.

EDIT: Nevermind you only seem to win in blobs according to BC, and loose ships in 1v1 or 1v2. I guess your just jealous you will never be able to pop a big ship on your own. We understand and I forgive you your outburts, taking in so much awesome in a single thread can be harsh on a virgin mind not used to awesome.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

guska Cryotank
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#186 - 2012-01-18 20:53:46 UTC
Sanguine Belroth wrote:
I then turned off the scram and web.

They can be turned off? I thought you just had to kill the guy to get them to turn off.
guska Cryotank
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#187 - 2012-01-18 21:03:19 UTC
DaDudeinDump wrote:
a yellow in a slephnir warped to belt and made an instant bee-line towards the can I had just flipped. Luckily I managed to pop the cans before he could make it.

That would of sucked,

Miner gets canflipped by flipper who then gets flipped by an even bigger flipper. I don't have a ship to take on a t2 BC so I think I made a good choice.

You know you don't HAVE to shoot, right?
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#188 - 2012-01-20 06:09:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
So after Skunkworks disappointing show against us when their members joined the Corp we were at war with. They are now not fighting and decided to join Dec Shield and surrendered. That right, the guys complaining about dec shield joined them.

I never flew a Thorax before so decided to fit one up and give it a whirl in Ekura and Jouv.

First belt on directional an Orca with Corp mates mining. Warp in flip the can one guy in a Osprey Red boxes me and is instantly reduced into space dust. In warp an alt/main of the orca pilot, different Corp though.

He is in a Drake so I am not to sure how my young ass is going to do against a 2007 Drake Pilot. Live and learn right? He flips my can and I red box him. I soon realize he is flying a pure passive recharge Drake. My DPS is just enough to break it and he pops with myself still in half armor. His pods warps off and comes back in a rifter. Really? heading toward me in a strait line two shot and he is down.

http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12183507


Exciting I though so I head to Jouv. I change my Thorax with whom I am extremely impressed with and get into my Vengeance. Scan the belts and I see 2 large secure containers in a .9 system. Warp in transfer all cargo to my can and the bantam warp off. A minute later that same bantam pilot is back in a Drake. He pops his cans and then pops mine so he turn red.

I though... ah why the hell not. Vengeance vs a Drake.... yep... what ensued was a vengeance that is cap stable with 1 repper a heavy missle drake with tech 1 light drones and a passive recharge fit. He can't kill me and it took me 22 minutes and just over 3000 gremlin rage rockets to finally pop him. In between this a Corp mate of his tried to help by suicide his caracal.

http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12185752

Good times

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#189 - 2012-01-23 02:52:38 UTC
This is a story of a pirate and three lovely sons, how they met a woman who had 3 lovely daughters and they became a family they became a pirate family.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#190 - 2012-01-23 20:37:33 UTC
In my goal of atleast popping each of every ship type. One I did not have until now was a Raven Navy Issue.

For the past few days I was testing out my very first Thorax fit.

So it managed to pop a Drake and a Cane and acouple of cruiser and frigates.

Now for the most part I love raven pilots, or caldari pilots for that manner since they are so sure of the shields ships superiority over everything else.

At first the CNR was just posing the ship in local at the belt warning me it would take him 3 volleys to pop my ship. As the endless debate goes on i decide to get outside help. I ask somebody and pay them to try and convince the CNR pilot to teach me a lesson. He needed to pretend he would rep his shield to make sure that I am taught a lesson.

So he falls for it pops a can which i promptly scoops up. I target him and his drones auto engage, the fight is on. did not take long for the ship to pop. I was not planning ransoming him. I don't have a CNR on my KB yet now I do.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15063682


"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Aggressive Nutmeg
#191 - 2012-01-29 04:16:10 UTC
gunnery wrote:
JEBUS, WHO JUST TOOK A DUMMP?, ALL THESE EMO SHAT IN HERE STINK UP THE PLACE!!!!!

gunnery wrote:
oohhh looks at me, i just piwate and mining badger in belt,, iam so awsome!!!, you all sicken me, YOU ALL ARE ****!!! LESS THAN SHAT!!!!!

Astonishing.

Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.

