Out of Pod Experience

Wish granted! but it was a shiptoast.


I wish for a 3 way man hug with spanky and xenuria

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I wish my cancer hadn't spread to my liver

Wish granted. The next president of the USA takes over the world. He then devotes several billion dollars towards making him immortal. He then abolishes democracy, which in turn results in a thousand year dynasty of orderly rule, but nobody can prove its violent authority because the leader is smart enough to predict where all dissenters will sprout and prompts stomps out any opposition. He also abducts your mother and uses her as his slave.

I wish my roommate would learn his lesson and stop being such a unhealthy slob and somehow producing bio-hazardous whenever I leave the house for longer than 24 hours.

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The numbers hit and you win. Suddenly you have six paternity suits against you and family and friends are begging for money. You can't leave the house without people holding their hands out and the phone rings constantly. You escape to another city where you think nobody know you. That night your robbed by a crazed crackhead who takes everything in which you feel a small sense of relief thinking that with everything gone life can go back to normal. When you wake up in the morning you see a letter from the IRS saying you have 7 days to pay 10% of winnings in taxes or face 25 years in prison.

I wish my isp provider would give me the speeds they claim I'm getting.

Granted, but the transmission breaks the first day you drive it.

I now wish for a pay-raise.

You got ti! But your CEO just dismantled your corp and now there are 20 reds waiting for you to undock.


I wish that WiS was completely abandoned and erased from existence.

Wish granted. And then a gay guy comes in and ruins the fun.

I wish I could come up with something better.

Okay, but the second after they score the last touchdown, a football crashes through your window, impacting on your temple, causing massive internal damage, and killing you on impact, before exploding in a great ball of napalm.

...I wish I had a fish. A vegetarian one, please.

Granted. More players move into nullsec from high and low, towers go up, moon mining and PI all go up, causing prices to drop all across Eve. Supply outstrips demand, but since the ISK faucet keeps opening up more and nothing gets bought, inflation goes way up and nothing sells anymore. CCP implements a fix but in their infinite wisdom a minor oversight causes prices to stay ridiculously high but removes all methods of making ISK from the game. People fight and fight until the ISK runs out and then there's nothing. Congratulations, you just effectively killed Eve. Money wasted and people leaving, Eve turns into a wasteland of bitter veterans with nothing better to do than tell "well, back in MY day..." stories, while newbs go through and burn all structures, mods, and ships across New Eden. You now have an excuse to whine about null.


I wish that my boss' daughter would come back and jump my bones with dat ass.

Wish granted. However, the Stabber is on Auto-Pilot and belongs to the enemy faction, so it automatically pods you.

I wish I could turn people into sweetrolls.