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The Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Merc Alliance

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#521 - 2016-03-11 15:28:24 UTC
Curious now the other merc threads are full of each other smack talking
but ours is pretty much always about bondage and/or sodemy.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#522 - 2016-03-11 15:30:59 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Curious now the other merc threads are full of each other smack talking
but ours is pretty much always about bondage and/or sodemy.
You're Devils ! Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Saskia Laru
Saskia Laru Trading Corporation
#523 - 2016-03-11 15:31:02 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Curious now the other merc threads are full of each other smack talking
but ours is pretty much always about bondage and/or sodemy.



Your just lucky.Big smile
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#524 - 2016-03-11 17:12:29 UTC
Posting at a funeral. I have no shame.

#heretic

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#525 - 2016-03-12 10:24:35 UTC
Can you guys guard the gates in Romi for me? I'll pay top dollar.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Smitty Uitra
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#526 - 2016-03-12 10:30:35 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Can you guys guard the gates in Romi for me? I'll pay top dollar.



As long as you keep watch of that Amarr undock.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#527 - 2016-03-13 12:13:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Mortlake
Another beautiful day on the farm.

We're all at Sunday School right now, but we'll be happy to assist you when we run out of duct tape and lard.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#528 - 2016-03-13 13:59:07 UTC
Ralph I'm Still waiting for my Devil Thong...

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#529 - 2016-03-13 17:40:25 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Ralph I'm Still waiting for my Devil Thong...


Get in line.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#530 - 2016-03-14 04:08:01 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Ralph I'm Still waiting for my Devil Thong...


Ikr...wtf Ralph Blink

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#531 - 2016-03-14 05:34:38 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Can you guys guard the gates in Romi for me? I'll pay top dollar.


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Please remit payment as soon as possible to avoid possible service interruptions.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#532 - 2016-03-24 01:21:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
I don't normally bump this thread but a little story popes into my head and I felt like sharing

A couple of months ago we were bored and raz was sitting in amarr with an alt giggling with feckless abandon at a couple of hot heads ripping on one another in Amarr local.
Anyway being the good sport he is raz waits till they get good and heated and then pushes the big red button on one of them just to see what happens.

Obviously hilarious raging and smack talk ensues and we all get a good belly ache over it but the reason I bring this up is,
Eventually they figure out it was us that dropped the dec and one of them says in local

"Oh wait, it wasn't you it was the devils warrior alliance, who the **** are these dicks"


Amarr local : ...


For a good 30 - 50 seconds Amarr local is totally silent.


You want that effect ,

pay us for it.


Edit : devils related novelty shtuffs to be confirmed soonish (whenever I can get my drunk ass to work)

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#533 - 2016-03-24 02:03:21 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
...

"Oh wait, it wasn't you it was the devils warrior alliance, who the **** are these dicks"


Amarr local : ...


For a good 30 - 50 seconds Amarr local is totally silent.


You want that effect ,

pay us for it.

Gold. Big smile

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Smitty Uitra
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#534 - 2016-03-30 22:18:24 UTC
So I had a dream. We got war decd and they said it was going to last for 51 months. They were also going to come by everyday so we wouldn't have to hunt them. Then I realized it must be a dream because local has been pretty dead Sad I wish that we still had watchlists.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#535 - 2016-04-03 19:40:36 UTC
Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.

Hire these guys, they won't let you down.

Farewell, it's been fun!

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#536 - 2016-04-03 21:36:53 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.

Hire these guys, they won't let you down.

Farewell, it's been fun!

Rabble?

Where to next Mort?

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#537 - 2016-04-03 22:06:58 UTC
To greaness i imagine,

Been an absolute pleasure and an honour mate.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#538 - 2016-04-03 22:34:51 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Mortlake wrote:
Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.

Hire these guys, they won't let you down.

Farewell, it's been fun!

Rabble?

Where to next Mort?


I'm retiring from public life completely my friend though I appreciate the offer.

Keep doing great things.

Ralph King-Griffin wrote:


To greaness i imagine,

Been an absolute pleasure and an honour mate



Thanks Ralph. The feeling's mutual. You're all without exception great guys to fly with.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#539 - 2016-04-04 02:22:35 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Mortlake wrote:
Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.

Hire these guys, they won't let you down.

Farewell, it's been fun!

Rabble?

Where to next Mort?


I'm retiring from public life completely my friend though I appreciate the offer.

Keep doing great things.

Ralph King-Griffin wrote:


To greaness i imagine,

Been an absolute pleasure and an honour mate



Thanks Ralph. The feeling's mutual. You're all without exception great guys to fly with.

Oh that was just another able word not an offer not that there isn't a standing offer to nearly everybody I've ever flown with ;-) . Devils are a solid group and I'm sure you will be missed amongst their ranks.

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#540 - 2016-04-04 02:53:39 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Mortlake wrote:
Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.

Hire these guys, they won't let you down.

Farewell, it's been fun!

Rabble?

Where to next Mort?


I'm retiring from public life completely my friend though I appreciate the offer.

Keep doing great things.

Ralph King-Griffin wrote:


To greaness i imagine,

Been an absolute pleasure and an honour mate



Thanks Ralph. The feeling's mutual. You're all without exception great guys to fly with.


-1

I don't want Mort to quit.

He does the best posts (and posters).
Mo