Katalci
Catgirl Courtesan Club
#192 - 2012-01-30 02:12:13 UTC
I found a guy in the help channel. He was in a carrier and wanted to know how to move to a different system, specifically Jita. Well, I told him how, and was nice enough to even light the cyno for him. Jita was "out of range of his carrier" even though he had jump drive calibration 5, so we used Old Man Star as a midpoint.
Hilarity ensued: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHOGwMIPoLg

Killmail: http://dirt.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12234513

Then, I looked on his battleclinic lossboards, and saw another Archon... It's now clear why he had the carrier. He was mining in a belt:
http://www.amarr-empire.net/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=258436
Daniel Zirud
Universal Remnant Forces
#193 - 2012-01-30 10:50:44 UTC
Got podded by some pirate corp. "Freelance Wealth Redistribution Services". They webbed and scrambled my transport in a 0.6 sec asteriod belt. Demanded a ransom, which I refused to pay (as it wasn't worth it), then podded me.

Why are pirate corps allowed to do this? Are the police only effective near gates and stations in 0.7 0.8 0.9 1.0 systems?

I guess this is how wars begin....

Ubiquitous Forum Alt
#194 - 2012-01-30 13:39:12 UTC
Daniel Zirud wrote:
Got podded by some pirate corp. "Freelance Wealth Redistribution Services". They webbed and scrambled my transport in a 0.6 sec asteriod belt. Demanded a ransom, which I refused to pay (as it wasn't worth it), then podded me.

Why are pirate corps allowed to do this? Are the police only effective near gates and stations in 0.7 0.8 0.9 1.0 systems?

I guess this is how wars begin....



Do you remember taking ore out of a yellow can and seeing an annoying warning pop up which you quickly clicked OK on?

That was you stealing from them and giving them permission to shoot you.

They got concorded for killing your pod unless you were ALREADY AT WAR with them and somehow failed to mention it.....Which I suppose is also possible....

Welcome to EVE.

I don't log in - I don't need to. My very existence griefs people. They see my name, and they instinctively fill with rage and indignation. Deny it all you want - but if you didn't care, you wouldn't have posted, would you?

Daniel Zirud
Universal Remnant Forces
#195 - 2012-01-30 15:52:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Daniel Zirud
Ubiquitous Forum Alt wrote:
Daniel Zirud wrote:
Got podded by some pirate corp. "Freelance Wealth Redistribution Services". They webbed and scrambled my transport in a 0.6 sec asteriod belt. Demanded a ransom, which I refused to pay (as it wasn't worth it), then podded me.

Why are pirate corps allowed to do this? Are the police only effective near gates and stations in 0.7 0.8 0.9 1.0 systems?

I guess this is how wars begin....



Do you remember taking ore out of a yellow can and seeing an annoying warning pop up which you quickly clicked OK on?

That was you stealing from them and giving them permission to shoot you.

They got concorded for killing your pod unless you were ALREADY AT WAR with them and somehow failed to mention it.....Which I suppose is also possible....

Welcome to EVE.


My corp was at war with their corp at the time, but I have no idea why. I didn't realise that made me a viable "lawful" target to pirates. I've never shot at another player in EVE (yet), so in my eyes I had done nothing wrong other than to happen to be in a corp that happened to be at war with their corp. In fact, I think they started it to demand a ransom in the first place.

So looks like I'm going to have to be a lot more careful in future, because it seems a little harsh that personally I've done nothing wrong, but can be a viable lawful target to other players just because someone in their corp decided they wanted to declare war on the corp I happen to be in.
Ubiquitous Forum Alt
#196 - 2012-01-30 16:48:36 UTC
Daniel Zirud wrote:
Ubiquitous Forum Alt wrote:
Daniel Zirud wrote:
Got podded by some pirate corp. "Freelance Wealth Redistribution Services". They webbed and scrambled my transport in a 0.6 sec asteriod belt. Demanded a ransom, which I refused to pay (as it wasn't worth it), then podded me.

Why are pirate corps allowed to do this? Are the police only effective near gates and stations in 0.7 0.8 0.9 1.0 systems?

I guess this is how wars begin....



Do you remember taking ore out of a yellow can and seeing an annoying warning pop up which you quickly clicked OK on?

That was you stealing from them and giving them permission to shoot you.

They got concorded for killing your pod unless you were ALREADY AT WAR with them and somehow failed to mention it.....Which I suppose is also possible....

Welcome to EVE.


My corp was at war with their corp at the time, but I have no idea why. I didn't realise that made me a viable "lawful" target to pirates. I've never shot at another player in EVE (yet), so in my eyes I had done nothing wrong other than to happen to be in a corp that happened to be at war with their corp. In fact, I think they started it to demand a ransom in the first place.

So looks like I'm going to have to be a lot more careful in future, because it seems a little harsh that personally I've done nothing wrong, but can be a viable lawful target to other players just because someone in their corp decided they wanted to declare war on the corp I happen to be in.


Yeah...the ENTIRE POINT of a war dec is that it gives you legal permission to blow up their ship + pod any time, any where, with no consequences from Concord whatsoever.

If you are new enough to not know that, my guess is you were in a t1 hauler and a cheap pod, so I recommend that you learn from your mistakes, and be grateful that you were able to learn this lesson as cheaply as you did. Many people have to learn it far more expensively.

I don't log in - I don't need to. My very existence griefs people. They see my name, and they instinctively fill with rage and indignation. Deny it all you want - but if you didn't care, you wouldn't have posted, would you?

Citizen Smif
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#197 - 2012-02-02 16:58:02 UTC
Garven Dreis wrote:
Hooray! I'm Famous!


But in all seriousness, it was very well played. There's no reason to get buttfrustrated or anything, it's a new learning experience, and it's certainly something I won't be repeating

Here's another gem, it's the message I got from Kane's "alt" after the transaction/

Quote:
Hey man, i know you think you hired some mercs to kill us but... well you hired my alt to come kill us so... I have to thank you for sending my alt 500 mil. It will go far towards funding our war machine that will smash you tards into the ground. But alas, I won't be a complete ***tard and not thank you for the donation. I will comment though on your unfortunate foolishness in trying to hire a merc corp, which happens to be our alt corp, to come kill us. We laughed so hard we almost ****ed ourselves. If you send us another 500 mil (********* Inc. corp wallet this time) we might actually call the war off before it even begins :)

Fly Safe
**

P.S. YOU DUMB****


Needs more use of the word "Tard". But hey, I'll see if I can't dig up the chatlog.


You're a good sport, I probably would have rage quit for a few days so fair play to you! Then again.. I wouldn't have been that stupid in the first place Blink
Zypod
MoonBull Fisting INC.
#198 - 2012-02-08 06:20:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Zypod
Hey nuff of the non-story posts. Here's a good one (deeeerp)

Im in low sec, with some random guy met on the way there. We are in frigs. There's this guy ratting with a cormorant in a belt. We killed his ship in 3 seconds. But the funny part was that he said he did not care about all that because he had billions of isks and every most expensive ships in eve and he had a clone with full slave. Dam I should go rat in low sec in a cormorant all day long. But the funniest part is here: Next belt, I spot a Dread Guristas destroyer, and get a 35Mill loot. Nah I did'nt bother telling my random frigate mate.

Dam I need a new C14 Impaler Gauss rifle.
eddie valvetino
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#199 - 2012-02-08 09:33:13 UTC  |  Edited by: eddie valvetino
This Happened Last night.

There is very little back story, guy jumps to our "camp" and gets killed.

The Result is the follow thread of chat and mail communication.

[20:05:42] EVE System Channel MOTD: You are being RANSOMED !
STOP YOUR SHIP OR YOU WILL BE PODDED.
[20:45:24] Snuff 1 > this is a pod ransom
[20:45:29] Snuff 1 > pay me 90m isk or lose your imp[lants
[20:45:32] Victim > i dont want the pod
[20:45:34] Victim > look at
[20:45:35] Victim > wait
[20:45:40] Victim > look at my ****in cargo hold
[20:45:43] Snuff 1 > you have 10 seconds
[20:45:46] Victim > wait
[20:45:50] Snuff 1 > for what
[20:45:51] Victim > ill pay it
[20:45:55] Snuff 1 > ok
[20:45:57] Victim > just tell me whats in that cargo hold
[20:45:59] Victim > i need it
[20:46:28] Snuff 1 > what item do you need
[20:46:32] Victim > i need that book man
[20:46:32] Snuff 1 > tell me quickly
[20:46:38] Victim > caldar carrier..
[20:46:43] Victim > im headed to my new home
[20:46:50] Victim > it suvived
[20:46:53] Victim > i dont care about anythin else
[20:46:59] Snuff 1 > ok what do you want
[20:47:07] Victim > what do you mean?
[20:47:12] Snuff 1 > do you want to buy the book
[20:47:25] Victim > contract it to me in station
[20:47:30] Snuff 1 > ok warp your pod away
[20:47:31] Victim > and ill pay you the 90
[20:47:42] Victim > please
[20:47:48] Snuff 1 > uh
[20:47:53] Victim > ive saved forever it and im a day away
[20:48:18] Snuff 1 > no, you will pay 350m isk for the book
[20:48:20] Snuff 1 > or we keep it
[20:48:25] Victim > i cant pay that
[20:48:29] Snuff 1 > ok then it's ours
[20:48:34] Victim > please just ive it back to me and take the 90 man
[20:48:40] Snuff 1 > no
[20:48:42] Victim > its all i have
[20:48:48] Snuff 1 > it's worth way more and it is in our possession
[20:48:58] Victim > i cant do anythin abou it
[20:49:07] Snuff 1 > it is our book
[20:49:07] Victim > i dont have that much money
[20:49:14] Snuff 1 > we will not sell it for 90m
[20:49:18] Victim > please just have a ****in heard about it man
[20:49:24] Snuff 1 > what?
[20:49:35] Snuff 1 > you have now lost your pod.
[20:49:37] Victim > take 150?
[20:49:42] Snuff 1 > no
[20:49:48] Victim > wow man
[20:49:52] Snuff 1 > we can sell it right now for 350m
[20:49:57] Snuff 1 > so why would we take your offer
[20:50:04] eddie valvetino > in this station,
[20:50:14] eddie valvetino > dude... we're pirates, this is how we live
[20:50:20] Victim > dude ill ive you money
[20:50:29] Snuff 1 > it has to be what we can get for it elsewhere
[20:50:46] Victim> i cant do that
[20:50:49] Victim> and you ****in podded me
[20:50:51] Victim> for no reason
[20:50:52] Snuff 1 > then we cant sell it to you
[20:51:01] Victim> **** you

Then......

Kill
From: Victims CEO
Sent: 2012.02.07 21:33
To: Snuff 3,

As much as it pains me good job on the kill off one of my guys , enjoy the capital skill book he dropped lol.

Fly safe

Re: Kill
From: Snuff 3
Sent: 2012.02.07 21:56
To: Victims CEO,

oh btw. Did the guy get upset in corp chat ?



From: Victims CEO
Sent: 2012.02.07 21:57
To: Snuff 3,

Lol Yeah ,Think he raged quit right affter we all took the **** out of him.

Serves him right


Re: Re: Re: Kill
From: Snuff 3
Sent: 2012.02.07 21:58
To: Victims CEO,

haha nice, copy paste?


Re: Re: Re: Re: Kill
From: Victims CEO
Sent: 2012.02.07 21:59
To: Snuff 3,

[20:50:03] Victim > so i just lost my pd
[20:50:09] Victim > and my ****in carrier skill book
[20:50:12] Victim > im ****in done
[20:50:18] Victim’s Corpy > how ?
[20:50:36] Victim > multi clocaked t3
[20:50:41] Victim > gate camp
[20:51:05] Victim > im done
[20:51:07] Victim > im done with this ****
[20:51:08] Victim’s Corpy > stay out of low and null, especially when carrying a book like that
[20:51:20] Victim > i could avoid it to et to our ****in system
[20:51:23] Victim > im done with this ****
[20:51:36] Victim’s Corpy > ok, see ya dude
[20:51:44] Victim’s Corpy > lmfao
[20:51:46] Victim’s Corpy > wow
[21:27:31] Victim’s Corpy 2 > 500 mills?
[21:27:35] Victim’s CEO > yh
[21:27:50] Victim’s CEO > this why u dnt go through low with a cap skill book
[21:28:12] Victim’s Corpy 2 > caldari carrier i see it
[21:29:00] Victim’s Corpy 2 > i have much to say but i think i will just stfu
[21:30:02] Victim’s CEO > lol

For me the funniest part was my FC keeping him talking while I was able to get to weapsons range as his pod sat outside the station he thought we were contracting him the book.

I hope you get at least a little enjoyment from reading this, we certainly enjoyed it.

Edd

p.s. The victim has now been sent a guide and fraps for the use of covert ops ships I recorded as i used my alt took the book to jita.

p.s.s. Not one of us had a cloak fitted
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#200 - 2012-02-08 11:17:43 UTC
Sweet deal ^_^

One less Cap Pilot =D

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.